Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Not my mom, not my problem
     
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  2. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    dm me on how my wife can get hers to make money, not cost money. Thanks.
     
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  3. cal

    cal BOATS
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    haha if she’s on social then it’s really all about the hashtags

    her local stuff took off when she started making mugs and cups for our kids’ teachers

    she also gave a baseball team mom cup that eventually every other mom of a player wanted
     
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  4. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Put 22 month old in school & sports. Got it!
     
  5. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Dr. Mantis Toboggan Well-Known Member
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    Wound up getting a c section. Baby and mom are doing great. This is incredible.
     
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  6. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    2/3rds has started tucking her pony tail up and over and pinning it with her hoody or hat and it’s not a bad look. Turns 12 tomorrow :embarrassed:
     
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  7. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member
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    Quick PSA for my fellow Dads out there with toddlers. The Hot Wheels Monster Truck 1:24 scale series is a massive hit. Kid hasn't been able to put it down for 2 weeks now and sleeps with it. Pair it with the book Pedro's Monster and obviously the Blippi Monster Truck song for endless entertainment.

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    Truck:
    Book: https://www.amazon.com/Pedros-Monster-Fran-Manushkin/dp/1515828263/ref=sr_1_1?crid=NKATMH2PP4YT&keywords=pedro's+monster&qid=1651611385&sprefix=pedro's+monster,aps,161&sr=8-1

    No clue why Amazon links constantly break on here but it's searchable
     
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  8. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Got mt wife one last year. Never left the fucking box.
     
  9. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    My wife asked for one a few years ago

    Knowing her computer skills doing stuff like power point presentations and word documents, I just kinda let it go and luckily she seems to have given up on it
     
  10. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    What are the kiddos getting mom for mothers day this year?
     
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  11. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj pro anti anti
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    my daughter made a card and put $10 in it :awesomeface:
     
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  12. AUShyGuy

    AUShyGuy Unbridled Enthusiasm
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  13. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    We are a week in and he’s sleeping a ton. Every night we are getting about 6 hours a night. He only wakes to feed and get a change. Had my first terrible poop experience at 3 am today though.
     
  14. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    My kid is probably coming next week or the week after. Practiced installing the uppababy car seat yesterday. Strapped a Pooh Bear into that bitch. :cool:
     
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  15. JC

    JC I yell sometimes when I watch sports
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    This is beyond perfect
     
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  16. jbr

    jbr Well-Known Member
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    5 yo did one of those Mother’s Day things in school answering cute questions, handprint flower, etc.

    Last question: I love my mom more than…
    His answer: …my dad

    Little fucking shitbag
     
  17. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    This bad boy just got delivered
     
  18. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Vista gang roll out

    I wish my wife had agreed to the Uppababy car seat but she really liked Nuna so we have annoying adapters.
     
  19. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Also the bassinet is super useful. I wish we had got it for kid1.
     
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  20. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    Fear not from mosquitos and gnats, we’ve got you covered
     
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  21. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Get some of them mosquitoes stickers and just put them on their backs
     
  23. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Whats in the glass?
     
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  24. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    Smokewagon uncut unfiltered
     
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  25. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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  26. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    I just text Jigga this question but I thought I'd ask some of you in here when I saw the thread.

    Im not going to put names and schools out there BUT this happened to a buddy of mine.

    If your son was a starting QB true freshman last year at a Division 1 football team. All through spring camp they're praising him to you and then all of a sudden they pick up a Portal QB who now is going to be starting. Do you advise your son to hit the transfer portal as well.
     
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  27. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    FWIW my answer was world class and the rest of you are going for 2nd
     
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  28. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    What year is the portal kid?
     
  29. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    Portal kid has 2 more years of eligibility
     
  30. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Hit the portal, go to Florida because they haven’t had a good qb in a hot minute.
     
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  31. Han Solo

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    Agreed. If they brought someone else in, they obviously don’t want him starting again. Unless they were up front all Spring about wanting an older QB to compete (not be given job right now), that’d be about the only reason I’d stick around.
     
