Official Houston thread that isn't on the Texas Board

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by tandin, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. bigred77

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    I'm on my way
     
  2. zachary

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    never texting u back ever again
     
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  3. slhorn

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    He said he doesn’t need you now. He has me.
     
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  4. zachary

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    wow devine wow. didn’t expect to get hurt this early today, was expecting that later
     
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  5. devine

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    Can’t confirm or deny any reports
     
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  6. Tex

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    Where you at?
     
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  7. bigred77

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    Horseshoe Bay.
    But I am on my way I swear
     
  8. Tex

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    Fuck off
     
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  9. slhorn

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    He’s an angry elf.
     
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  10. bigred77

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    Man, why so anger y
     
  11. Tex

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    I’m shitting
     
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  12. bigred77

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    Well let us know when you are done
     
  13. devine

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    We had fun
     
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  14. TrustyPatches

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    Guys I’m at a thing called “balls and bikinis” and lucky me there’s more balls. Awesome
     
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  15. devine

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    I’m home
     
  16. TrustyPatches

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    Come pick me up
     
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  17. TrustyPatches

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    New fan of Saint Arnold btw
     
  18. devine

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    Place is awesome. Have the raspberry AF
     
  19. TrustyPatches

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    I just bought a bucket of st Arnold’s and I’ve had pub crawl, Oktoberfest, art car, 5 pils and 5 pils. That’s afte probably a several hundred thousand shiners at the hotel bar
     
  20. TrustyPatches

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    Guys, tell me what to do tonight. I don’t have to go in till 9 tomorrow and this is an opportunity to do Houston
     
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  21. TrustyPatches

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    I’m sorry for yelling but I had at least 3 beer
     
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  22. devine

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    I do not feel good
     
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  23. TrustyPatches

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    I died
     
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  24. Tex

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    Dead
     
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  25. devine

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    R u out of the doghouse
     
  26. Tex

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    Yes. Smoothed it over
     
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  27. devine

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    My man
     
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  28. Tex

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    Pitch 25 was nice. Place is uuugee
     
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  29. devine

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    slhorn you missed Tex buying us some homemade “fireball” shots that looked and tasted like toilet water
     
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  30. Tex

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    slhorn it was not good
     
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  31. southside

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    Saw Rufus at house of blues (fuck that place suuuucks) then hit Boondocks. Muy divertido
     
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  32. TAS

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    Free Beto yard signs and a few shirts available at the Campaign HQ on OST, if you're into that sort of thing
     
  33. bigred77

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    where are they freeing him from?
     
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  34. TAS

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    GOOD ONE DAD!
     
  35. 47 straight

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    I can get you all the free Beto signs you want. They're in front of all these houses in Rice Military.

    Let me know if I need to grab a couple
     
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  36. bigred77

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    I'll take 7
     
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  37. 47 straight

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    I'll look for the most pretentious townhome that features multiple signs and I'll just scoop em all up. Is there are particular place you want me to dump them?
     
  38. * J Y *

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    Moving from my ex hippie Austin neighborhood to my white bread Houston neighborhood has been interesting as far as signs go.
     
  39. Gallant Knight

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    which neighborhood
     
  40. * J Y *

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    Briarmeadow
     
  41. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I’ve been looking over there.
     
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  42. * J Y *

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    We like it. Seems like about half young families and half retirees. Lots of folks drinking in the front yard after work while the kids play.
     
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  43. TrustyPatches

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    I love Texas beer. My workmate who’s the only one left with me outta six is a damp paper bag and he won’t DD me anywhere. I have tomorrow off after 23 straight 12s and dis mother fucker assuming that means rest?
     
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  44. devine

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    Can’t you just Uber
     
  45. Tex

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    Get a ride. Uber. Taxi. Etc.
     
  46. 47 straight

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    Has someone ordered this guy an uber yet?
     
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  47. TrustyPatches

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    I have no clue what to Uber to. I’ve worked so much while in Houston out in the badlands idk what’s what. I’d like for this one guy to be about getting laid or having fun so some familiarity travels with but he’s a real not cool guy
     
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  48. bigred77

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    Where are you?
    Let TMB be your guide.

    And whatever you do leave your vehicle wherever it currently is and uber your trail home
     
  49. * J Y *

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    What do you do?
     
  50. TrustyPatches

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    I’m on JFK right next to the airport. I’ve currently given up on happiness and am laying in my hotel room watching the NCIS with the mustard and biscuits kid from sling blade. I’m also really drunk from overpriced hotel patron and delicious Texas ipa
     
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