Official Cotton Bowl Thread: OSU vs Texas

Do y’all think Ohio St’s 83 will get to have sex with a girl tonight or an entire harem?

 

Sark has had more resources than any other team in the country outside of maybe Ohio State and he can’t make a CFP final

 

what is his handle here?

 

Seriously though if I had a sack fumble recovery T’s to win a playoff game I would have sex with as many people as possible that night

 

We find a way to look good in our minds no matter what the world thinks. Sleep well, champ

 

Good on ewers for being a good sport

 

usually i think the “god was on our side” shit is dumb but i think he was this time because the state of texas is an affront to humanity and the lord is against his creation

 

Did they just say friend ship through It all ?

 

I enjoyed that

 

In 4 years… that’s a short leash, innit?

 

Do we really need 10 days until the Championship game?

 

Gotta avoid the NFL

 

we have money dude we should be going for a 4-peat

 

Seems reasonable to me. Pros get 14 days

 

Yes

 

Feels like these playoffs have been going on forever

 

The respective great states of Indiana and Ohio and the esteemed Catholic Church really deserve this natty

 

If you have so much money, name the coach that you would rather have.

 

The turf monster let OSU burn 2.5 extra minutes of game time

 

I don’t wish him any ill will but Sark should be ashamed of himself.

 

Downs, then Ransom, then Igbinosun filled so awesome on the goal line pitch that lost 6 yards. Just fundamentally angles and upfield, beautiful defense to watch.

 

over Texas? hell fucking yes

 

You make it sound like it's super easy. He took over a team that had won 10 games once in a dozen years. If it's so easy to win there, why did they stink for 20 years? People have this idea that a coach sucks if they don't win it all and it's just absurd. Sark is a very good coach. He's won 25 games the last 2 years. Will he win a natty? Idk, probably unlikely bc that's just really hard to do. There's literally 2 active coaches with one right now. A coach doesn't have to be Saban to be a really good coach. Guys like Sark, Day, and Lanning are really good coaches. I couldn't care less if they have a title or not.

 

three plays

the screen
the no call on the hold
the toss

 

He’s built them from mediocrity for two decades into a top 4 program, sure he has all the resources but there’s always gonna be some variance involved season to season.

 

Him going to a high school with all black uniforms is so on brand

Just the classic heel

 

i love sark and am glad he is our coach but fuck him for those play calls on the goal line

 

pros also have 16 regular season games, exhibition games, and more teams in the playoff. I am talking about college football.

 

lombardi

i was being sarcastic

 

I guess you missed the toss sweep from the goal line.

 

Dont want a team going on a short week next Thursday. Don't want a Friday night title game. Damn sure cant do a Saturday or Sunday game bc of the NFL. So Monday is the only option tbh.

 

Blah game was there

 

Quinn 3rd down pass too

 

You’d rather it ended sooner?

 

It’s wild that god is only good to one team each game

 

Will Howard is extremely unlikeable

 

God has done a lot tonight apparently

Maybe save some energy for the fires in cali

 

jk FUCK #Ohio State Buckeyes forever and always

 

she’s a very busy lady

 

I want to punch him straight in the ballsack

 

you’re extremely unlikeable

 

I hope these guys are having fun now because we’re a month away from a 6x Super Bowl champion taking over the sport

 

well he went to Kansas St so its unsurprising

 

I think you get a better product. The teams have conditioned all year to play every week. Sooner, later, there is only 1 more game. Why not keep it more like the product that was trotted out for the past 4 months.

 

Has that always been the cotton bowl trophy?

Looks like a giant, plastic piece of shit.

 

Day does look like a marionette come to life.

 

also fuck the “cotton bowl” being played at jerry world