  32. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Love that he is a few weeks older than my kid so I know what to start watching for.

    Oh and his little brother is only 4 months away.
     
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  33. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kid is turning into a little shithead as she nears her third birthday.
     
  34. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    There was nothing said about bringing in another guy. Its a fucked up situation for sure and feel bad for my buddy and his son
     
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  35. rcragg82

    rcragg82 Well-Known Member
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    Our son is in kindergarten and today is his first field day. The parents were invited for the opening race which was a good way to start a Monday. Im not sure if there is a better day in elementary school then the annual field day.
     
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  36. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Man I loved those days as a kid.
     
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  37. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    We have to take my son in for allergy testing this afternoon. Not real sure what that all entails, but it doesn't sound fun at all. He breaks out in hives and little dots after he touches things and gets really swollen when he gets but by mosquitoes. He loves being outside but he is scared to go out these days because of his reactions. Hopefully we get somewhere with some answers and a plan moving forward.
     
  38. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    We had a birthday party at one of those in-door trampoline places on Saturday for a kid in my son's kindergarten class. It was Star Wars themed and all the kids were given light sabers as thank you gifts for coming. It was awesome seeing all the boys loving Star Wars when all the parents grew up with it. One kid broke his and he was crying. My son gave him his and the boy went over and hugged him. Then when it was time to open gifts the boy whose party it was went up and hugged each person unprompted. It was great seeing how sweet these boys were and how grateful there were.
     
  39. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    We took my son to the allergist three years ago because the same thing was happening. It sounds worse than it is but what they do is they test on the back. They prick the skin with different allergenics at once and then they wait 15 mins or so to see which had a reaction. My son was 3 and it didnt hurt. Looked way worse than it felt he said. He ended up being allergic to cats and a few different types of grass.

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  40. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    Anybody else have Doona car seat stroller? I love how it just immediately pops into a stroller. I hated carrying that thing around with the others.

    Anyways we had our third kid last week. He's awesome. But I really just want to talk about this badass car seat!
     
  41. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    The Doona was amazing
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    This will be perfect for all the times you walk your baby during a thunder storm.
     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Donna is great & has been good for us traveling on planes
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Apparently my child doesn't eat anymore. He's almost 2. A few months ago he would get an egg, strawberries/blue berries, and a french toast stick or waffle for breakfast. Now he east like a1/8th of it. Pretty much the same for most other meals.

    Apparently this is normal
     
  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Very normal sadly.

    My kid is getting pickier and pickier now, she'll turn 5 this month, although she's just stubborn about goddamn everything. It seems like 4 was worse than 3 for her becoming more defiant and pushy, I hope like hell that it's a phase that we see her age out of by 6-ish, been pretty stressful amongst other things.
     
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  46. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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    That seems about right. My oldest didn’t start getting better until 4.5. My daughter turned 4 in April and it started getting easier in the last couple months but it’s very hit or miss.
     
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  47. rcragg82

    rcragg82 Well-Known Member
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    I had this done when I was 10 or so. They do help as I was allergic to a bunch of stuff including fresh cut grass. Which got me out of mowing the yard but after a year or two of allergy shots, most of allergies either went away or got a lot better.
     
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  48. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Kid is obsessed with the Bluey theme song. He could be throwing a complete tantrum on the other side of the house, as soon as the first note kicks in, he's sprinting over and ready to dance by the time the song goes "MOM".

    Also, muffin is a little shit and the dad is an absolute saint.
     
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  49. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    It takes up so much damn space in the car, but I will be praising its name when kiddo number 2 rolls around.
     
  50. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    We ended up with a graco car seat, is very nice. Got a jogger stroller and a wagon/stroller thing. Also probably need to get an easily collapsible one that is basically just a frame on wheels for the carrier. Baby isn't big enough yet to sit in them without her carrier.

    Whoops.
     
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