Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    all our tools are ryobi. Think we'll invest in the electric ryobi push mower for our hills.

    Can also confirm it seems some of the batteries will die quickly.
     
  2. bama1

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    it’s hickory liquidators on fb, maybe the link will work.

    https://www.facebook.com/hickoryliquidators/

    their prices have gon up some. A couple months ago I paid 46 for their 6ah and now I see it’s 69. Still way cheaper than in store. They have 4ah and 5ah as well.


    Edit: I see they have a 4ah for $29 5ah for $55 and a 6ah for $60
     
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  3. CF3234

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    I'll be that guy and say that "All Stars" for tee ball is the most ridiculous thing. Aren't the rules essentially that everyone gets a turn to bat each inning and then you switch and every game ends in a tie because there was a combined 3 actual outs the entire game?

    Your kid is better off not participating in that nonsense. The try hard parents participating in that shit would ruin any potential benefit he could get. Take him to the park and start practicing coach pitch with him, play catch, toss him some grounders. You will get to spend some quality time with your son that will prepare him much better coach pitch.

    I'm as competitive as it gets and really don't like the proliferation of participation trophies in youth sports, but at age 6, that's the definition of when "participation" is all that matters. Especially in a sport like tee ball where you need multiple kids who are way more advanced than anyone else to have a meaningful impact on the game.
     
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  4. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    6th grade. That way they know if they want to play in jr high or not. Before that I’ll let him play whatever he wants. He starts his 2 yr old soccer league in a couple of weeks.
     
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  5. bigred77

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    We haven't had any discussions about if we will allow him to play any certain sports or not.
    We do encourage him to play, as sports were really important to me growing up.
    And this year in 8u soccer he really seemed to start getting it more than anything previously.
    I think that was partly due to a really good coach.

    Then just yesterday the wife realized she didn't ever finish filling out the registration for flag football which started this week.

    Our city has a youth track and field program starting this year that i went looking into yesterday evening, I got interested in getting him in it. But of like 5 or 6 track meets only 2 of them are on weekends. All out of town 2 day meets on like Wed & Thurs.
     
  6. Bruce Bowen

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    My buddys kid played some sort of flag/minimal contact football until High School and he had no issue making the switch to tackle then. I'd probably go that route.
     
  7. steamengine

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    My kids will only play pickle ball
     
  8. CF3234

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    Flag football imo. Football better be my son's absolute passion before I let him go get a bunch of concussions as kids 75 pounds heavier than him knock the crap out of him.

    this is the correct answer.
     
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  9. Snakes

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    My kid will play flag football in a few years if he wants to, but wouldn't let him play tackle til middle school. I would much rather him play soccer, golf, basketball, baseball etc. That said I absolutely loved high school football and if he's big and good enough to play then I won't stop him.
     
  10. buckwild

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    Got a couple messages from daycare this afternoon on the app that the 11 month old had a couple bad diarrhea episodes. I get him home...eats normal dinner....plays normal...takes his bedtime bottle and turns to fall asleep like normal on me....90 seconds later I'm completely covered in vomit. FUN SHIT.
     
  11. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    I'm surprised by the Ryobi love itt. Im glad y'all are satisfied with the result, especially when you talk about needing to spend $300+ on Sunday shoes
     
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  12. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    Samesies. I played football and loved it. My twin boys have been playing flag since 6. They're dying to play tackle. I was small. Their mom comes from. 6'6", 300 stock. They're not allowed on the same team. Theres a medium around here that's kinda tackle. They want to play. It's a horrible idea but they love the game.
     
  13. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    We had this last week. He threw up Saturday night but was fine by Sunday morning. I’m think I’m in the clear Sunday and Monday, but get hit with it Tuesday night. Wife is fine until the next Saturday when it hits her. It was much less severe than the bug he gave me around Thanksgiving.
     
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  14. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    Baby gump was born at 4:36am this morning. We checked into the hospital around noon yesterday. She weighs 5 pounds 12 ounces and is 19.5 inches long. She looks just like me according to my MIL and wife. Mother and baby are happy and healthy. We up at the hospital until Sunday. About to jam out on some hospital cafeteria food
     
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  15. Ray McKigney

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    congrats brother!
     
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  16. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    baby girl is 3 months old today. Still can't tell who she looks like.
     
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  17. WhiskeyDelta

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    2/3 got the save pitching AND the walkoff RBI to win her tournament yesterday!
     
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  18. danny2430

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    If you can’t tell, probably not yours. Sorry dude

    Tell your better half that she gets all the nightly wake-up's to herself until she fesses up.

    I am also here (at 11pm, 1am, 3am, and 6 am) to say fuck the 4-6 month sleep regression so hard
     
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  19. RJF-GUMP

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    Busting up out of the hospital today. Not sure if that will make things better or worse.
     
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  20. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Good thing you got that Tundra crew cab to haul around the kiddos while pulling your boat.
     
