Official Lane Kiffin Twitter thread

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  1. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    His Twitter is so awesome



     
  2. TrustyPatches

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    He's so awesome
     
  3. Cornelius Suttree

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  4. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I used to hate lane when he was at Tennessee. I’m so glad I’ve grown up, team lane till I die
     
  5. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    I hope he stays at FAU for a while so he can continue his Twitter shananagins and be celebrated for it instead of fans bitching about him caring more about his Twitter than his football team.
     
  6. DriveByBBQ

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    Retweeted this a couple days ago...

     
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  7. THF

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    There are like 6 people who I get notifications on their tweets on my phone.

    Lane Kiffen is one of those six.
     
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  8. fsudan

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  9. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    This is great. Watching Thread now.
     
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  10. 2

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    devine, did you know that Lane was born in Lincoln, Nebraska?
     
  11. Cornelius Suttree

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    So was Craig Bohl. Wow the cradle of coaches IMO
     
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  12. a.tramp

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    Also, anytime Lane eats corn, it has previously been husked
     
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  13. 40wwttamgib

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    Over/under number of times he’s fucked her?
     
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  14. SuperCam

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    He would have roasted us to a pile of dust on there if Saban didn't ban him from everything while he was in ttown
     
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  15. TrustyPatches

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  16. 2

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  17. Cheshire Bridge

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    He told a 9 year old to turn up? Lane has found his calling where hee can be himself.
     
  18. Phi Mus Love Boones Farm

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    Bama loses the NC last year by firing him and then they don’t scored 30 on a decent team this year. Now Kiffin 8-0 in conference, toot toot chugs the LaneTrain
     
  19. THF

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  20. bigjrock

    bigjrock Pillsbury Geauxboy
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    Tennessee just needs to suck it up and take him back.
     
  21. ned's head

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    I need him at a big school. I'd even take one for the team at fsu just to watch the beautiful disaster
     
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  22. Daddy Rabbit

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    He would turn it down
     
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  23. THF

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    [​IMG]
     
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  24. Keef

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  25. ButchCassidy

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    no way a major program lets him tweet like this, please keep him at FAU, or some smaller school looking for good pub.
     
  26. THF

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    You should have seen him when they interviewed him on ESPN and he asked what his philosophy is for his players and twitter. He straight said, "Do as I say, not as I do..."

    I gotta give him credit. He is fantastic at it.
     
  27. TC

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    Can someone explain how this is an "owl sign"
     
  28. THF

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    Spoilered for size.

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  29. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    There's a lot going on here...
     
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  30. RalfBully

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    What's the rat poison reference he keeps saying
     
  31. THF

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    Quote from Saban talking about how the media hyping up how "great" the players were was poison, RAT poison to the team because it inflates their egos to the point the coaching staff has to remind them they are beatable.
     
  32. RalfBully

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    Oh sweet Jesus. It makes his tweets legendary.
     
  33. ned's head

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  34. bigjrock

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    FSU Twitter + Lane Twitter

    It just makes sense.
     
  35. devine

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    Well it was fun while it lasted boys. I’m out

     
  36. THF

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    Dude is the Michael Jordan of Twitter trolling.

     
  37. devine

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    This is hitting me hard. I’m not ready to talk about it please let me grieve
     
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  38. THF

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    Apparently someone ran into Lane at a bar in Boca recently. From Reddit.

    We saw him at Salt7 in boca after the game Saturday. My best friend walked up to him and said “Lane you’re my role model” he replied “certainly not a good one” and just kept sipping his drink, scouring the room for potential


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  39. UncleItchyBalls

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  40. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Kinda looks like Jason Segel in that pic
     
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  41. RalfBully

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    Is Eric Ainge for real? Is he 12? Holy fucking shit.
     
  42. 40wwttamgib

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    He’s so dreamy.
     
  43. George Costanza

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    HE IS NOT DESPERATE. HE IS NOT PATHETIC. His words, not mine.
     
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  44. Bruce Wayne

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    :roll:
     
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  45. 941Gator

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    So that is Ainge posting a text convo between him and Lane and and Lane in blue?


    devine gibbons wouldn't listen to me, but:

     
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  46. THF

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    Lane is in grey, the Blue was Ainge.
     
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  47. Keef

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    FAU - your favorite team's favorite team
     
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