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I said “proximate cause” which is accurate

 

Pogs and Alexis on the bench.

 

Nicely done

 

Valencia’s attacking play is dreadful.

 

Matic has been gold today.

 

Shaw was pretty bad

 

He gone.

Shaw, Darmian, Smalling, and Blind need to go. Carrick retiring, Zlatan leaving, and Fellaini likely not resigning. Should be a busy summer.

 

Awesome.

 

But L'Equipe reports they were both kept out of action and instead received treatment from the French medical staff.

It is suggested the injuries are not serious with Martial arriving at the French camp with a niggle.

 

Pogba has enough fitness to hit a running man on his instagram so

 

I assume this was already known but
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Also maybe Martial just went out and stood and watched?

and I guess juggling doesn't count as practice?

 

that's sexy.

 

I wasn't looking forward to spending $300 next August but here I am, Freakness is gonna look fire in the pink

 

Home & 3rd not doing it for me.

 

They’re also just a fans design...the pink as easier are a vast improvement from this year’s third and would be dope with the Argentina away kit rib/ab flare

 

Also watching a match from 2002 on YouTube and not sure which is worse these black and white kits or David James’ hair

 

Love the away and 3rd kits.

Home kit is trash imo.

 

The aways are the same colors as the Spurs away kits from last year. Basically every color scheme that looks good has been done before.

 

Zlatan heading to the MLS.

 

de Gea just snagged a sloppy cross out of the air and came up grimacing from his land

Pog and AM are both substitutes for France
Rash and Lingard got the start for the Three Lions

 

Pogba scored from a free-kick today.

 

They've also tweeted Mourinho told Dieder he doesn't plan on selling Pogba.....Lukaku has already opened his account today

 

Keeper could have at least faked giving a 1/10th of a fuck on the second one

 

United is going to hire a director of football.

About time.

 

Woodward will still handle all transfer activity from what I understand.

 

Fuck yes, Alexis.

 

Best this team has looked in a long time.

 

are those two games outside of the ICC?

 

I believe so. I think only big European clubs compete for the ICC.

 

IT'S DERBY DAY, CUNTS.

Spoiler

I'm scared.

 

Wasn't expecting Herrera to get the start.

 

I'm guessing 4-3-3

------Alexis - Lukaku - Lingard------
-------Pogba - Matic - Herrera-------
Young - Bailly - Smalling - Valencia

 

Smalling is fucking useless.

 

Should have sent him to La with Zlatan

 

Shambolic defending.

 

The effort is embarrassing. Need Ferguson to come down and manage the team.

 

Could be 4-5 easily. Played on the back foot the entire half.

 

Saw this...



And was all...




I'm think I'm ready to close the book on Mourinho.