I just bought a bucket of st Arnold’s and I’ve had pub crawl, Oktoberfest, art car, 5 pils and 5 pils. That’s afte probably a several hundred thousand shiners at the hotel bar
Guys, tell me what to do tonight. I don’t have to go in till 9 tomorrow and this is an opportunity to do Houston
slhorn you missed Tex buying us some homemade “fireball” shots that looked and tasted like toilet water
Free Beto yard signs and a few shirts available at the Campaign HQ on OST, if you're into that sort of thing
I can get you all the free Beto signs you want. They're in front of all these houses in Rice Military. Let me know if I need to grab a couple
I'll look for the most pretentious townhome that features multiple signs and I'll just scoop em all up. Is there are particular place you want me to dump them?
Moving from my ex hippie Austin neighborhood to my white bread Houston neighborhood has been interesting as far as signs go.
We like it. Seems like about half young families and half retirees. Lots of folks drinking in the front yard after work while the kids play.
I love Texas beer. My workmate who’s the only one left with me outta six is a damp paper bag and he won’t DD me anywhere. I have tomorrow off after 23 straight 12s and dis mother fucker assuming that means rest?
I have no clue what to Uber to. I’ve worked so much while in Houston out in the badlands idk what’s what. I’d like for this one guy to be about getting laid or having fun so some familiarity travels with but he’s a real not cool guy
Where are you? Let TMB be your guide. And whatever you do leave your vehicle wherever it currently is and uber your trail home
I’m on JFK right next to the airport. I’ve currently given up on happiness and am laying in my hotel room watching the NCIS with the mustard and biscuits kid from sling blade. I’m also really drunk from overpriced hotel patron and delicious Texas ipa