Official Cotton Bowl Thread: OSU vs Texas

Lmao at that drop

 

Texas, I caught your choke act at the shelter last night.

 

LMBO BAMA BUST

 

How you drop

 

that feels like the first drop an opposing wr has had against us all year

 

Texas is willing to match us in dumbassery.

 

I'm at most 3 well vodkas away from convincing myself Ole Miss belonged in these playoffs.

 

Investigate him

What a fucking loser

 

Can anyone in the SEC catch a ball?

 

Lmao more like Texas dickhands

 

Lol bond

 

7 has money on OSU

 

What was UGA vs. Bama when Tua went in at half? 13-0 I believe.

 

gravedigga 4 life

 

I feel like Texas has no chance of winning this game despite only being down 7

 

Might be time to dial up the old 50+ yard TD to Jeremiah Smith play

 

Simmons is a monster

 

Correct

 

Alright alright alright.

 

Simmons kinda looks like Bronny James.

 

Texas needs one good offensive play and the momentum is going to just landslide.

 

Texas giving ND a gameplan

 

People said the same thing last night about PSU/ND.

 

Wow

 

OSU in the fucking around stage

 

This is setting up nicely for a hilarious Ohio State loss if we all focus our energy in the right place

 

There are drops....and then there are whatever that just was.

 

Simmons gonna post something on IG at half about how Jeremiah Smith ain’t shit

 

Alright let’s see how Texas manages to fuck up getting some decent field position for once

 

I don't think we have a soft zone defense in the playbook.

 

Texas is winning this

 

why would we want Texas to win tho

 

he’s no Julian Edelman

 

Feels like a momentum switch there.

Texas is a really, really talented football team.

Seems like there's an NFLer making a play every down

 

OSU really should keep running right at the DTs.
Maybe it’ll eventually work.

 

Why is OSU fucking around? Just chuck it down the field.

 

how far behind r u

 

To complete our Texas state championship.

 

Real talk here. This game is coming in at about a 2 on a 1-10 scale for fun to watch. Needs to turn up in the 2nd half.

 

We are soooo long overdue for a Will Howard goof

 

we have 2 dogs mia and jules

kitty’s name will be beatrix kiddy

 

Ohio State is going to have to gift Texas points for them to win. Texas offense isn't really functional

 

thanks, Jesus.

 

why no goddamn timeout sark

 

Game is turning into a rock fight which bodes well for Texas

 

In life - undetermined.

In the game I'm on a stream so no idea because our cable is down.

 

Just saw the capital one commercial with Jennifer Garner and reminded me of this

 

Wish I didn’t work tmrw bc I’m already 3 drinks in and bout to blitz up bc this shit hurts