*** Official Manchester United Thread: England's Most Successful Club***

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Det. Frank Bullitt, Nov 19, 2009.

  1. Señor Cockblock

    Señor Cockblock Eastside to the westside
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    Like I said, #humble.

    No, honestly I haven't been on the board much in recent months and didn't think to post about it.

    My brother is a ridiculously awesome and generous person and the last couple of years he's organized the Red Café VIP experience for us. This year is was the Liverpool game, last year it was the last game of the season against Crystal Palace (and Rooney's last).



    First stop was in Amsterdam for the Liam Gallagher concert of Thursday night, then we flew to Manchester on Friday.



    We stay at Hotel Football, because it's right across the road and they have a solid pub on the ground floor and a bigger club-ish style venue downstairs. The jewel is on the roof, where the have an astroturf pitch that is converted into a boozer on match day with an amazing view of the East Stand.



    The Red Café VIP gets you in early for a three course lunch and all the booze you want. There is constant entertainment, drawings, etc.. You are then lead to a section with the other VIP guests (there are different packages) in the Sir Alex Stand.



    It's a fucking incredible experience, especially when you're two for two in the win column. My brother has been to some incredible games, league, FA Cup, Champions League and England games. He's seen the Premier League trophy presentation at Old Trafford.

    We were talking about when he was at this game while we were boozing in the morning.



    Anyway, United supporter since 1991 when I used to watch my uncle's season in review VHS while my parents and family boozed during the holidays. Really caught the beginning of the wave and from '91-'97 lived and breathed all things United, before a little coverage break when we moved to the States, but thankfully Fox remedied that a few years later.

    If anyone has any logistical questions or any questions about how amazing Cantona was, I'd be happy to answer.
     
    #9951 Señor Cockblock, Jun 3, 2018
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  2. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
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    Laughed at the “Clemson sucks balls.”
     
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  3. Señor Cockblock

    Señor Cockblock Eastside to the westside
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    That's my 'proof of life' for the post.

    Also, I see your teams. I live in Portland now and went to the Oregon : WSU game last October as my introduction to Eugene.
     
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  4. IAHusk

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  5. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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    Fred has supposedly signed the paperwork....announcement maybe held up to make double announcement with Dalot
     
  6. IAHusk

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  7. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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  8. IAHusk

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    Came to post this. What a weird way to initially confirm a signing.
     
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  9. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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    maybe when they announce Bale they can just make a youtube of Giggs highlights :awesomeface:
     
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  10. IAHusk

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  11. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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    twitter is a weird place
     
  12. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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  13. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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    IAHusk any thoughts on this happening before Cup?
     
  14. IAHusk

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    What do you mean? I think Brazil's coach said he wanted his players to have their club situations sorted out prior so they can be completely focused on the World Cup.
     
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  15. TheFreak55

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    good, bad or doesn't matter....
     
  16. IAHusk

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    Probably a good thing. Means we are likely getting our first or second choice player.
     
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  17. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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    Do y’all expect Herrera and or Mata to be resigned
     
  18. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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  19. IAHusk

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  20. IAHusk

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  21. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    Getting our business done early is a great sign. These prices are reasonable too.
     
  22. Nelson

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    Great post. Those season review VHS tapes were also hmmm introduction to the club :beaver:
     
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  23. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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  24. TheFreak55

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    Also Kohler is our sleeve sponsor
     
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  25. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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  26. IAHusk

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    Of course he did.

     
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  27. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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  28. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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    Rashford has already bagged one today
     
  29. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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    not the goal but fancy footwork
     
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  30. TheFreak55

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    Like England, Rashford is RED
     
    #9980 TheFreak55, Jun 7, 2018
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  31. TheFreak55

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    uh Phil if you could get the fuck off the King's back that'd be great
     
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  32. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    Lol watching the video I was going to post these sentiments
     
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  33. Jim Brockmire

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    How bad are England at the back if they have Phil Jones in there?
     
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  34. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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  35. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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    August 5 Friendly in Allianz
     
  36. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    I saw that. I fully expect dual starting XI of youth squad players
     
  37. TheFreak55

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    So my avatar will play :ded:
     
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  38. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    You may actually get some minutes
     
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  39. TheFreak55

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    [​IMG]
     
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  40. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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    Rashford has picked up a nick. I only see doubtful for opener. Either way :ohdear:
     
  41. TheFreak55

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  42. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    Let him go then. Mourinho isn’t blameless but the player has to want to better himself and I don’t see that from him
     
  43. IAHusk

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  44. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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    looks like Freakness and I'll be going to Ireland/England in the middle of March
     
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  45. Nelson

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    Seeing it everywhere. 5 year deal. Incredible
     
  46. GumbyMan

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  47. IAHusk

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    Yeah that was bad.
     
  48. Sam Elliott

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    I'll take my United version of De Gea