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  1. Big Meech

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    JSO: The ‘suspicious package’ found in San Marco condominium was a sex toy
    The "suspicious package" found at a San Marco condominium on Sunday afternoon was determined to be a sex toy, according to new information from JSO.

    Author: First Coast News
    Published: 1:02 PM EDT March 19, 2018
    Updated: 3:01 PM EDT March 19, 2018
    The “suspicious package” found at a San Marco condominium on Sunday afternoon was determined to be a sex toy, according to new information from JSO.

    The police report states the bomb squad seized a dildo from the package addressed to the Le Baron condominiums.

    The entire building was evacuated and numerous people were displaced as a result of the incident.

    Police found the package at about 4:30 p.m. Sunday and the package was deemed safe around 9:45 p.m. that night.

    The package was found on the ninth floor of the condos and caused concern around 4:30 p.m. Sunday, a JSO spokesman said.

    JSO evacuated all 42 units and the bomb squad started working to investigate the package.

    A member of the homeowners association said the package had a return address to an ex-tenant who was currently involved in a years-long lawsuit with the association.

    The association representative found the package suspicious and called the police.


    http://www.firstcoastnews.com/artic...-marco-condominium-was-a-sex-toy/77-529876490
     
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  2. fsudan

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  3. Big Meech

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    So, went to the soft opening for Scotty Schwartz' new place in Murray Hill, El Jefe. Fucking great. Think it opens on Wednesday. Definitely recommend.
     
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  4. BobLoblaw

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    Whats a Murray Hill?
     
  5. Fusiontegra

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    Part of Riverside, almost westside.
     
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  6. BobLoblaw

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  7. Big Meech

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  8. BobLoblaw

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    Damn, was really hoping you were going to say cuban. Haven't found a good cuban restaurant in jax since I moved here.
     
  9. Pharm

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    Hey guys, anyone play softball or any leagues here in Jax? I play some flag football but looking for more stuff to do. Really, looking for some stuff to do on week nights and meet some people as I'm fairly new to the city.
     
  10. BobLoblaw

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    I've played kickball and beach volleyball through jax scene, I kinda stopped playing because only being able to go every other week due to my work schedule got annoying for everybody involved. It was fun when I played though, my wife and I made a lot of friends in the process.
     
  11. dblplay1212

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    Anyone have a deck/paver/patio guy? Paver part is easy but really need someone to build a roughly 15' x 25' patio cover in my back yard.
     
  12. Pharm

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    All my team basically quit football. Maybe I'll try the kickball
     
  13. letan

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    I played in the waka kickball leagues for a few years and they were a lot of fun and would be a pretty easy way to meet people. Have leagues on all sides of town too.
     
  14. Fusiontegra

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    Just the cover, or the whole patio?
     
  15. dblplay1212

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    Yes? I have a guy coming Friday to do a quote on pavers but I need someone to build the cover. Or I could go with someone that can do pavers and the cover. I don't need anything overly crazy, just looking to have the middle section of the patio covered from rain so I can keep my Egg under there. Something as easy at this, just with a full roof instead of pergola.

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  16. Pharm

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    Favorite restaurant or food place I'm Jax?
     
  17. Jorts

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    I'll be there on Saturday to watch soccer (English Championship promotion final & CL Final)
     
  18. Jorts

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    Watch in the mood for?

    My top 10, in no particular order:

    Restaurant Orsay
    Taverna
    Rue St. Mark
    Gilbert's Social
    Medure
    Matthew's
    13 Gypsies
    French Pantry
    Llama (technically St. Augustine)
    Cowford Chophouse
     
  19. Pharm

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    I love about 2minutes from Gilbert's need to check it out.
     
  20. Jorts

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    Sounds like a perfect location for our "date".
     
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  21. dblplay1212

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    I feel like I'm being cheated on and it hurts.
     
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  22. Jake Scott

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    On Southside?

    Taco Lu is still one of my favorite spots.

    Taverna is a up there for sure

    Medure
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    French pantry are all staples
     
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  23. Zack Zedalis

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    Call Breakwater Backyards & ask for Joe. Tell him I sent you.
     
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  24. Jorts

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    I enjoy it for the scenery more than their food. I can't respect a taco joint that doesn't make there own tacos
     
  25. Jorts

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    Kathy's Bakery & Cafe, off Beach, has authentic Cuban pastries & the best authentic cuban in town
     
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  26. fsudan

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    [​IMG]
     
  27. Pharm

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    Yeah the one off southside
     
  28. Pharm

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    Im so excited
     
  29. Jorts

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    My shoes arrive tomorrow #twinning

    dblplay1212 can come, but only in 3 stripes
     
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  30. Big Meech

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    Gilbert’s is badass. I’ve heard he’s opening a new place in the old Il Desco
     
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  31. Jorts

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    That’s a kiss of death. That place turns over every 6 months
     
  32. Pharm

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    Place looks like a dump driving by.
     
  33. Big Meech

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    Which place?
     
  34. Big Meech

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    It's a great location. The layout sucks imo. Kenny G would kill it there.

    The Orsay pork chop is the best piece of meat in Jacksonville.
     
  35. Pharm

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    Gilberts
     
  36. Pharm

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    Not according to my wife
     
  37. Big Meech

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    I mean, its on Southside Boulevard. I wouldn't expect Cowford Chophouse. Regardless, the inside is nice and the food is amazing.
     
  38. Pharm

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    I'm sure it is, and I want to try it, but yeah I think the outside turns people off...maybe
     
  39. Jorts

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    He has Gilbert’s Southern & Hot, Hot, Hot in North Jax Beach as well... if you are worried about what the exterior looks like. Social has the best menu though
     
  40. Jorts

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    The layout sucks & it’s huge inside... lease must be outrageous. Pele’s Woodfire was pretty solid & that only lasted about a year there. WTF is Kenny going to do with the wood fire oven?
     
  41. Big Meech

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    The crew that ran Pele's sucked. Doubt he would need the oven.
     
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  42. Pharm

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    HOld the fuck on, there is hot chicken in jacksonville. IS it anywhere close to nashville?
     
  43. dblplay1212

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    haha I just found out about it recently as well. I'll be checking it out soon.
     
  44. Jorts

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    Just go. His food is amazing
     
  45. Jorts

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    Cyn had his fried chicken. She might have even shared some with you. Same recipe, tossed with his Fernindina Hot sauce
     
  46. Pharm

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    like ive been to everyone in nashville jsut about when i lived there. Im so excited. damn jax beach is a drive for you isnt jorts?
     
  47. Jorts

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    I live in PVB & work mostly from home, in pajamas
     
  48. Pharm

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    gotcha, well then.
     
  49. dblplay1212

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    And it was delicious. I though it was like a special item for that day though? No? That's why I was excited to see the new place.
     
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  50. Jorts

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    I cover that branch, but never go. If I’m at a branch, I’m in San Marco or Riverside