I’ve said it before in this thread but worth saying again for those that don’t know, bluey is the best show out right now. So funny and realistic from the comments from the parents.
Just got this text from the wife: "Also, what in the actual f*ck!?! I walked in to hudsons room and both boys (neighbor friend is over) had their pants off and they were attempting to smell each others butts..." They're 5
Anyone else have a problem with a baby motor-boating mom’s nipples. Well, my wife calls it a “problem,” I call it hysterical.
Ours kinda does that. Dunno if you’re on a similar track, but we’ve transitioned to mostly bottles for both breast milk and formula. He takes the nipple fine if it’s the middle of the night and he’s sleepy, but if she tries to give it to him during the day, he thrashes his head.
This be different. It has transitioned from this on random occasions.... ...to this while feeding except substitute nipple for his own tongue. I lose it every time he does it.
Mom’s maternity leave ended today so I’m on full time baby duty. Currently taking a poo w him in the bathroom in his bouncy seat. He got real excited hearing me do my business and shit himself in solidarity.
Mailman and Miss Piggy. The mail truck took much longer than I care to admit but my little boy just loved it. I have never loved holidays but man it's special seeing the sparkle on their faces.
Got my soon to be 6 year old a Razor MX125 dirt bike for his birthday. Seems like a good intro bike. My issue is that his neighbor has one and my son almost seems big for it even though the bike is ages 7+. Guess we’ll see. It didn’t break the bank so no big deal if he grows out of it quickly.
we’ve done $5 except for two that he had to have yanked out by the dentist those were $10 each ‘cause he went into that appointment like a straight G
I’ve got to have a serious talk with my wife. My 5 year old has enough shirts to wear something different for the next three months. It’s absolutely ridiculous. I think I had maybe ten outfits when I was his age. My kid had as many clothes as a grown woman and I’m tired of buying children’s hangers. Our baby girl is due any day now. Can’t wait to run out of hangers with her too.
if she's bad about the boy clothing you are absolutely fucked with all the cute girl outfits out there.
We have a lot going on. Oh, where to start. Yesterday my father passed away after a battle with cancer. My wife and I were heading over to my parents to be with him when we received a notification from daycare that our daughter had been in contact with a teacher that tested positive for COVID so she has to quarantine for 14 days. I was able to be with my father as he passed but my wife had to pick up our 2 year old while watching our 4 month old with lung issues which was not ideal. Our daughter was tested today but shows no symptoms so I'm cautiously optimistic everything will be ok. Our 4 month old is still on a feeding tube but progressing with taking from a bottle again and currently on pace to get his lung surgery (lobectomy) in early December. He is on oxygen and may be for a few months after surgery. I think he is having regular bouts with apnea. Prior to his last surgery he had a sleep study where he had 40 times per hour that he would stop breathing. It is definitely better than that but still pretty terrible so we are getting frequent alarms that his oxygen level has moved below 90% which wakes us up multiple times per hour with the worst of it from 4-5:30 every morning. I have no idea what normal will eventually look like but I'm just looking forward to the surgery in early December because I think thing should improve from there.
So sorry to hear about your dad, man. That is a lot to deal with, I can’t really imagine. Keep your head up and just take it one day at a time. I see the merit in the one day at a time advice more and more as I get older. Hope you have a good support system at home but if you need a place to vent we’re always here.
I'm almost sorry I asked about the update now, but it had been on my mind. I'm so sorry for your loss of your dad, I unfortunately lost my mom this past Friday to dementia, she also had cancer. Keep your head up and focus on taking care of your family, you will get through this!
It is kind of funny. My wife is on a bunch of parent-help boards now. He has down syndrome so there is one for that. He had laryngomalacia (floppy airway) and had a supraglottoplasty surgery in early October to deal with that but she is/was(?) on a board for that. He has a CPAM (cyst on his lung) that is presenting itself as congenital lobar emphysema (like a bulge on an old basketball that pushes out from the bladder and causes problems because air gets caught in the bulge and reduces lung function) and there is a CPAM board. Since the supraglottoplasty surgery he has been on oxygen so there is a board for that. And there is a board for his Nasogastric (feeding) tube he has been on since spending 10 days in the hospital in mid-Oct with high flow oxygen that required a tube he hasn't been able to wean off yet. She has joked that some of the moms are so obsessive over their one issue because for many there is just one thing to concentrate on. For us he has had all these challenges while my dad has been in hospice and her dad was diagnosed with cancer this spring and will undergo a bone marrow transplant in December so we can't focus on just one thing. This board has been helpful for venting. My family obviously knows all of the details but most friends typically only know bits and pieces or catch up after the fact because the full picture is too much to say at any one time. With COVID and a kid that needs special care we have been very closed off from seeing people because we don't want to put him at risk or risk his access to care.
I'm sorry for your loss. I have friends that have lost parents with dementia and the final years seem so hard. Bless you and your family.
Thanks. Yea, very hard seeing someone change like that. As much as it sucks, she's definitely in a better place now.
I must be a gigantic pussy because this shit currently sucks. My nuts have swollen to the size of a baseball and the left side of my groin/abdomen area is throbbing in pain. Fuck me. Actually don’t. That might kill me right now.
Speaking of nuts, my 3 year old daughter got me perfectly with a hit last night. I've had plenty of close calls but this was direct as could be.
The Snippening 24 hours in...dark bruised grapefruit. This will be my last post on TMB because I’m probably going to die soon.
My sack is so swelled up that it swallowed up the shaft. I’m rocking a 1” pecker right now. I do t think I can work with that kind of tackle. I will also stop clogging the thread with my medical entries.
Made pear baby food last night, next time I am doubling the recipe and keeping half for me with an addition of cinnamon and cloves.
Did you tell your wife that the doc said blowjobs are proven to be the best way for release after surgery?
I just finished rebuilding my childhood bunk bed set for the 6 year old. Couple of pieces were missing, somehow got lost over the years. Luckily its all wood and I could easily replicate the missing pieces Its a full set 'L' shape bunk setup with a little book shelf and desk that all goes together and can be arranged in many different configurations My dad passed a couple of years ago and these parts have been stored waiting for my wife to decide the boy was old enough to not fall off He has been so excited since we first mentioned bunk beds Its a strange emotion setting this whole thing up that I slept on as far back as I can remember and seeing it just like it was when I was little