Official Dallas Cowboys thread: Red BB gun season. Tanking for somebody. Doesnt matter

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  1. zachary

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    fun team fun times
     
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  2. southlick

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    Never in doubt
     
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  3. El_Pato

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    What a ridiculous ending haha
     
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  4. VASooner

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    What did I just watch?
     
  5. texasraider

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    That was the dumbest and most awesome game I’ve ever seen
     
  6. Wicket

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    thank you gentlemen, much appreciated
     
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  7. zachary

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    easy
     
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  8. southside

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    That was enjoyable.

    d Line is still so underwhelming. Even with the scheme change I would have expected more
     
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  9. JeremyLambsFace

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    Aldon Smith is the only one worth a shit
     
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    Nice to see a great game between Schultz and Bell from TE spot. Way less panicked with the Jarwin injury

    secondary is just not good. Jaylon off to a poor start this season, he looks slower than last year and equally confused
     
  11. zachary

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    glad we paid dlaw so he could stop showing up to games
     
  12. tigr2ndbase

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    I know I got some homerism with Dak but loved seeing this comeback after all the Skip Bayless stuff.
     
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  13. John McGuirk

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    Hey guys just catching up, did we play today?
     
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  14. southside

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    Russ is going to destroy this secondary next week
     
  15. Tony Ray Bans

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    While that first quarter was physically painful to watch, there is one thing I really enjoyed about yesterday. For close to a decade, anytime we were missing key players or things went wrong, this team under jason garrett rolled over and died. They were terrible at adjusting and many would say mentally not very tough. To watch them get into that big of a hole and fight all the way back to win that game was really something special.

    I feel for Falcons fans though. I cannot even fathom how much they hate Dan Quinn right now
     
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  16. El_Pato

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    Finding new ways to screw up the first quarter every week
     
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  17. Joe Withabee

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    Are we still pretending that we are too good for Earl Thomas?
     
  18. southside

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    Diggs involved in shit every game. Who was the last corner had like that? Deion?
     
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  19. JeremyLambsFace

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    Let’s take all the screen plays out of the playbook, Kellen
     
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  21. JeremyLambsFace

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    I fucking hate this team

    Mike Nolan was such a stupid hire
     
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  22. zachary

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    this is so much fun :)
     
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  23. zachary

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    never made sense at the time. not sure what mccarthy expected
     
  24. texasraider

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    Guessing we didn’t hire Bienime (sp) because Jerry is just enough racist not to?
     
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  25. JeremyLambsFace

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    Can’t wait for the third play in a row here with a turnover before our absurd comeback
     
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    Cleveland is just trying to burn some clock into the half but we’re going to let them score because our run defense is historically shitty
     
  27. zachary

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    lol at our 105 million dollar DE has 0.5 sacks in last 11 games
     
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  28. JeremyLambsFace

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    We’re on pace to allow 585 points this year
     
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  29. zachary

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    is that good
     
  30. killerwvu

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    This is the most embarrassing defensive performance I’ve ever seen
     
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  31. JeremyLambsFace

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    This is literally the WORST fucking defense.
     
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  32. JeremyLambsFace

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    Fire the whole staff and cut all the players and just start over Tuesday
     
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  33. dukebuckeye

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    Still a lot of time left, fellas.

    I've seen the Browns blow more sure things in much less time.
     
  34. zachary

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    hey guys we dont need earl thomas!
     
  35. JeremyLambsFace

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  36. JeremyLambsFace

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    Can we fire Jaylon Smith into the sun

    He fucking sucks
     
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  37. mp_22

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    Remember when they said all the signings would be good for dallas’s defense.

    Give Dak all the money lol
     
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  38. killerwvu

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    Pay Dak

    Fire the defense into the sun
     
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  39. zachary

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    we spent all our money on bums
     
  40. southside

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    Can you guys imagine how badly this D gets abused by this offense in practice?

    I want to beat Worley with a bag of soap
     
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    Gonna go take $1000 in nickels out of the bank so we can all bag them up and attack the defense outside The Star this week
     
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    I fucking hate this bitch made defense
     
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  43. Tony Ray Bans

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    After having a day to calm down and think through it without all the emotion of such a horrible loss fresh in my mind, I think the immediate move is to fire Mike Nolan. Nolan was a garbage head coach 12 years ago (18-37). He was a garbage defensive coordinator 6 years ago (his defenses were never ranked higher than 24th). This guy got shredded by offenses in 2014. I am sure offenses in 2020 look like something from science fiction to him. I think his innate garbageness has trickled down to every nook and cranny of the unit. Players we have seen play at LEAST adequately in the past are now playing horribly. You combine that with the injuries you have recipe for the disaster you see every Sunday now. Fire Mike Nolan. Yesterday.
     
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  44. southside

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    It’s not just him. There’s a lack of effort from the players. Loafing, bad angles, and just slow reactions is on the players. This isn’t HS where you can blame coaching for those things.
     
  45. Tony Ray Bans

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    I don't disagree at all I am just saying we have seen these same players play pretty well before so it makes me look for what has changed. It could be that the guys missing provided a lot more than we think they did. It could be that the players missing preseason had some crazy impact. It could be that they all just became unmotivated pieces of shit. It could be the coaches suck ass. It could be all of those at the same time.
     
  46. southside

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    It’s probably all of them when they’re this historically bad

    back to emotionally checking out
     
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  47. JeremyLambsFace

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    Everson Griffen gets in perfect position to make a play and then just says nah fuck it
     
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    Zeke sucks
     
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  49. JeremyLambsFace

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    That wasn’t Zeke’s fault