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  1. football501

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    Hell yeah!
     
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  2. JonathanCoachman

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    The Chelsea-Man U tactic of ganging up on the ref has brought us justice.
     
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  3. JonathanCoachman

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    These Stoke fans that are bitching about nothing are going to cost their team another goal.
     
  4. JonathanCoachman

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    Thank you Arnautovic.
     
  5. Truman

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    Davies just makes things happen
     
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  6. Truman

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    fuuuuuuuuck that was close
     
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  7. football501

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  8. JonathanCoachman

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    A point at Stoke on a dreaded Wednesday is something Leo Messi himself could only dream of accomplishing.
     
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  9. football501

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    Seems like a just result. Joel saved our butts in the first half and we had far better opportunities in the second.
     
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  10. ASG Sucks

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    Probably a fair result but damn I wanted that Davies or Lookman goal late.
     
  11. goheels10

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    neat stat on Reddit...context is that everyone is all over Kante's nuts after the game earlier this week and is talking about how he has more tackles in 2 years than any PL player has in the last 3...



    Love Idrissa...
     
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  12. JonathanCoachman

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    Kante has more intereceptions than anyone in the Premier League the last three seasons. This is his second season. He's still underrated despite everyone knowing he's a really good player.
     
  13. football501

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    Holgate must not be full strength from the other day because we have 4 at the back again and Barry in the midfield
     
  14. JonathanCoachman

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    I hate it when it takes longer than a minute for us to score. Well done Rom.
     
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  15. football501

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    Well that is ideal. And a sexy finish
     
  16. football501

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    Lookman has some lovely ball skills
     
  17. football501

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    That was the most anticlimactic goal in a while
     
  18. JonathanCoachman

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    McCarthy with an own-own goal.
     
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  19. Truman

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    This match is just going swimmingly
     
  20. JonathanCoachman

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    There are too many Bournemouth players and Ramiro Funes Mori's out there to make me feel like this one is in the bag.
     
  21. football501

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    I think we might be good now
     
  22. Truman

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    Rom is getting a hat trick today
     
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  23. JonathanCoachman

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    A Sunday League team would have given us a more difficult match today. Bouremouth look worse than last seasons Villa.
     
  24. TheSkeeter

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    This has been most fun. Now just get Ross, Morgan and Lookman goals and we will be good to go.
     
  25. TheSkeeter

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    Meanwhile, the other Everton squad is destroying Palace
     
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  26. JonathanCoachman

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    Rom needs 6 goals to break his coach Big Dunc' Premier League record. Could lead to plenty of training ground banter.
     
  27. TheSkeeter

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    The pass back on our last goal was John Stones levels of bad
     
  28. JonathanCoachman

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    I'd go as far to say it was Italian matchfixy bad.
     
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  29. football501

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    Lazy defending from the middle two. Good pass from Wilshire though

    Ugh, should have had another
     
  30. TheSkeeter

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    Bournemouth fans doing the "Olé" chant down3-1
     
  31. TheSkeeter

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    We've stepped off and let them back in it.
     
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  32. football501

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    Really guys....
     
  33. TheSkeeter

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    We've just sat back and let them have at it.
     
  34. football501

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    Good lord, it's like they stayed inside at halftime
     
  35. football501

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    Hallelujah, good work Rom
     
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  36. TheSkeeter

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    First decent possession of the half and we score
     
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  38. JonathanCoachman

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    What is more unbelievable? Romelu scoring 4 or Oumar Niasse scoring 1 for Hull City. Turns out they're both true.
     
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  39. football501

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    Also noted Everton loanee Omar Niasse scores the likely clincher for Hull against Liverpool
     
  40. TheSkeeter

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    The answer to that on a normal day is Rom scoring 4. I would never put money on Niasse scoring a league goal.
     
  41. JonathanCoachman

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    Maybe he isn't dogshit, he just looks like dogshit when he is being compared to Rom.
     
  42. football501

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  43. TheSkeeter

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    And the cheek of him to celebrate before even kicking the ball in the goal
     
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  44. JonathanCoachman

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    Can't wait to show this score to my baseball worshiping brother that despises soccer for being "too low scoring"
     
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  45. Ace Boogie

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    Baseball is the most boring spectator sport on Earth, and I loved to play it growing up.
     
  46. TheSkeeter

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    You should tell him if they just added random points to getting over, let's say... 6 but being confident they would make free kicks, it would be 42-21
     
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  47. JonathanCoachman

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    The smartest thing American Football ever did was to avoid counting a touchdown as 1 and the other ways of scoring as fractions of 1. Crazy that ivy leaguers in the late 19th century were afraid of fractions and decimals.
     
  48. Sub-Zero

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    if he worships high scores why isnt his worshiping sport basketball or professional pinball?
     
  49. JonathanCoachman

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    He doesn't necessarily worship high scores just uses the same argument every soccer hater uses. I tell him he likes baseball because he can't handle the stress of thinking the opponent could score on his team until after there is a commercial break.
     
  50. Ace Boogie

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    I've seen 0-0 draws that are more exciting than any regular season baseball game
     
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