official Kardashian thread - now with a little less of Caitlyn

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  1. bro

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  2. Lenin

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    Thank you
     
  3. pearl

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    All breast matters!
     
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  6. IanBoyd

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  7. 941Gator

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    Hopefully this stops the Kendall argument
     
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  8. Degausser

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    I still prefer the one not made of plastic
     
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  10. IanBoyd

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    There never was a debate to begin with, its Kendall and always has been.
     
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  11. ButchCassidy

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    She’s so fake, but still so wood.
     
  12. Gambler

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    I bet she's a starfish in bed. Just lays there and takes selfies with that smugass look on her face.
     
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    I’ve had a tug of war with my moral compass about the fake aspect and I’ve come to terms with the fact that she’s bad as fuck regardless of whether she was built in a lab or not
     
  14. Boo MFer!

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    And I would be perfectly ok with that.
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pussy still wet?
     
  16. TheGodfather

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    I get the opposite vibe from her. I feel like she'd fuck your dick right off.
     
  17. 941Gator

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    She has way more sex appeal imo.

    And her lipgloss does me wonders
     
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  18. TrustyPatches

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    Yeah man, Travis Scott flooded out her ovaries. If she can clinch off a famous musician in his early 20s then I’m just gonna go ahead and assume that pussy is fire
     
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  19. Gambler

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    Looks like they split up. Now's your chance.
     
  20. DuffandMuff

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    She has 148M IG followers? Holy hell.
     
  21. Wicked

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    Shes got the most money of the family iirc.
     
  22. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes LOOK AT THAT LASER!!!
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    She is (or was) the youngest billionaire ever.

    Though I think they valued her assets using unconventional methods.
     
  23. DuffandMuff

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    They said self made, which simply wasn’t true.
     
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  24. 941Gator

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    if 20 of us dated her, maybe we could do the job of 1 real man

     
  25. IanBoyd

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  26. TheoB

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    It's still amazing that these sisters would be nobodies if Kim hadn't fucked ray j on that video. They should be kissing her plastic diaper ass every day of their life
     
  27. IanBoyd

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    Kendall might have been discovered eventually by some modeling agency but Kylie's "self-made" billionaire status doesn't happen, at best she's like Angie Varona/Rylee Marteel status on instagram?
     
  28. DuffandMuff

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    Would she have had the money to completely restructure her appearance?
     
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  29. IanBoyd

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    She probably has a better chance of making it w/ her original face. With the surgery in this hypothetical world of no one knowing who the Kardashians are she'd just be plastic thot #49503
     
  30. 941Gator

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    Nah, Kim K gets famous regardless but not to this extent. Sisters get table scraps.
     
  31. 941Gator

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    I’m ashamed to say that I’m aware there is a Doc/show that sort of covers that argument too (Kim grinding to top).
     
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    Kim would have gotten famous by fucking lots of famous dudes. Kendall could have gotten a modeling gig. The other 3 would be pretty much unknown.
     
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  33. IanBoyd

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    So does Kris Jenner still marry Bruce Jenner in this universe? All we're removing is the sex tape right?

    Momager probably still finds a way to monetize/whore out Kim, Chloe probably has no shot at any sort of fame, Kendall still get in the modeling industry, Kourtney and Kylie are 50/50.
     
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    Goddammit Ray J.
     
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  35. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Her TV show was planned before the sex tape came out.
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    Right.

    The sex tape suspiciously leaked right before the show aired
     
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  38. Mr Bulldops

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    How much does OJ trial play into it? It made Kardashian a household name. Without OJ murdering people and getting off on it, her sex tape with Ray J would have been a Ray J sex tape with just some chick with a weird name
     
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  39. IanBoyd

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    Bruce Jenner was big enough of a name to garner some initial interest imo.
     
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  40. Mr Bulldops

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    Yeah but it still would only have been “Bruce Jenner married some woman with a weird name”.

    Im sure they could have made themselves famous regardless because they live in Southern California, are somewhat attractive, ambitious, and have no qualms about whoring themselves out (in whatever connotation you want to take that as). However, the reason they are famous in the first place and why they got their reality show, or why marrying Bruce Jenner was a thing, or Kim’s sex tape was a thing, is all a result of OJ’s love of stabbing people and Kim’s dad being a good lawyer.
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    America is stupid and they took full advantage of that stupidity. Good for for them but fuck them too for contributing to continuing the dumbing down of America.
     
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  42. TheoB

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    I think it plays a part but not too much. The average person didnt really care about the kardashian name once the trial was over, as far as celebrity mainstream popularity goes. What probably played a bigger part was being BFF with Paris Hilton, who was super popular at that time.
     
  43. 941Gator

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    She was already on tv, multiple times, prior to the sex tape and her tv show.
     
  44. Biship

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    She was Paris Hilton’s friend
     
  45. IanBoyd

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  50. Where Eagles Dare

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    Showing off her new butt implants