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  1. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK You wanna know what I been down , DONT BOTHER ME
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    I’m done watching! Fuck
     
  2. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    At what point do we blow this up and start all over? I know zeke is under contract but this team needs a new defense and the oline is going to need some work in the near future
     
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  3. dump

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    Its okay to lose to better teams y’all
     
  4. jrmy

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    They can’t get out of any of the big ticket contracts for the foreseeable future
     
  5. backinblack23

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    I understand that, but I think we stop handing them out and that starts with Dak. Maybe try and trade some of big contracts and start getting younger and add more draft capital
     
  6. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Need a TD here, fuck a FG.
     
  7. southlick

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  8. jrmy

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    I fucking hate this whole ass team

    Except Dak
     
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  9. mp_22

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    Does dalton throw anything but check downs wow
     
  10. southside

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    Dalton fucking loves swing passes this is trash
     
  11. jrmy

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    I’m only watching this game to see Booger do halftime studio at this point
     
  12. John McGuirk

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  13. zachary

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    I have said it a dozen time and will say it a thousand more. Fuck Elliot and Lawrence..they take the money then become absolute ass
     
  14. southlick

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    Go for it bastards
     
  15. mp_22

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    Lawrence has been awful since the $$
     
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  16. mp_22

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    Dalton holds the ball way to long with the OL being as bad it is
     
  17. Tex

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    Tank for Sunshine
     
  18. zachary

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    sewell
     
  19. jrmy

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    There’s no way McCarthy makes it past a year right
     
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  20. Aussie

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    This team is such a disaster from the top down. I don't even know where to start.
     
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  21. southside

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    I’m so glad it’s not televised here today
     
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  22. Line 4 Guy

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    He might not make it to next week
     
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  23. jrmy

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    There’s no way this team gets worse if you fire McCarthy and Nolan and put Kellen Moore in charge
     
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  24. El_Pato

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  25. jrmy

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    Ben Dinucci isn’t even gonna have a chance to show anything here because Sweat and Young are just abusing our 4th and 5th string tackles
     
  26. southside

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    Maybe 20 more yards of offense this game
    could just stay under 150 total yards
     
  27. southside

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    142 total offense

    3-13 here we come
     
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  28. Aussie

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    We just got smoked by Washington. I'm not sure we win another game.
     
  29. a.tramp

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    Have you guys tried unplugging the Cowboys and plugging them back in?
     
  30. Aussie

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    Been trying for 25 years with no luck.
     
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  31. southside

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    Would this team beat the Jets? I say no

     
  32. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Would the Cowboys take Cousins if the Vikings covered half his salary for next yr? Please?
     
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  33. FightingCock

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    We'd take 48 year old Brett favre
     
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  34. southside

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    The OL is so bad it doesn’t matter who is under center this season
     
  35. UncleJesse

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    Fuck it, give me Drew Bledsoe.
     
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  36. Tony Ray Bans

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    I saw last night that a scheduled conference call with Mike Nolan was delayed because he got tobasco sauce in his eye. Thats just so on brand I can barely process it.

    My only hope now is that come February, everyone is healthy, we have a top end draft pick, and McCarthy and Nolan are gone. I guess the silver lining is that I emotionally checked out so early this year that I am not even really mad watching them lose which is a nice change of pace for me compared to other years.
     
  37. jrmy

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    It sucks to be right 100% of the time
     
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  38. southside

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    Mike Nolan has been a DC for 8 teams in the league

    25%

    we fucked
     
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  39. southside

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    I think the jury is still out on McCarthy. This team was fucking soft before he got here, and with no offseason program it's not going to change in 12 weeks since the season started.

    It's not worth debating anyway because there's 0% chance he doesn't get at least 2 years.
     
  40. jrmy

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  41. Aussie

    Aussie Si Je Puis
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    He's a perfect example of the good ol' boys network in the nfl. These guys keep getting work despite being terrible at their job.
     
  42. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Unless he turns it around, I don't see him being here next year.
     
  43. southside

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    No offeason program, lots of injuries to key positions. There’s plenty of excuses for Jerry to point to so they keep him.

    they interviewed him and Marvin Lewis. That’s it. That tells me it’s a longer road for them to reach a point of buyers remorse than is healthy for the organization.
     
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  44. ButchCassidy

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    They gotta fire Nolan ASAP, then see how things go. Doubt they get rid of McCarthy after one season, especially with Dak going down.

    No excuse for the defense to be so bad.
     
  45. UncleJesse

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    [​IMG]
     
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  46. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  47. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
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    We certainly weren't using him
     
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  48. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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  49. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    Dude was getting regularly destroyed and is on about 5 RB's highlight tapes this year.
     
  50. southside

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    Releasing Poe and Worley if they can’t be traded today

    also proud to say I never believed in Xavier woods hype
     
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