***Official Miami Dolphins Thread pt 2 - We losing everybody***

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. Wu

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    Parker doesn’t have a future here. Amazing physical ability but always given half ass effort
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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    And soft as baby shit
     
  4. Sub-Zero

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    Parker may be my leader for biggest bust for the Dolphins relative to my expectations. Dion Jordan was obviously a higher pick but that was confusing from the start.
     
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    he can't quit us guys
     
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  8. Wu

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    Hell pay me that much and I’ll even compliment Todd fucking Haley if they want me to
     
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  10. Sterling A

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    LOL of course
     
  11. Wu

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    Broken middle finger is appropriate
     
  12. Sub-Zero

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    So how is that any different?

    (Anyone made that joke yet? Lots of people? Ok cool)
     
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  13. Jack Parkman

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    Goedert been killing it for philly through 2 games

    Gesicki better kill it
     
  14. three stacks

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  15. Wu

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    On a more positive note, it sounds like we may be getting the Robert Quinn of old
     
  16. CF3234

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    It’s mind boggling how bad this team has been at drafting.
     
  17. Wu

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    Would take him in a heartbeat provided we don’t get taken to the cleaners
     
  18. Sterling A

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    Get Teddy

    Cut Brock
     
  19. Sterling A

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    Apparently all former dolphins are bitches


    http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...e-ndamukong-suh-finds-their-run-defense-funny



    Ndamukong Suh mocks Dolphins' run defense in Instagram comment
    Now that Ndamukong Suh is with another team, he apparently finds the Dolphins' soft run defense funny.

    The five-time Pro Bowl defensive tackle posted a comment on an Instagram post from the NFL which showed a video of a 71-yard touchdown run by Carolina's Christian McCaffrey against Miami in an exhibition game Friday.

    "Right up the Gut lol," wrote Suh, who is now with the Los Angeles Rams.

    The comment may reflect lingering hard feelings by Suh, who was cut by the Dolphins in March when they decided they could no longer afford his huge contract. He ended up signing with the Rams on a one-year, $14 million contract.

    Suh never hit the heightened expectations that came with the six-year, $114.4 million contract he signed with the Dolphins in 2015. He has made just one Pro Bowl over the past three seasons and has not totaled more than six sacks in a season.


    He has never won a playoff game, and last season in Miami the Dolphins finished 29th in run defense and 26th in sacks and finished 6-10. Suh had 4.5 sacks and 48 tackles in 2017.
     
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  22. Jigga

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    We’re so bad
     
  23. Jack Parkman

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    Lippett and Isiah Ford 2 of the cuts so far
     
  24. Jack Parkman

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    Another great pick sigh



    Caroo cut too
     
  25. danny2430

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    Caroo has to be the worst 3rd round pick of all time
     
  26. CF3234

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    Feels like any time we trade up for someone, it blows up in our face.
     
  27. Wu

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    Ted Ginn
    Leonte Caroo

    Devante Parker not much longer for this world
     
  28. tylerdolphin

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    Keeping 3 QBs when the third guy isn't someone with long term potential is pretty stupid and it looks like that's what they are gonna do.
     
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  29. danny2430

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    We are cutting multiple guys who’ve looked good and are probably getting claimed too
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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  31. Jigga

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    Field is gonna be shit for Sunday
     
  32. Sterling A

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    Our drafting has to be the worst in the league the last decade. So pathetic

     
  33. Jack Parkman

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    Denver makes us look like the patriots
     
  34. Sterling A

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    Broncos have been horrendous but I would still take their drafting over us in the last decade tbh

    Demaryius Thomas, Von Miller (although pretty obvious pick), Malik Jackson in the 5th, Julius Thomas in the 4th, Eric Decker in the 3rd, Robert Ayers, Eddie Royal, Peyton Hillis in the 7th

    I don't even want to go back over the last 10 years of Miami draft picks and be depressed for an hour
     
  35. Jack Parkman

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    Id say their last 5 drafts or so is the worst in the league, but ours isn’t much better
     
  36. Wu

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    Well always have wake from the cfl
     
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  38. Sterling A

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    Miami Dolphins 2018 predictions: Post staff expects struggles

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    JASON LIESER

    Eight months of listening to the Dolphins’ persistent optimism put a dent in my initial thought that this season would be a total wreck. That said, it’s hard to believe that every question mark will turn Miami’s way.

