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  1. ASG Sucks

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    At least they looked better today , especially in the second half.
     
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  2. football501

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    There was shape, communication, and periods of genuine creativity.

    And a deserved goal
     
  3. JonathanCoachman

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    If I was easily run off, I wouldn't have chosen to support a team that hasn't won any silverware in my lifetime. I kind of figured we'd be a letdown based on how we spent our money coupled with having already faced every title contented so far. Klaasen was an incredibly dumb purchase having the double baggage of being an Eredivisie stat machine and a Dutch central midfielder. They've had endless busts with prospects there in the last five years. Keane was just a one season wonder and Burnley are doing much better without him. And I'll never understand why we didn't at least sign some C Team version of Lukaku so they could have at least claimed that they tried to replace our all time goal premier league goal scorer record holder.
     
  4. football501

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    Keiran Dowell scores a hat trick today for Nottingham
     
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  5. JonathanCoachman

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    We might as well recall everyone on loan because Koeman and his horrible trait of freezing players out after barely taking a look at them was so stupid. Anyone young player that so much as sneezed in his vicinity was done for.
     
  6. TheSkeeter

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    I guess it’s good all of our players are in position?
     
  7. TheSkeeter

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    Abused down the right.
     
  8. TheSkeeter

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    There is nothing good about this team at the moment. We try to be direct, but can’t string 2 passes together. Our defense is all over the place.
     
  9. YNWA

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    Lol didn’t know your arm sleeve sponsor was angry birds.
     
  10. TheSkeeter

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    We haven’t won a fucking game since they gave us their shit
     
  11. TheSkeeter

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    Horrific subs. Davies and Rooney left on?
     
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  12. TheSkeeter

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    We’ve had the ball the entire second half and the best look we had was from 30 yards out
     
  13. JonathanCoachman

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    No matter how long Banigime plays for Everton, his name will always register as Bangingme when I see it written. All I ask is that we take things slow.
     
  14. football501

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    This doesn't look good :(
     
  15. JonathanCoachman

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    You'd be Lyon if you said things were going well.
     
  16. football501

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    Oh Im used to the bad play

    I was talking about Martina being neck braced and carted off
     
  17. football501

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  18. JonathanCoachman

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    At least we don't risk having to face anymore European humiliation if we somehow squeak out a third place finish in the group like the ones in the CL do.
     
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  19. football501

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    Good lord Schneiderlin, what are you doing?
     
  20. JonathanCoachman

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    One of the players I wanted during the window scores against us of course. I wish we could go back in time and not buy Klaasen and use that money on Memphis. Bertrand Traore would have been fine by me too. But no, we got another slooooow central midfielder who we are already stockpiled with.
     
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  21. JonathanCoachman

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    Cleverley you are a beauty.
     
  22. JonathanCoachman

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    Nice to win but we are still terrible
     
  23. TheSkeeter

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  24. JonathanCoachman

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    Some of our supporters that never really cared for Rom (none of whom preside here but there are an astonishingly large number on Merseyside) get to be smug for today at least. Mourinho did him no favors by making him such a big story in the media recently.
     
  25. kezarmyaj

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    looks like big sam is jumping on our turd floater
     
  26. 42yard

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    What a fucking joke. We deserve relegation
     
  27. Andy Reocho

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    Well now you won't get it.
     
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  28. JonathanCoachman

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    If the contract terminates the second staying up is assured, I have no problems with it.(I'm aware this in no way is a possibility) We've taken more shallackings in the last two months than we have in all of my four years as an Evertonian put together. We're pretty much the Tennessee of the Premier League right now so I'm just happy we didn't let Unnsworth stay in the job much longer before the December onslaught of games.
     
  29. football501

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    Wayne's got some peaks and valleys today. Nice to see some goals tho
     
  30. JonathanCoachman

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    Moyes must have constant murder fantasies about Rooney.
     
  31. ASG Sucks

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    The score might flatter Everton a bit but at least the players should gain some modicum of confidence going forward.
     
  32. JonathanCoachman

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    This
    Yeah, after Southampton I just had this awful feeling that we would go down with goal difference being the terrible kick in the nuts as the deciding factor. I guess we're blessed that a lot of the blowouts came in Europa League play. #AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSideOfLife
     
  33. JonathanCoachman

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    So I guess it's pretty safe to assume that Sandro and Klaasen's illustrious Everton careers will be finished in about a month.

    We'll be lucky to get 25% of what we paid for Klaasen back. The list of flops that have been exported from the Eredivisie in the last five years or so is impressive.
     
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  34. JonathanCoachman

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    DCL is probably the club MVP so far this season
     
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  35. football501

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    Our attack is exponentially better with him on than without
     
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  36. JonathanCoachman

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    Koeman should have been fired for the sole reason of starting DCL at right back for a coupe of matches.

    Not addressing the Lukaku sized hole in attack was horrible enough, but wasting the next best option at RB was Trump level insane.
     
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  37. kezarmyaj

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    hey back in the top half of the table :awesomeface:
     
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  38. JonathanCoachman

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    Time to part with Big Sam and bring in a young manager with potential now that we're secure in mid-table.
     
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  40. TheSkeeter

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    That’s actually pretty cool.
     
  41. SugarShaun

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    EA does a lot of shit I don’t like but the El Tornado thing and only allowing guys to do it in game who have proven they can do it in real life has been cool.

    After Valeri won MVP he then worked on it and uploaded a video.

    Saw David Meyler, Hull City CM (plays a lot and actually captained Ireland in some matches for WCQ) and FIFA youtuber (regularly makes Elite in Weekend League and was Elite 1 for October) said he’s working on it
     
  42. ASG Sucks

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    Undeserved point but I’ll certainly take it.
     
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  43. football501

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    Maybe you should mark that guy Ashley
     
  44. kezarmyaj

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    nice from dcl to equalize
     
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  45. football501

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    Oh Gylfi, you handsome man
     
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  46. ASG Sucks

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    Much better second half. Beautiful goal by Gylfi as well.
     
  47. JonathanCoachman

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    I feel bad for Besiktas fans. Either Cenk Tosun is the most diehard Evertonian on the planet or he needs a quick infusion of cash.
     
  48. JonathanCoachman

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    This Theo Walcott transfer is all around depressing. Spending that much money on a player that is fragile and can no longer rely on his once prolific speed is silly.
     
  49. TheSkeeter

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    In the new world order 20 million is a bargain... we just got fucking dicked by ross
     
  50. football501

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    Sort of glad for the new NBC Gold subscription, which I didn’t pay for, so I can’t watch this each week. Not sure the last time we got a shot on goal
     
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