Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    The strider was great for my kid. We went straight from it to a peddle bike. Skipped training wheels completely and he’s been riding it since he was 4.5. I credit that entirely to the balance bike.
     
  2. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Did the bike come with a cardboard sign and suitcase?
     
  3. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Balance bikes are the way to go for sure. Amazing how quickly they pick it up & go straight to pedals.
     
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  4. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    100% agree with the balance bike being the way to go
     
  5. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member
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  6. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Doing that Parenting today.

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  7. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    The one time we did Paw Patrol Live it ended up being like a pre-school mosh pit up front at the end/finale
    Pretty fun stuff
     
  8. VASooner

    VASooner Well-Known Member
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    Chicka Chicka Boom Boom... will there be enough room?


    :shrug:
     
  9. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Fucking stickers, man. My wife has gotten Levi several of the large reusable sticker books. Large plastic ones that the pages of the books are different landscapes to arrange the stickers on.

    Anyways, stickers everywhere. Floors, walls, tables. Pretty soon one is going to end up in my asscrack from him sticking it on a roll of toilet paper.
     
  10. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Those things mysteriously find their way into the trash
     
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  11. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Play doh was always the fucking worst. Two times and then I outlawed that shit in the house.
     
  12. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    Nothing is worse than glitter.
     
  13. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    I have a boy thank heavens
     
  14. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    I'm not sure that really matters with all the art tools that involve glitter out there.
     
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  15. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Yeah my wife is anti glitter. Like won’t pull a card out of an envelope with glitter on it so any art stuff didn’t have it. Most of ours were painting or something like that.
     
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  16. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    Glitter and play dough are child’s play compared to slime
     
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  17. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Have you met 'orbs'?
     
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  18. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Built a birdhouse yesterday with my boy. Even though it was one of those easy to assemble kits, he was super into hammering the nails and putting together the pieces. He was so proud of the finished product. We had a blast doing it together.
     
  19. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member
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    Little guy was throwing his books around and not into reading the classics at bedtime the other night, so I held up my hand and said, “What about this special Dad book about you driving a monster truck?” Spun a tale about us finding one with the keys in the ignition and wrecking shit for awhile before ending up in jail. Now all he wants is Dad books and picks a new subject every night. It’s pretty fun
     
  20. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member
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    We ended up in jail because a man came out and said, “Guys wtf? How am I supposed to get my groceries home to my family?”

    My son chose to crush him
     
  21. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    be careful. Those are fun at first. But I have to tell an elaborate, organic story every single night before bed and have been doing it since 2019. They now have to involve a princess castle for my girl and a space ship for my son. If I half ass it or duplicate a previous story, I'm called out immediately. Every single night. I have created the MCU of stupid dad stories.
     
  22. Phil Connors

    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Last first day of HS for my daughter. :tebow:
    It’s hittin hard this morning
     
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  23. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    That sounds awful. Do you come up with ideas during the day or just wing it every night? Do you do two separate ones? I’d just stop and tell my kids to deal with it.
     
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  24. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Goddamn and I thought coming up with dinner every night was bad.
     
  25. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    <3
     
  26. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    They share a room so one story. I wing it every night.
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I read a story from a Disney book and if the kid is being a shithead then no story lol
     
  28. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Well my kids are never shitheads. Not once.
     
  29. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    My kid constantly lives in between shithead and mildly annoying. I’m ready for this phase to be over.
     
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  30. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Age?
    For us not quite there yet to be prepared, please
     
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  31. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    4-18
     
  32. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    5. He was great until about 4.
     
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  33. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    3 months old today. Flew by.
     
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  34. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I feel pretty blessed at 8, then I guess, that we still have a lot of fun together and he's at worst mildly annoying to me
    (My wife thinks differently I'm sure) but what we've been through with him is not typical
     
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  35. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    I talk shit but mines my best friend. He’s p awesome despite being an asshat sometimes.
     
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  36. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    He went from eating EVERYTHING to eating carrots, yogurt, apples and any processed sugar. Also he’s still the best thing that ever happened to me but man do I dread dinner.
     
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  37. Han Solo

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    My kids (girls, 3 and 6) fucking drive me crazy, but I still love them.
     
  38. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    I like to think if I didn’t have a drinking problem and access to the internet I’d be on my way to creating something as epic as Watership Down like Richard Adams did for his kids out of boredom basically. “Finn Gets 18 Holes-in-one and Wins Again” will have to do
     
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  39. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I absolutely hate it when I somehow am the only one who has a friend of my boys dad's phone # and my wife says we should set up a play date.

    Yea, other dad is a physician, his wife doesn't work, I text dad, his wife texts me back something like 'yall come over on Thursday at 10am'
    I just want to tell her 'bitch, we have jobs'
    I'm paying for this kid to be in day camp all week, I ain't breaking that schedule plus one of ours for you.
     
  40. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I replied with my wife's phone number for her to text or call.
    I ain't dealing with that crap
     
  41. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    1st grade orientation tomorrow. School starts Monday. Bittersweet. I won’t feel as guilty as going into the office but I will miss the summer. It’s a fun age. Starting to realize soon enough he won’t want me around as much.
     
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  42. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Have 13yr old in CA for a lax tournament this weekend & it’s awesome to get to spend this time together. It’s the 2nd trip this summer being just the two of us so I’m soaking it up because I know these will become fewer & fewer soon.
     
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  43. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Absolutely hate how a lot of group activities for kids are scheduled around the assumption that a parent doesn’t work.
     
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  44. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    “It’s convenient for them”. We see it a lot at our son’s school.
     
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  45. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    mansplaining spoons to my toddler
     
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  46. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time
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    Son turned 2 today....time flies. He's really into Toy Story and especially Buzz. He was pretty pumped to come downstairs this morning to a 5 foot tall Buzz balloon I got him last night :roll:
     
  47. KeepingItRealSince1853

    KeepingItRealSince1853 We're Not Cocky, We're Honestly Just That Good
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    Not sure why it took me so long to post in this thread, but I need some wisdom.
    My wife and I left our 17 month old for the first time this past weekend. Since we’ve returned, her sleep has been horrible. We have sleep trained her and before this she was doing great, but all this week, she stands up in her crib and cries for 20-30 minutes before eventually tiring herself out and falling asleep. Naps have also been bad as she makes it maybe 35 minutes, then wakes up, stands up and won’t go back down. Last night was the best she’s done, still took her about 20 minutes to drop. We’ve basically decided to stick to the script of letting her cry it out and doing pop ins when needed. We aren’t sure if it’s her reaction to us leaving and coming back, the 18 month sleep regression early or maybe both.
    It’s been a rough week and it seems like just sticking to our routine is the best option, but any and all wisdom is greatly appreciated.
     
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  48. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    no real advice other than know that it's probably a temporary sleep regression and it will pass.
     
  49. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
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    probably an adjustment from the trip that will even out within a week.
     
  50. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    My kid is 2
    70% awesome sweet little boy. Give me hugs,
    20% super annoying demanding my phone to watch YouTube shorts bc God forbid he use the tablet we bought for him
    10% terror.