Official Houston thread that isn't on the Texas Board

If you guys want to see a tank in person, here's your chance:

https://totalfratmove.com/this-texas-am-power-player-buying-a-tank-is-must-watch-local-news-gold/

 

That guy is such a cuck.

 

Last couple of weeks have been an awful look for buzbee

 

He deleted a tweet of a some gaudy bracelet he bought telling people he cant decide if it fits his style or not while Houston was literally drowning.

 

He's got a little Scaramucci in him

 

Jinya Favored on its way

 

5 0 comin

 

Holy shit

 

They had me at 9 inch nails

 

Fire emoji

 

Moving to Denver in November gents. Its been fun.

 

New job?

 

No just gonna go do heroin and be homeless

 

So no different than what you do here

 

Kinda. I'll have to perform less fellatio.

And I'll be mainlining that white china instead of the shit tier black tar from Mexico you find around here.

 

Well, looks like all of us need to buy leather pants and have your farewell party at Barbarella.

Y u do dis.

 

I did regrettable things at barbarella once

 

That's what Barbarella is for.

 

Sent tequila shots to a table of ten chicks at Armandos last night. Only like the 8th hottest one was single :|

 

Saw 2 chainz at House of Blues last night, he's in a wheelchair from breaking his leg and had a "nurse" pushing him around in stage all night when she wasn't twerking

 

Go back and land a divorced river oaks coug tonight to make yourself feel better.

 

Where did I go last night

 

Revelry on richmonda has frozen Red Bull vodkas

 

brolift y u do this

 

I like the pink haired manager from there. She has nice bobs.

 

I need to go on a spirit journey before i hit 30.

 

If I am ever in a wheelchair, I want to be a crotchety old man with 84s poking out so far it'll make slim thug and chariots of fire jealous.

 

So who remembers matt Maloney? Because his girlfriend is blocking me from having a seat for her purse.

I moved down the bar but still hate them. Apparently they tipped my bartender 100 so I'm not going there.

 

Wat

 

He cucked you

 

Gonna be back in the H next month

 

Anyone know a service that will deliver tobacco?

 

Best place to watch CFB all day?

 

I went to revelry one weekend and it's apparently the Clemson bar so that's out

 

Midtown Drinkery

 

Shit, just found out it moved to New Orleans

 

Go to Griffs

 

Yikes

 

Midtown drinkery wow that's the worst I've ever heard

 

I used to go there for Panthers games, and always had a good time. Eat shit.

 

ACL runoff is fire emoji this weekend.

Flaming Lips, Mac Demarco, War on Drugs, Father John, Pine grove.

Mac Demarco is gonna dj at barbarella as well.

 

Griffs doesn't look too appealing either

 

I love all of the little Woodrow's. The one in rice village is probably my favorite. There will be over 200 smokes at Kirby ice house as well on Saturday's

 

Great hole-in-the-wall place

 

I agree with little Woodrow's in the village. There's always a good crowd.

I didn't realize the animosity uofh fans would have against Texas until the Texas usc game a few weeks ago. Not great bob.

 

Buffalo Wild Wings with yo bitch ass.