Official Cotton Bowl Thread: OSU vs Texas

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  1. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Haven’t really looked tonight but Day had some gray hairs poking through the beard during our last 2 games
     
  2. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    Just don’t score this drive pls buckeyes for the neutrals
     
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  3. ButchCassidy

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    Hey man where’s our halftime show??
    I wanna hear a shitty country song.
     
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  4. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    If I'm Chip Kelly and Ryan Day my game plan for the 2nd half would be making sure Jeremiah Smith gets more than 1 catch for 3 yards
     
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  5. b7

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    Pregame, commercials, Herbstreit and Fowler booth shots, halftime with a little football sprinkled in.
     
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  6. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Lack of rushing presence by either team is crazy.
     
  7. 2

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    Herbstriet blacelet clean
     
  8. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    It has been curious
     
  9. dump

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    both teams have good DLs with shaky OLs
     
  10. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
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    Eliminate dumb penalties and they’ll be fine
     
  11. a.tramp

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    that is my point. 2 of the top teams in the country don’t have o-lines that can set up the run.
     
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  12. Shinzon

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    Have to give him credit for limiting Smith so far though.
     
  13. MG2

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    This isn't a "Smith has 8 catches for 150" game. This is a "Texas fucked up once and Smith caught a 40 yard TD" game.
     
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  14. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    There it is
     
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  15. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    Not great Bob!
     
  16. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
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  17. IHHH

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    Getting cute here
     
  18. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    There’s Wildcat Willie!
     
  19. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  20. jimmy butler stan account

    jimmy butler stan account mpl92, bad (or sick) guy!
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  21. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    Howard’s play-action fakes are terrible.
     
  22. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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  23. dump

    dump Avid watcher of women’s sports
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    Fuck off EMAW
     
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  24. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    read Howard like a book
     
  25. cal

    cal BOATS
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    meet beatrix kiddy tmb

    [​IMG]
     
  26. Lip

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    Tell em Steve Dave!
     
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  27. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Qb play in these semifinals has been so awful
     
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  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Will Howard looks like a lady
     
  29. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Howard didn’t look right, Egbuka wide open.
     
  30. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother a cracked polystyrene man
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    isn’t that interesting
     
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  31. cal

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    huge play
     
  32. Lip

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    too many syllables for the song
     
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  33. dump

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    nothing good has ever come out of Manhattan, KS
     
  34. Roy

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    With noodle arm ewers at qb I’m jumping all the short stuff if I’m Ohio st
     
  35. Tex

    Tex Week 0 Enthusiast
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  36. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    absolute waste of a drive
     
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  37. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    Way to take advantage Horns!
     
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  38. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    My wife is convinced Joe Burrow wears lipstick, and is suspicious of Howard.
     
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  39. dump

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    Bench Ewers you bum ass Sark
     
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  40. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Can't win with Ewers
     
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  41. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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  42. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Way to take advantage of that TO horns, that is how you win big games!
     
  43. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    just play arch this shit is not working and doesn’t have a chance to work
     
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  44. cal

    cal BOATS
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    i have a feeling it’ll come out that he’s still bothered by that abdominal strain that he missed time with
     
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  45. dump

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    is this not Tex
     
  46. EMAW FC

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    Ewers with a 3rd and 11 check down. Channeling Kirk Cousins maybe he does have an NFL future
     
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  47. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Targeting on 91, IMO. Kick him off the tour, Doug.
     
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  48. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    most orange cats (~80%) are male just in case some balls drop down the line
     
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  49. Line 4 Guy

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    Sark is the worst halftime adjustment coach in all of football. We are fucking terrible in the 3rd quarter. All brakes babay.
     
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  50. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    doesn't exist for balls thrown behind the LOS
     
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