    It might take more than one season for Adam Gase’s vision to materialize. Ryan Tannehill was at his best in 2016, but he needs to return even better than that for the Dolphins to have a chance.


    They could be afloat midway through the year, but they close with five straight games against 2017 playoff teams. A 5-11 season sounds about right, and that’s going to leave the organization facing tough decisions in January.

    Bottom line: 5-11

    JOE SCHAD

    The return of Ryan Tannehill is inspiring. As in, Tannehill is far more inspiring than Jay Cutler.

    But the Dolphins are tasked to find a way to be better without Pro Bowlers Ndamukong Suh, Mike Pouncey and Jarvis Landry. Not easy.

    Miami has a chance to win eight or nine games, if

    - Kenyan Drake emerges as a star

    - DeVante Parker discovers health and breaks out amid lowered expectations

    - penalty woes are cured, more turnovers are created and a heavy dose of good luck follows a 2017 that contained nothing but bad.

    Gase feels he has more of the the kind of players he wants: professional, emotionally mature and committed. But is there enough talent?

    Bottom line: 6-10

    HAL HABIB

    The Dolphins’ hopes are built around the notion that this team is better than its individual parts. I traditionally don’t read much into the preseason, but so many red flags are flying that I’m now questioning that approach.

    Offensively, I wonder about the line, penalties and whether drives can be sustained.

    Defensively, you have to feel good about their ends and talent in the secondary, although the recent shuffling to cover inefficiencies at corner give me pause. Do they have enough at tackle and linebacker? What? More pesky questions?

    Here’s one other: Whether Adam Gase calling plays is the best way to go. He gets a pass last year, but he’s no longer handcuffed at QB. So it’s time to get off the steady diet of 5-yard passes and put it on playmakers to make plays.

    Bottom line: 5-11

    TOM D’ANGELO

    The Dolphins did not give us much to be excited about through the first three preseason games. The first-team offense scored one touchdown and the defense could not stop the run. Other than that ...

    This offseason, Miami suffered key losses on both sides of the ball, and while these may have been necessary for the future, a step back is inevitable.

    To exceed the lowly expectation — ESPN has the Dolphins last in the NFL in its power rankings — Miami needs to take advantage of playing four games against the Jets and Bills. Still, the last two months is daunting with out-of-division games against Houston, Green Bay, Indianapolis, Minneapolis and Jacksonville, all on the road except the Jags. It all adds up to...

    Bottom line: 5-11
     
  39. Wu

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    Hard to imagine there’s any way Gase keeps his job

    And around and around we go
     
  40. LeonardWashington

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    We have no shot until we get a front office that can draft. IMO we have the worst combo in the league in Grier and Tannenbaum (who tf actually has final say?), but I have no confidence Ross will get rid of either of them. I don't know that those two would be hired anywhere in the league, but are running the show in Miami...
     
  41. danny2430

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    How those fucks even have jobs are so beyond me, just years and years of awful roster management
     
  42. Sterling A

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  43. Sterling A

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    Great start so far. Only down 3 and titans about to score again
     
  44. Sterling A

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    DAMN what a goal line stand! I got to give them credit
     
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    Rookie HC mistake. Take the points
     
  46. Sterling A

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    Agreed, wasnt even at the 1. Kick the FG
     
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  47. Sterling A

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    I hate to be too much of a sunshine pumper but Tannehill looks really good so far
     
  48. Sterling A

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    98 yard drive! Tannehill and gore yes!
     
  49. Wu

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    Well alright then