Official Canon Star Wars Thread: UNLIMITED POWER!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Wu, May 31, 2016.

  1. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    hopefully a heximal solar system with a planet super close to all of them

    JJ’s LENS FLARE REVENGE
     
  2. PeterGriffin

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    I'm no astrologer, are you trying to say six suns? Cause you're thinking too small, those are rookie numbers, you gotta bring those numbers way up.
     
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  3. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    SIGH...the odds of anything beyond a six-sun system ever existing are infinitesimally low. Would totally break the fantastical realism of the universe :comicbookguy:
     
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  4. Pelican Grove

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    Yeah brah you can see him in that official trailer
     
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  5. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I mentioned this earlier and everyone said I stunk on ice
     
  6. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Evidently the TRoS full soundtrack leaked

    be careful out there
     
  7. Nostradumass

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    Qui Gon's Kylo Ren's Noble End
     
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  8. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Entire plot has been leaked, be careful brothers
     
  9. zeberdee

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    I've been avoiding anything specific, but the general sense I get from the reactions to this press tour is that the Star Wars franchise is extremely dysfunctional right now.
     
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  10. Wu

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    Any time someone prominent within the franchise says something that can be interpreted as remotely negative toward TLJ, it’s a whole news cycle.
     
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  11. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    I don’t give a shit about spoilers so I read some of the supposed leaks the other day and all I can say is holy shit. Now, do I mean that in a good way or a bad way? Guess we’ll find out in a week
     
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  12. Wu

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    ***IMPORTANT ***

     
  13. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    :fuckyeah:
     
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  14. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    just texted me wife to call dibs. Thank you
     
  15. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  16. SugarShaun

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  17. SugarShaun

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    This time next week I’ll be watching Rise of Skywalker.
     
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  18. Wu

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    same

    wow are we going together?
     
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  19. SugarShaun

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    That sounds delightful
     
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  20. Wu

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    I wouldn’t dare leave Gun Buns and marcus out

    we can share popcorns
     
  21. SugarShaun

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    Found another thing we can go to

     
  22. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I’d jump into a sarlacc pit for her
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    Alright dorks, need your knowledge. Someone solve this riddle from my 5 year old (he may be making it all up). He wants to watch the Star Wars that has, and I quote “The good guys hiding in the trees, and there’s a lot of tall grass that looks like wheat, and the bad guy is in the castle with the guns and he’s fat and blue. And they fight. But no one had a light saber.” That’s not a thing right?
     
  24. superfly0212

    superfly0212 Where are my testicles, Summer?
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    i've got a question....

    in RotJ, palpatine tells luke he's going to be a part of the darkside. if there are always two sith, no more no less. then wouldn't vader know he's being replaced?
     
  25. Wu

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    yes
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Has Maul ever officially died?
     
  27. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  28. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Was he no longer considered a Sith then? That definitely looks like post-Mustafar Obi.
     
  29. DirtBall

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    Also, fucker came back from being sliced in 2 and that’s how he goes down? Weak.
     
  30. Wu

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    nah just dark side wielder, didn’t adhere to any code/rules like a Sith
     
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  31. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I thought it was great.
     
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  32. slhorn

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    Agreed. The simplicity of it is what amazing to me.
     
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  33. Wu

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    The sequence of them changing stances due to being so familiar with each other told the story
     
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  34. DirtBall

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    LMBO. Did you “losers” even watch Ep 1? Without 12 back flips followed by 6 cartwheels only to be outdone by 8 spinning 360 backhand springs can you even have a light saber fight? Doubtful.
     
  35. Wu

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    this describes your posting in the MLS thread
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    FIXED
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    At the end of TFA I told the kid Luke Skywalker was the greatest Jedi ever. How wrong was that statement?
     
  38. Wu

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    idk man he not only force projected himself across the universe, he woke up his sister from a coma
     
  39. DirtBall

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    zero. Let me say it again. ZERO. Summersaults in all of that. Sounds like a lame loser imo.
     
  40. IV

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    Finally a argument where both sides are right
     
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  41. Wu

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    He played limbo with kylo ren’s lightsaber then did some ballerina twirl after
     
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  42. Mr Bulldops

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    yeah, just like Count Dooku looked shocked when anakin chopped his head off
     
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  43. Mr Bulldops

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    Formerly Darth, now just Maul

     
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  44. Mr Bulldops

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    it was perfect especially when you hear Filoni talk about the small details like how Obi Wan Old Ben changed his stance to the one QuiGon used when maul defeated him and Maul flare his eyes in recognition
     
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  45. billdozer

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    Has this been posted yet?
     
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  46. Wu

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    Are you fucking kidding me
     
  47. IV

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    what?
     
  48. The Shape

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    Filoni and Chow as X-Wing pilots.
     
  49. jrmy

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    Shots fired at Jar Jar
     
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  50. Doc Louis

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    Not worth watching unless it mentions Savage Opress
     
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