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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by FightingCock, Apr 11, 2015.

  1. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    I prefer Taco 2.0

    Rolls off the tongue.
     
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  2. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    What about Taco Grande?
     
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  3. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    I’ve liked all the players they’ve drafted so far but they’ve all seemed like half a round to a full round early on them.

    hopefully they can close out tomorrow with OL, RB, WR
     
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  4. Aussie

    Aussie Si Je Puis
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    I was really hoping we would take O'Cyrus Torrance. That guy was a monster for us this year.
     
  5. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    that’s who I wanted there as well.
     
  6. Tex

    Tex Decoy Cooler
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  7. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    Playcall is Goal Line Gimli

    Tyler Smith tosses Deuce over the pile for a touchdown like in the Helms Deep scene of LotR
     
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  8. Tex

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    :golfclap:
     
  9. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
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    How are we feeling about our full draft? We didn't address a few holes, but also had limited picks.
     
  10. Aussie

    Aussie Si Je Puis
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    I'm pretty luke warm on it. Seems like we reached on some guys.
     
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  11. jrmy

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    I am generally ambivalent about it, which means it’s probably a good class.

    I have unwavering faith in McClay and the personnel department on draft matters though
     
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  12. Spuds

    Spuds Titanic Struggle
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  13. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Seems like an easy pull when you’re weighing boxes

    also eww
     
  14. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  15. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    I like it. Let’s fix him.
     
  16. Aussie

    Aussie Si Je Puis
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    Not a bad gamble honestly. Kid has a lot of talent.
     
  17. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    The march to the Super Bowl starts now!
     
  18. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    Still don't have a kicker, nice
     
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  19. Aussie

    Aussie Si Je Puis
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    Don't see that in the NFL too often.
     
  20. jrmy

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    Kicker may be an issue once again
     
  21. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    “Eh, he played futbol. Close enough”-Jerry Jones
     
  22. HoosDaMan

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    Steele fucking sucks, btw.
     
  23. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
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    So this was a fucking lie
     
  24. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
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    Beat the brakes off the hapless Giants. What are our weak spots and how do we improve down the stretch?
     
  25. zachary

    zachary <3
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    OL and missing Diggs
     
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  26. Aussie

    Aussie Si Je Puis
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    We are really good and beating the crap out of bad teams.

    We are not good at beating good teams.
     
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  27. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    Anyone here have experience with off-site parking? I'll be late to the Big 12 Championship, so I'm considering parking at a Wendy's or whatever and taking an Uber to the stadium. But that might be a terrible idea.
     
  28. Tex

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    Fun game
     
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  29. HoosDaMan

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    That was awesome.
     
  30. TheBabyShrimp

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    As a kid of the 90s I guess I was a cowboys fan at some point when they were America's team but damn Jimmy has me ready to run through a wall.
     
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  31. The Hotch

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    Not a Cowboys fan but Jimmy nailed that speech
     
  32. HoosDaMan

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    That Herschel Walker trade changed the way the NFL GMs operated.
     
  33. HoosDaMan

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    If the oline had been healthy in the 1994 playoffs, 4 straight.
     
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  34. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    What could've been if he kept coaching.
     
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  35. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  36. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
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    We definitely got some help with that last 2pt conversion series. Just a cluster all around. I'm good with a December win any way we can get it
     
  37. HoosDaMan

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    If part of your play design is to cause confusion at the eligibility check-in with the ref, then I don’t have much sympathy for you.
     
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  38. Tex

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    Right call was made. Fuck em.
     
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  39. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
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    Needs to be like MLB is going to, unfortunately. Humans make mistakes and they don't correct them on the field due to time constraints. Sometimes you are the windshield and sometimes the bug
     
  40. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
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    This is quite possibly the lamest excuse I have ever heard. Are you against trick plays?
     
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  41. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    Do we have the tiebreaker now?
     
  42. Tex

    Tex Decoy Cooler
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    Think I saw if the boys win their next game they win outright since eagles lost. Could be wrong.
     
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  43. VASooner

    VASooner Well-Known Member
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    Correct. Win and Cowboys win the East and the 2 seed.
     
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