Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    There’s no hint of a new Nintendo console on the horizon.
     
  2. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    most internet scuttlebutt guestimates say switch 2 is next fall
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Anyone use melatonin? At what age is it safe? Flying tomorrow and wouldn't mind giving my bobcat chid something to take the edge off.

    I've seen 3, 4, 5 online. He's about 3.5
     
  4. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Cool. Might go grab some of that. He's a good sleeper at night, but would really love for the guy to just zone out on some movies for 4 hours. Does 1mg knock your kid out pretty well? Have you ever given a half?
     
  6. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    I don't find that it really "knocks her out" as much as it is much easier to relax/fall asleep
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Cool. About to go to walgreens
     
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  8. Doc Louis

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    Yeah keep seeing people mention it whenever a OLED switch promo is advertised
     
  9. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Maybe better for a lawyer thread but I don’t get how when signing up for youth sports I need to sign a waiver releasing them from liability even if they are negligent. I get accidents but negligence shouldn’t have be something I need to sign away for my kid
     
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  10. RJF-GUMP

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    There are instances where you can get out of a waiver but I wouldn’t count on it. You don’t have an alternative though. It’s not worth keeping your kid out of sports over it.
     
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  11. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Oh I’m not keeping him out I just find it bizarre
     
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  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Being able to sign away all legal responsibility is a neat trick
     
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  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hopefully melatonin kicking in

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  14. Name P. Redacted

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    Tell your wife that having the camera in the bottom bar is a waste
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't control her inferior technology
     
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  16. Simon Templar

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    I’m way more concerned about the settings icon down there.
     
  17. Name P. Redacted

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    Her bottom bar is phone text camera chrome
     
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  18. Bruce Bowen

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    Thought stepping on legos was bad, my oldest left his 3 ring binder on the floor with the rings opened. In what felt like slow motion I watched my youngest full speed step directly on one of the open rings in the middle of his foot. Good bit of blood, got it bandaged up but he hasn't taken a single step on it since it happened.
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Their is no settings icon
     
  20. Simon Templar

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    TYFYS
     
  21. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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  22. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Shout out to my kids for another Spotify wrapped ruined
     
  23. bwi2

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    Excluded their playlist from my taste preferences after last year :smug:
     
  24. Bruce Bowen

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    Thought for sure this would be my #1 song. It is a banger though and gets stuck in my head even when I don't hear it.
     
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  25. Hank Scorpio

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    My 10 yr old daughter solely listens to like 4 Disney/musical songs while my 8 yr old son listens to some ridiculous shit I've never heard of (most recent one is Granny's House (feat. Fgteev)) and wrestling entrances.
     
  26. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Listening to wrestling entrances is a real dudes rock move.
     
  27. Hank Scorpio

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    I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a workout playlist of wrestling entrances.
     
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  28. Sub-Zero

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    I too have a wrestling playlist and it has a few of the “theme songs” from Wrestlemania or RAW.
     
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  29. zeberdee

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    I really don't feel like putting up Christmas lights this year.
     
  30. Simon Templar

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    So much the same
     
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  31. The Blackfish

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    My 7 year old listens to Lankybox (Youtubers?) songs. They're beyond ridiculous and I'll find myself with a song that goes "Goo Goo Ga Ga Turn Into a Baby" stuck in my head
     
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  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    IF YOU EVER TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO COBB COUNTY GEORGIA
     
  33. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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    How can I do this?
     
  34. bwi2

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    only works for me because I throw all their shit into one playlist. It’s one of the options for the playlists:

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  35. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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    My wife ruins my algorithm with nighttime lullabies from Alexa for the kids so it isn’t even our playlist. I’m just going to have to eat this one instead of getting her to change her ways.
     
  36. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    My 6 year old is doing winter basketball. It’s drills/practice for the first half, scrimmages for the second half. His first practice was this morning. He gets done and comes over to me/my wife.

    Me: How was it, buddy?
    Him: Good. Guess what our team name is? It’s really silly.
    Me: What?
    Him: The Blue Waffles
    Me: Uh what?
    Him: Yeah, the coach picked it.

    The coach is another dad. He couldn’t have done this on purpose, right? My wife was appalled when she googled it.
     
  37. Name P. Redacted

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    Dudes Rock
     
  38. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    My kid started day care this week. We made it 4 days before he got sick lol
     
  39. goheels10

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    welcome to the shitshow
     
  40. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Kid 3 starts daycare in a week. That place is making so much money off me.
     
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  41. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Before Thanksgiving rsv went through daycare. This past week hfm is making its rounds.
     
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  42. goheels10

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    that a helluva gauntlet
     
  43. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Feel like there’s a dare or fantasy football loser punishment in here somewhere
     
  44. cal

    cal BOATS
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    kids want chili dogs like sonic the hedgehog

    dad buys everything for chili dogs

    makes chili dogs

    one bite

    i don’t like chili dogs

    :fuckoff:
     
  45. Name P. Redacted

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    Been trying to get my kids to say “can I pet that dog” like the YouTube video. They’re laughing at it, good progress for day one.
     
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  46. WhiskeyDelta

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    Mini Delta has started reminding me that she starts high school next year every time we talk. So that's fun.
     
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  47. bigred77

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    She's so grown up
    You just don't understand
     
  48. ned's head

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    I play this game every weekend when I give bran scrambled eggs and he sees a fried egg on my plate
     
  49. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    “Stretch break” from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a jammin song.
     
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  50. Where Eagles Dare

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    Anyone's kid develop a stutter all of a sudden?

    Seems to be making some progress with listening and some mindefulness. Went on vacation and he was actually really solid the whole time and both plane rides. Slept 95% of the flight home (first easy fight in with a child).

    But now all of a sudden he's starting to get stuck on a word and just say "b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-because." At times I think he's kinda messing around b/c he smiles and laughs as soon as he says the word. But daycare noticed it and said he was trying to get help from the teacher, couldn't get out his words, then got frustrated and went and sat sad in the corner.

    He was a late talker b/c of tubes in his ears, but caught up. I think he's had some delays and used "non-verbal" communication longer than a lot of kid due to it. I don't want this to backslide
     
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