Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    I’ll let you know when it happens lol
     
  2. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Speaking of 2 year olds sleeping through the night my 2 year old has given us 1 whole week of reprieve before deciding to be awake from 1230-330 every goddamn night. Good side is she’s developing immensely during this timeframe but fuck, she hasn’t slept through the night since birth except for this 7 day stint. Back on her bullshit I suppose.
     
  3. The Blackfish

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    That is fucking brutal man
     
  4. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    wait till the teeth come
     
  5. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    She's got all her teeth already.
     
  6. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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    It is how we get my kids out the door in the morning with breakfast eaten, teeth brushed, etc.
     
  7. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Put wicked jr to work today. He's almost 8 and a half. I was outside doing yardwork and I was.not getting as much.done as inhad hoped. He came outside and asked what i was up to. I asked if he wanted to make a little cash. He said heck yeah! Taught him how to use the powerwasher and he powerwashed our whole patio and half of our driveway before he had to leave for a birthday party. Did a damn good job too. Proud as hell of him and he saved my ass today. Snapped a pic of him in action. 20250503_143944.jpg
     
  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    The children yearn for the gas powered tools.
     
  9. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Oldest is already complaining about doing chores again. But she is a big whiner.
     
  10. Name P. Redacted

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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Not many better ways to start the morning than your wife saying “hurry up before the kids wake up”
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    I can probably count the number of times in the last 7 months on one hand I've woken up in bed and my son wasn't in between my wife and I. Bruh loves to snuggle. Creeps in our room around 2am every night.
     
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  12. Name P. Redacted

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    Gotta lock that door
     
  13. The Blackfish

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    WED doesn’t fuck so it doesn’t cross his mind
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    This crazy thing with doors and locks is they can be unlocked and opened immediately shortly quickly after a long enough time okay of being closed and locked
     
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  15. Name P. Redacted

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    Yeah I’m saying I would be locking the door to keep the kid out to break the habit. That’s a tangent
     
  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    Then he's crying at the door. Idk the habit isn't annoying and it'll break eventually
     
  17. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    Why are you getting airbnbs with a separate kid room if he’s just sleeping in your bed every night
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    So we have other rooms
     
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  19. Simon Templar

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    Prom weekend this weekend

    graduation next weekend

    Grad party the next weekend


    I’ve almost made it without him getting expelled
     
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  20. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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  21. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
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    Anyone with kid gamers It Takes Two is awesome to play together.
     
  22. Funshot Residue

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    El Tiburon
     
  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Split fiction too, but it’s harder
     
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  24. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Beat me to it :laugh:
     
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  25. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Well, my wife told me last night my daughter, who is going to be 12 in September has started asking questions about getting her period. Not sure I'm ready for what's to come.
     
  26. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    weird post man
     
  27. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    :idk:

    Was just trying to express my lack of excitement for the hormonal changes that are on deck in my household in the very near future.
     
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    Girl Dads can't talk in here?
     
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  29. Name P. Redacted

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    I was reading a parenting book about age appropriate sex ed topics and it said that some girls may — although rare — start their period as early as 8. My oldest turns 6 this summer and so that was a bit eye opening.
     
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Told my almost 5 year old that my wife and I were going to a wedding and he said "They are going to kiss"
     
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  31. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Yea. I, once after building an elementary school many years ago, saw some of the stuff they were stocking the nurses office with and was so surprised I had to ask the nurse about it.
    She said you would be surprised by the number of elementary age girls start while that age.
     
  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    My daughter is about to turn 8 but is probably a year behind with her emotional intelligence. She told me one of the boys in class, when they were playing together outside of school on a play date, kissed her and that upset me a bit. The other dad definitely got onto him, but damn puberty is not going to be fun for me with my anxiety.
     
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  33. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    I have a daughter too I just think complaining about her impending period online is a little weird.
     
  34. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Like what is this thread just for dad's that dont want to face reality?
     
  35. The Blackfish

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    I hate when Snakes tries to police a thread
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't think he's complaining but this thread is endless complaining.

    Its' a period. It's not a big deal
     
  37. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Please don’t read any of my posts
     
  38. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    I learn from the best.
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

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    Making sure to teach my kids that people with chicken legs shouldn’t be trusted
     
  40. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    That’s very wise
     
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  41. bigred77

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    :laugh:
     
  42. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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  43. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj lets get ready to crumble
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  44. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Just got done breaking down the weekend worth of inflatable yard water stuff
    Hanging to dry on my bbq trailer

    Will be having some extra kiddos over for next weekend, so it will be rolled back out again in a few days
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    We to a 2026 Kindergarten meet up today. Son played with a bunch of his pre-k buddies and made some new friends. I was tired so not trying to fight and it took me about 30 minutes to convince him to leave. As we're leaving he tells me he needs to go to the bathroom. Say sure, okay let's head over here....before I could finish that sentence he whips it out and starts pissing on a tree in the middle of the fucking play ground :facepalm:

    Well safe to say we're not going to go to that school
     
  46. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Immediately asserting dominance by marking his territory. You should be proud!
     
  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    One of my lasting memories from elementary school was pissing on a tree after school. Most of the guys in my class were on the same YMCA soccer team so we just practiced in the field next to the playground right outside the school, I frequently pissed on the same tree.
     
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