Official FC Barcelona thread

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by andres, May 16, 2010.

  1. CC_Nole

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    After Suarez’s final touch in the box during the last minute of the game their is nothing more accurate.
     
  2. Artoo

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    Suarez's first touch has been atrocious. An absolute mess. Like, if he even touches it, it's bobbled and then it's maybe 50/50 if he controls it
     
  3. soulfly

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    I realize dembele is coming back from injury so they’re playing things cautiously. Still, he was our liveliest attacking option and constantly a threat based on speed alone.

    Bringing on Coutinho instead of another Dembele (Malcom) pissed me off to no end.

    We’re set up to have a full 90 minutes of blistering pace out wide, but nah, let’s go back to the dried up well.
     
  4. The mad Puto

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    Thought dembouz looked dangerous out there but I get the change. We narrowed the field and found a lot more success generating opportunities in the 2nd half vs that brutal bunkering from Lyon. Spreading players out wide meant less close associations and combination play and it got picked apart pretty well by that Lyon bus in the first half. We deserved to nab one at least in the end.
     
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  5. Druce

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    I haven't gotten to watch as much as I'd like this season, but I'm really over Suarez. If we can flip him, Vermaelen, Rafinha and Coutinho for a young striker (Jovic), De Ligt and say Grimaldo, I'd be very happy with that offseason along with De Jong of course. Probably a pipe dream, but whatever.
     
  6. nexus

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    1000 days, some of which soulfly even pretended to be a fan of the game. Suck our dicks.
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  7. CC_Nole

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    1. Another uninspiring performance.
    2. I don’t know who is more worthless between Coutinho or Suárez.
    3. Dembele should start every game he’s fit as he’s our second most electric and creative attacking force.
    4. I can’t believe we signed this buffoon Valverde to an extension.
     
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  8. soulfly

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    Getting umtiti back is nice.
     
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  9. CC_Nole

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    Also, Alena needs more PT. Exciting young player.
     
  10. nexus

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    His name being pronounced Al-in-ya and not A-lean-a triggers me
     
  11. Artoo

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    I truly hope that Suarez's first away goal since '15 triggers something, or breaks some mental barrier in him. We are an incredible, unstoppable team if he is an actual threat.
     
  12. Artoo

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    We don't have anyone on the bench that can match hos play, when he's on it. Coutinho can get fucked because Dembele is better.
     
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  13. soulfly

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    The only mental barrier broken is that he still needs to get airplane-style spoon fed by Messi to find the net.

    I’d still like to see how wild shit could get with a front three of Malcom Messi Dembele. Suarez isn’t making a rebound; he’s spent. We keep trotting his lifeless corpse out there because he’s messi’s boy, though.
     
  14. The mad Puto

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    Lol exagerado. This messi’s boy talking point is bullshit. Luisito was having a fine season before this recent slump.
     
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  15. The mad Puto

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    Yep when Suarez is on, this team is damn near unstoppable.
     
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  16. CC_Nole

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    5 minutes in and Casemiro should already be on a yellow. Of course, he doesn’t even get whistled for a foul.
     
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  17. CC_Nole

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    Just like the first leg, Real Madrid look like the better team. Really lucky we aren’t behind.

    We also look like we have zero game plan other then to rely on Messi (shocker). Zero creativity in midfield.
     
  18. The mad Puto

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    Need to narrow the field. Get dembele out.
     
  19. soulfly

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    :gross:
     
  20. The mad Puto

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    At least Luisito is looking sharp even if he’s drifting a bit more wide than I’d like.
     
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  21. nexus

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    Please do. Just about all of Barca's dangerous moments came through the left flank
     
  22. CC_Nole

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    With all due respect, I think this is the opposite of our issue. Messi is getting drowned out because Real Madrid have 4-5 guys in the middle of the pitch. Dembélé hasn’t been great but he’s been our most creative player. Our only clear cut opportunities came from him.

    Also, the only reason to play Sergi as a RCM in front of Semedo is so that he can provide attacking width on the right side. If he’s not going to do that then gamble with him at RB and move Dembélé to right wing or take him off for Alena.
     
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  23. The mad Puto

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    Lol
     
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  24. soulfly

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    Bruh. We have one shot and zero on target and you're out here posting about how Suarez looks sharp :roll:

    Any sort of dangerous moments have come from Dembele crossing the ball across the box.
     
  25. The mad Puto

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    We need to pack the midfield to assist Messi in tight spaces. He can still pick alba out wide when he wants to. Our guys are too isolated just like we we were those first 60 mins vs Lyon.
     
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  26. The mad Puto

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    Lol he’s been arguably our best player this half.
     
  27. soulfly

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    Need to get Dembele off bruhs.
     
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  28. The mad Puto

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    Need to start Malcom bruhs
     
  30. CC_Nole

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    Fuck yes!!!! That’s why you keep Dembele on! Great finish from Suárez as well.
     
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  31. The mad Puto

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    Going to be King Arturo time soon
     
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  32. soulfly

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    God damn Busquets. Get itttttt
     
  33. Artoo

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    Saurez with away goals in back to back matches after everyone talking shit about him not scoring away in forever.

    :dubioustrump:
     
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  34. CC_Nole

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    We are doing the Lord’s work then.
     
  35. CC_Nole

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    Also, this game has completely opened up. Messi is going to get one.
     
  36. The mad Puto

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    It’s like people have never seen a striker have a lull stretch. Typical of the plebs.
     
  37. CC_Nole

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    Vazquez is such a cunt.

    Edit: Add Ramos to that.
     
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  38. soulfly

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    Semedo is getting absolutely brutalized.
     
  39. Artoo

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    Who the fuck do you think we have that is going to be doing any better against Vinicius?
     
  40. CC_Nole

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    He is not doing great, for sure. And as much as I’m loathed to say this Vinicius is quite a player already.
     
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  41. soulfly

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    I'm not saying there's a better option. Just that he's getting torched by Vinicius and Reguilon.
     
  42. CC_Nole

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    Valverde needs to make a change. Our right side is getting overrun.
     
  43. soulfly

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    Dembele just out here spoonfeedin gramps
     
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  44. CC_Nole

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    FUCK YESSSSSSSSS
     
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  45. Artoo

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    I'll say it, I don't care. I like this Dembele guy
     
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  46. nexus

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    Any other suggestions Nostrodomus?
     
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  47. The mad Puto

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    These cunts are our sons at the Bernabeu
     
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  48. CC_Nole

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    I love this song.
     
  49. The mad Puto

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    Nostradamus*
     
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  50. CC_Nole

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    The paneka for the ultimate insult :clap:
     
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