Official Cotton Bowl Thread: OSU vs Texas

There posts close to each other made me chuckle

 

Jersey boy. He’ll be fine.

 

That child doesn’t have a beard like mine and can’t grow one so excuse you sir!

 

considering what's going to happen to Ewers apparently (NFL or portal) it's a bit weird Sark is hitching the season on him.

 

Now is the test of where Day and Chip still trust Howard after the pick.

 

i'm half paying attn to this thread, what did I miss with the cat stuff

 

solid orange or orange/white are 80% male

calico/tortoiseshell are 99% female

 

Does sark have the sand that daddy saban had to bench ewers and put in the freshman?

 

Setting up for an overtime game

 

Lol no

 

well that’ll be something to wake up to

 

no one does (same with the onsides kick vs Clemson)

goats are goats for a reason

 

Will Howard keeper here 100%

 

Keeps his head level every time he hands off. Dips his head every time on play-action to oversell it.

 

get upfield dipshit

 

What a garbage play call.

 

wow what a horrible decision to bounce it outside. he had the first.

 

Go for it Ryan

 

You gotta just go Judkins

 

Man you can't try to bounce 3rd and 1, just put your nose down and get the yard to the inside

 

call was fine, if Judkins hits the first hole he's got it

 

fuck off Judkins

 

Texas should play their defense on offense

 

*clears throat*

soft

 

If that's the playcall, why have Judkins in there over Henderson?

 

1st and 3rd down are bad calls

you don't need to try and go wide, you're doing just fine not doing that

 

you get up field old fucker

 

Those OSU fans learning how to clap it appears

 

Judkins willingly stringing that outside is the good stuff

 

Id love to see Bill Norton at QB

 

After a long four days, it’s fun to just settle in and watch some ball. Used to root against him post-USC but I find myself hoping Sark’s redemption story reaches the pinnacle.

 

We’re dumb, and deserve your ridicule.

 

Judkins subscribes to the Trent Richardson school of hitting the hole

 

put a fucking drive together goddamn it

 

Lou Holtz is cackling somewhere

 

too bad it’s not in hell (yet)

 

You mean …IN HELL!

 

Cripes Quinn

 

sark going down with this sinking ship

 

Sark... It's time

 

That’s a god awful throw

 

I wish I loved anything as much as sark loves calling 3 yard passes

 

holy shit how.

 

Fowler is so bad

 

just punt now and catch em off guard

 

Such luck

 

Thought for sure he was down