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Put it in the Louvre

 

Watched the entire extra time while pacing around the house. The scenes by the fans after the final whistle were invigorating.

 

This first photo is sick. I want a print of this

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/product/goodison-park-welcome/

 

Do they deliver to America?

 

I don’t know how to think about this. Common sense would be that it is a great sign but this team lays a turd every match you’d think they’d get 3 points from. Leicester play Roma in a second leg (1-1 aggregate) of that tournament nobody asked for on Thursday as well.

 

It is on the road. We will shit ourselves

 

They owe us one for being good sports during their Andrea Bocelli championship extravaganza.

 

We don’t get payoffs. Well, maybe Richy just getting a fine and warning for throwing the smoke bomb back toward crowd was payoff from the FA apologies over VAR

 

That was a great example about rules sometimes needing a bit of a nuance. Richy was excited. He obviously wasn’t trying to hurt a random Evertonian in the crowd. Had they sent him off and we had gone on to lose and get relegated because of it, a part of me would have died.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61245518

I love Richy.

 

I would watch on a loop a compilation of Richy giving his shirt to kids in the crowd at the end of matches.

 

Villa beating Burnley by two goals is great news.

 

Cherry on top would have been not conceding in stoppage time

 

Getting relegated by a very marginal goal difference will require a lot of therapy to come to terms with.

Especially if it’s Burnley who parked the bus in most games under Dyche from the onset of the match.

 

Big chance today

 

Let’s see how bad we want this

 

Did that just happen ?

 

All Glory to Ukraine!

 

Ffs

 

That sequence was such a summary of our season

 

Mina made of glass

 

Let’s see how long this lasts before another mishap in the back

 

Everton away supporters making it sound like this is at Goodison

 

Let’s dig deep and do this ! Probably
Need one more goal for 3 points

 

Gordon is so impressive

 

Pickford has been unreal

 

I think you need to bring in Allan for gray. Pack that midfield. We’re getting too stretched out.

 

Rondon?

 

Yeah he’s done well in that role the last few games.

Unlike idiot Rafa bringing him on chasing a goal

 

What a huge time to get your first road win since August

Now do it again and baby we’ve got a stew going

 

These away fans are so hyped

 

Yes!!!

 

Week 2 of pretending we don’t have a game until it’s over has found repeat success

 

Finally saw the game - Pickford was terrific and the away crowd was just superb the whole game. Let’s get another away win on Wednesday at Watford. They’ll want to bring us down with them to the championship but if EFC gets an early goal or two Watford will likely be resigned to their fate (see Norwich today against West Ham).

 

Can’t decide whether to watch the match or go into an induced coma. A loss today could completely wipe out all the good vibes from the last couple weeks.

 

Just change the squad huh?

 

Thank Jeebus that Spurs are still in the hunt for the top four so Chelsea can’t afford to sleepwalk against Leeds. I know beggars can’t be choosers, but I really want Burnley to be the ones who go down. Although it’s a long shot, Southampton are still in the relegation fight.

 

Not a promising start

 

Pretty shit

 

Leeds are a goal and a man down at least.

 

Watford not having much trouble moving the ball around the pitch on us

 

Damn it Foster

 

Oh Demari

 

This match is making me ornery as fuck.

 

I swear if they score here

 

That was a pathetic sorry ass performance this offense has nothing there is no one who can make a moment of brilliance consistently

 

Way to show up guys. Announcer said insipid performance at halftime and he was correct.