Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Is this better or worse than diarrhea-agedon?
     
  2. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Looks big enough for your MIL to stay in when she visits
     
  3. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    Doesn’t get much worse than diarrheagedon
     
  4. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    She also keeps calling me bruh
     
  5. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
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  6. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    By the time deuce gets here she’ll be 4
     
  7. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Baron
     
  8. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    Get used to it.
     
  9. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
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    What the sigma has been phasing out now hes on ohio skibbidi. He’s also slowly discovering youtubers. I’m fucked.
     
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  10. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Thankfully we missed that whole weird skibbidi thing
     
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  11. scissors

    scissors My goodness, who doesn't just love a fat beaver?
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    My younger son (8) does all the typical boy stuff: plays every sport, tries jumping over shit on his bike, runs away from girls at the pool.

    The most hilarious activity he does is hip hop dancing. It’s the most absurd yet appropriate $100 we spend per month.

    His recital (or whatever you call it) is this weekend. He is at his rehearsal now getting used to being on stage. Apparently there will be over 1000 people in attendance for this event.

    I am very excited for the experience and very terrified of the dance moms.

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  12. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Kids shoe sizes are fucking annoying. Can we not get some fucking standard?

    Toddler sizes, little kid sizes, big kid sizes, generic child sizes

    And no brand is remotely close either. 9 in this one, 12 in that. Like for fucks sake can we just use inches or something?
     
  13. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    Imagine dealing with women’s clothes sizing
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    This kids related or adult women?

    Adult women sizes are super dumb. My wife is petite. 5'3 and 115lbs and she wears a large (6-8) in some brands. Some stuff a 2
     
  15. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
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    Sizing sucks for everyone. Nike is one of the worst. I have large shirts that are tight and others that I'm swimming in.
     
  16. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
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    Can confirm dance moms are the absolute worst. We have my girls recital this weekend, and there is no weekend I look forward to less. My wife acts like a complete psycho in the lead up to it every year. I also just checked our CC bill and saw what it's cost us this year and wanted to cry.
     
  17. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I still struggle with shoe sizes as an adult, it's never an exact science.
     
  18. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Im starting to hate other people who have kids

    Long story probably
    Kids down the street, girl and boy. Girl is same class as my boy (a year older due to being held back)
    Some how they get into a skirmish this afternoon, literally in my driveway while i am in my driveway
    My guy comes up crying because she broke his crocs that his cousin gave him.
    Girl is halfway down the street before anything.

    Next thing I know is her mom texts my child directly telling him he isn't allowed to contact her daughter until Monday.

    I dont have this bitches phone number, but let wife know and shit rightfully blows up from there.
    .... who are you to tell my child what to do, etc.

    Fun stuff I tell you
     
  19. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    That’s wild lmao
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Under Armour was like that and I just stopped buying their Auburn gear bc none of it made sense
     
  21. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Meaning your wife confronted the mother? How old and big is this girl? Jesus
     
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  22. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    She's 12
     
  23. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    My four year old already calls me bruh and I was informed this weekend that all his girl classmates have crushes on him. Troubling trajectory.
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Feeling a mixture of pride that Hank Jr. will randomly text my wife updates on how his day is going, and jealousy that he's not sending these to me
    :feelsbadman:

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  25. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    keep your son away from my family
     
  26. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    I've been hearing "bruh" from my 8 year old for the last year. Over the weekend, I asked my 11 y/o daughter to go water the garden quick. She hit me with "bro, come on, it's already done". First time shes called me anything other than dad. Wasn't a fan.
     
  27. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
    Staff Donor TMB OG
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    I get it from my 5 year old, but it is because of her 8 year old brother.
     
  28. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Does he have chicken legs?
     
  29. VASooner

    VASooner Well-Known Member
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    Guys, bro is a lot better than bruv so let's just count our blessings
     
  30. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Those dudes are bad news
     
  31. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Struggling a bit today as my daughter is officially done with elementary school. On to Jr High this fall. Our JH is 7-9th grade so this was the last year her and her little brother were in the same building. Going to miss seeing those two walk to school together with their friends. How the hell did this all happen so fast?
     
  32. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Things get funny when you realize your kid is old enough to take mom’s phone and be the one texting you.

    I have to hide this ability from grandparents at all costs or they’ll buy him a tablet just to text with him annoying amounts.
     
  33. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Also fun moments this week. It’s hard for my boys (5 and 8) to do too many things together and be equally doing them. Over the last few weeks though they’ve been watching Pokémon tv shows on Netflix though and they’ve bonded some over that.

    this week I thought to introduce them to Pokémon stadium 64 through my Switch and they’re obsessed. My older one gets kinda annoyed when he loses though. But they’ve been laughing like crazy over their battles.
     
  34. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Potty training was planned for this past weekend and after a half day of perpetual melt downs ms Rachel’s new special hit.

    :blessed:

    Just need to get her to drop the deuce
     
  35. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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    My 8 year old asked about it in the car the other day.
     
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  36. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Surprisingly, to me at least, elementary school nurses deal with this a lot
     
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  37. Clemson327

    Clemson327 Well-Known Member
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    My oldest (10 in a week) watched some receiver coaching videos on the way to church Sunday then got out the cones when we got home so we could run receiver drills before flag football season. He’s gotten really into sports the last year, and this is the only one he plays other than soccer so I was pretty proud of him taking the initiative to get to work.
     
  38. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    Our 3 year old is great at peeing in the potty.
    She refuses to poop on the potty. She only asks for a diaper when she needs to poop.

    How do we get her to? We’ve tried offering rewards.
     
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  39. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    feel like you're just cleaning out/throwing out a ton of underwear until one day it clicks and you never have to worry about it again unless they are sick or something.
     
  40. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    link? Did you assemble? All in cost? Tia.
     
  41. Degausser

    Degausser #NewProfilePic
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  42. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    3-year old is loving playing the matching game and I spoon fed him yogurt to avoid making a mess in his bed after bed time last night (late night snack).

    Realized he might have to play the matching game with me and feed me yogurt one day.

    Life is a circle.
     
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  43. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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  44. Degausser

    Degausser #NewProfilePic
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    Without really rushing, we got most of it done in a weekend. I finished it up over a couple evenings after work. The most annoying part to me was separating all the pieces and labeling them in a way that could be seen.
     
  45. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    but definitely not a one man job?
     
  46. Degausser

    Degausser #NewProfilePic
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    Honestly, I think I probably could have done it solo. It just would have taken longer, obviously.
     
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  47. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    Get a pressure washer to blast those poopy undies
     
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  48. Degausser

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    All the parts and hardware laid out DriveByBBQ

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  49. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Damn, that's the final boss of an Ikea-like DIY assembly kit.
     
  50. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
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    That looks fucking awful.

    I'm so glad I live next to a school so I can just send the kids there instead of having to deal with that.

    I helped my BIL move a free one a few years back and now I get why he wanted that one rather than getting a new one.