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  21. Bruce Bowen

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    To me babies look like to babies to me.
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    Apparently it is law that every friend/family that meets your baby they have to say who it looks like. Sometimes it's very clear who they look like. IMO most the time it is not. We've heard my youngest looks like 5+ different family members at this point and everyone is so sure of their comparison.
     
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  22. RJF-GUMP

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    :laugh: The wife made us take the Lexus RX to the hospital because she said it was easier to get in and out of. Even though we bought it new in 2021 , probably going to have to upgrade her to the LX at some point because the RX is kinda small. Might get a cover for the bed of the Tundra and you can put a bunch of baby gadgets and junk back there for traveling.
     
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  23. Randy Dangus

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    Just entering the 4 month sleep regression. My gal has been great up to now but the last 4-5 days have been a bear. She’s 4 months first of June so starting a little early. Last night she lost her mind around 9PM and screamed at me for an hour until she exhausted herself and went back down til 2:30 bottle. Strange deal but I’ll take it.

    Her mom left for 8 days yesterday so my 10+ workdays are going to be hell this week.
     
  24. danny2430

    danny2430 Well-Known Member
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    Good luck my dude

    Just remember to have the caffeine ready and take a big deep breath when you’re about to lose your shit
     
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  25. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    My guy my wife has a NX and it works just fine for one baby. Wouldn’t use it for any long trips though.
     
  26. infected donkey

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    Your patience will be tested. Just remember it’ll be better right when her mom gets back.
     
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  27. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    At 6'0, 200 pounds, her RX is small. With the car seat behind the driver side I can't back the driver seat up enough to get comfortable. No way I could do a NX
     
  28. Name P. Redacted

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    Well yes the NX is a ladies car. Just saying it’s achievable. But if it’s gonna be the primary vehicle for the three of you then upgrading makes sense. I have an Edge and two kids is the limit of what it can handle IMO.
     
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  29. RJF-GUMP

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    Probably rock the RX for a few more years, let car prices go down a bit hopefully, then get the LX. Might look into the comparable Mercedes options. Not big on BMWs.
     
  30. infected donkey

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    Go for 1 year shots in a couple hours. Should be a fun afternoon. :chan:
     
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  31. War Grundle

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    Son lost his fourth tooth yesterday. What is the going rate for teeth? We did $5 for his first but I thought $1 for each additional was perfectly fine but my wife has been putting $5 for everyone. I feel that's way too much. Am I wrong?
     
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  32. bigred77

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    My wife did like $17 for the first tooth
    I was all "this is not sustainable "
     
  33. War Grundle

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    lol thats like $340 for all of them.
     
  34. Name P. Redacted

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    Bro I got like $1 back in 1994.
     
  35. Name P. Redacted

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  36. Name P. Redacted

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    Actually it might have been a quarter. My parents had four kids, couldn’t splurge.
     
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  37. kezarmyaj

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    I think we did $5 for the first one and weve done $2 for the rest
     
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  38. Bruce Bowen

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    Hasn't started yet but if my kid finds out he can buy monster trucks with teeth money he'll start ripping them out.
     
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  39. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    DAE7418B-5C64-45A8-AAC0-574E59F96A3F.gif
     
  40. a.tramp

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    Levi has 2 horizontal lines right above his eyes, spaced about an inch apart.

    My 23 month old son managed to run straight into our standard 36” height kitchen countertop yesterday and tag the fuck out of his forehead, 2” below the top of his head. This is the portion with the overhang that we sit at with barstools. What in the fuck is going on with this dude’s height.
     
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  41. Simon Templar

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    Inflation was a bitch for us because my wife just giving more and more. By the end we were just giving video games or v bucks on fortnite
     
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  42. Name P. Redacted

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    El Tiburon ’s kids must have teeth like a shark then
     
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  43. El Tiburon

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    Pretty sure he was going door to door taking other kids’ teeth to bring home.
     
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  44. The Blackfish

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    This is Joe Biden’s fault
     
  45. Han Solo

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    We are the same. I fought for $1. My wife wanted $5. Our daughter got $5.
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    So we’ve been kind of working on potty training since they’re going to start it when he turns two in his class at daycare. Well this morning he went and grabbed his little toilet seat/ step stool thing and moved it over on top of the toilet, dropped his diaper, sat down and peed in the toilet. He then began laughing his head off as it was apparently the funniest thing ever to him.
     
  47. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    Update: baby is sleeping 4 hour stretches. Wakes up 2 x per night. Have tons of help with MIL and FIL. FIL had to find formula in some random small town and we bought a month's worth.
     
  48. ButchCassidy

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    I got the first laugh out of our 3 month old. Absolutely adorable.
     
  49. bigred77

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    Was it a fart?
     
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  50. ButchCassidy

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    She loves being on her changing table. I just grabbed her foot and was pulling her leg down telling her I need her to straighten her leg so I can zip up her onesie, and she thought it was hilarious.
     
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