Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. bigred77

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    great wolf lodge?
     
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  2. NDfanPSUgrad

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    It’s smaller. Hershey lodge. More younger kid friendly.
     
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  3. Zack Zedalis

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    Duval got bitched at a water park
     
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  4. mp_22

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    Great time for kids
     
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  5. mp_22

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    You liked Hershey better?
     
  6. NDfanPSUgrad

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    It’s definitly much cheaper especially last minute. Not even close in size. I’d say it’s more age appropriate for our 5 year old and what she likes.
     
  7. tigr2ndbase

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    1yr old threw up milk in our bedroom this morning. First time I've dealt with puke in carpets. Any advice for getting the smell out? Thought I cleaned it up well this morning but it stinks.
     
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  8. Boo MFer!

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    Yeah, replace it.
     
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  9. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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    Wish that was an option right now.
     
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  10. Boo MFer!

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    Maybe rent one of those carpet shampooers from the big box stores?
     
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  11. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    need to buy a 13 month old girl a dress (things I never thought i'd post on tmb). what sizes am i looking at here? I see some are listed as age, but some come in size.
     
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  12. Boo MFer!

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    Is she big, small, average size? 12-18 months is probably your best bet.
     
  13. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Nvm, I'm an idiot. So sizes 7-14 means 7-14 months. Ok. Some dresses listed as "months" and others didn't, so I assumed I needed to know her actual size.
     
  14. Boo MFer!

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    Have known this for 20 years, IMO.
     
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  15. WhiskeyDelta

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    This place has come a long way since ordering people pasta from Pizza Hut.
     
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  16. Russellin4885

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    I have heard that a very general rule is to double the kids age. So for a 13 month be looking at a 2T size.
     
  17. tigr2ndbase

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    My kids would be naked 24/7 if I followed that.
     
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  18. kezarmyaj

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    spray and wash or resolve
     
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  19. The Blackfish

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    Is it your girl? If so shouldn't you know the size?

    If not just ask her parents :idk:
     
  20. dome foam

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    ?
     
  21. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    looks like they even make a combined one now
     
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  22. Boo MFer!

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    What a time to be alive.
     
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  23. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    waiting on 23 and me to decide the fate of this child.
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

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    Are you the father of SOB’s baby?
     
  25. The Blackfish

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    ask the current acting parents
     
  26. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    it's a surprise for a single mom. The question was answered appropriately above, however I do appreciate your reminder that the mother of the child will know the size of her child's clothing.
     
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  27. The Blackfish

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    Ask the kid then
     
  28. CUgator

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    Wife rushed out yesterday to go to her sister’s house, to which I thought nothing of. She returns home and tells me, “we need to talk.....I’m pregnant”.

    We have a 9 month old. God, help me.
     
  29. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    lol, you’re on your own, buddy

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  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I mean were y'all not using protection or the pill?
     
  31. CUAngler

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    Kinda pissed off

    My good friend was in a bind a few weeks ago and needed a babysitter, so we recommended they use ours, who we found from our church nursery.

    Well we both have the same wedding in a month; one of our other best friends. My wife texts our sitter tonight and it turns out she's taken. By my friend.

    I wouldn't be pissed but they knew that we needed her for that weekend. It's not some random weekend, which would have been totally cool with us.

    Shitty friend move of them or snooze you loose?
     
  32. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    you don't think she is carrying the baby for her sister, right?

    [​IMG]
     
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  33. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Shitty move, IMO.
     
  34. We$tTxO&G

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    100% bitch move by your friend.
     
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  35. GboroKidd

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    Just hope its not twins!
     
  36. tmbrules

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    Shitty friend move for sure.

    Its hard to find a decent sitter. They should have deferred to you first for the weekend without a doubt. I wouldn't make a big deal about it, but would certainly bust their balls for the next couple months.
     
  37. CUAngler

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    Truth. I caught hell trying to find one a few weeks ago. My wife had to skip a rehearsal dinner and stay home.

    I doubt my friend knows what his wife did, just wanted to make sure there wasn't something I was missing.
     
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  38. tigr2ndbase

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    How many kids and ages for you and your friend? Could the babysitter not watch both? We have a great babysitter here and sometimes us and our friends use her at the same time so we can go out together. Both of us have a 4 and 1yr old.
     
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  39. Bruce Wayne

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    Congrats on the sex
     
  40. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    One of my favorite life mottos...

    No good deed goes unpunished.
     
  41. Bruce Bowen

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    Jr is weeks 4 weeks tomorrow. First 2 weeks were a dream, slept a shit ton, rarely cried, zero complaints. Last 2 weeks a different story. He still sleeps great at night but from noonish till ~9-10PM if he's not on the boob he fusses. He'll sleep little chunks but not much. The timing coincided with my wife starting up coffee again so she's going to cut that out today along with dairy, gassy vegetables etc. We tried gripe water here and there and then yesterday got some mylicon drops but don't believe either helped. I guess the main culprits are colic or reflux but I find it weird that he sleeps at night no problem. Really hoping her cutting out caffeine among those other things can right the ship.
     
  42. Boo MFer!

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    Mini Boomette had an initial dairy intolerance, so my wife went dairy free for the first six months. It’s a bitch at first, but she found her groove and started to tolerate vegan cheese and other dairy substitutes. The baby weight also melted off of her due to the diet. Hope the change helps Jr.
     
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  43. Bishop

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    Shitty move. I'd go ahead and book the baby sitter for their Anniversary.
     
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  44. Bishop

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    Took Lil Bishop has been on the bottle since Week 3. He started getting more fussy about week 4. Upped the amount in his bottle and he was all good. So I'd guess he just isn't filling up when he feeds.
     
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  45. We$tTxO&G

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  46. billdozer

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    Our 5 week old has been similar. She's been pretty fussy during the day. It's just what happens as they get older and more aware of their surroundings. Happened with our previous ones too.
     
  47. thunderstruck

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    This was reflux with our second. He’s been completely different and happier since we got him on some baby Zantac
     
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  48. dahldennsull

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    son turned 1 last week, was a ton of fun having everyone over for a party...

    wife sent me texts today that she is ovulating and she wants to start trying.... welp...

    i'm actually fine with the timeline. we both want them close in age and agreed/understand it will be tough for a stretch but worth it in the end. So we know the risks upfront and will be a team to get each other through rough spots.

    also got the wife to agree to a real 'trying period' since last time was a one-hitter quitter. She promised a fun weekend :kermit::jizz:
     
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  49. Sub-Zero

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    Car seat question. I need to get the next one after the infant one. Son is a year old. I see the Graco 4Evers which appeal to me since they are versatile and can 'morph' from rear to front facing and then to a highjack booster and then just a booster. In theory you can use it until the kids is over 100 lbs.

    But how much of that is useless? Should I just get the Graco one (the Extend2fit) that is 'good' until he is 65 pounds and basically just doesn't convert to a basic booster seat. I need to get 2 of these (1 for each car) things so everything is x2.

    Just not sure how much marketing I am falling for here.
     
  50. lechnerd

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    If you are not already aware, spacing the pregnancies too close increases the risk of autism. Congrats on the sex.

    http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/early/2016/04/05/peds.2015-3482