***Official Miami Dolphins Thread pt 2 - Titanic***

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  1. danny2430

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    “A new hope” is about 7 months too early

    Maybe come April
     
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  2. Jack Parkman

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  3. Jigga

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    It’s like you haven’t seen this movie before.

    We’re gonna go 7-9. Pick 14th and sign overpaid over the hill FA with our cap space
     
  4. Jack Parkman

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    If Flores goes 7-9 with this roster he is the next Lombardi
     
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  5. Wu

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    Fitzmagic alone is good for at least 2 but no more than 3 wins
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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    I don’t think so, he doesn’t have mike Evans to throw it deep to anymore

    He has devante parker
     
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  7. Wu

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    That’s a very good point

    Thank goodness
     
  8. Jack Parkman

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    Was at this game. Poured before the game and then was blazing hot all day, just like Marino’s arm that day

     
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  9. Jack Parkman

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    Armando’s Twitter avi

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    Armando IRL

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  10. Wu

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    Honestly looks like he has cancer
     
  11. Jack Parkman

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  13. Jigga

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  14. Jack Parkman

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    My body is ready for 16 games of this
     
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  15. LeonardWashington

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    Well.... the plan worked :roll:
     
  16. tylerdolphin

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    7-9

    :roll:

    Tua is ours
     
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  17. Jigga

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    I have been on team lose them all since the beginning.

    I’m just used to being disappointed
     
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  18. tylerdolphin

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    I can't stop laughing lol
     
  19. Wu

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    A good ffb waiver strategy will be who goes against the Phins defense
     
  20. ATXCane03

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    Had a chance to pick up Hollywood Brown yesterday but he was listed as questionable. Stupid me.
     
  21. tylerdolphin

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    How does a ball float that long on a 5 yard TD pass and nobody is there except the receiver

    :laugh:
     
  22. NothingIsOT

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    The ravens have owned us since like that 2003ish playoff. Have we even beat them since?
     
  23. Jack Parkman

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    Don’t even care

    Happy to be 0-1
     
  24. Jigga

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    That loss should count for 4
     
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  25. danny2430

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    0-16 is going to happen
     
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  26. Jack Parkman

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    Only question is what do we do with #1 and all these picks

    Go Tua(if he comes out) or fill out all our other needs and then shoot for Lawrence next year?
     
  27. danny2430

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    You get a qb and build around him

    I prefer Lawrence but I think the tanking competition for him is going to be fierce
     
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  28. Jack Parkman

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    Just worried because Tua isn’t the biggest guy so afraid he gets pat white’d behind this line
     
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  29. danny2430

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    Yeah but you draft a few pieces to start building something decent, and you might miss on Lawrence

    We really miss-timed the tank job by one year
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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    Sad reality is had we listened to that moron Ross we would have had Lamar Jackson starting for us today
     
  31. Wu

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    If we go 0-16, what does Mercury Morris do?
     
  32. tylerdolphin

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    You don't pass on Tua if you need a QB. People talking about just getting the #1 pick again the next year like it's just that easy and not subject to 10 million variables are insane.
     
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  33. Sub-Zero

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    This year is going g to prove how colossally stupid tanking in the NFL is. We can have the best draft for 2 years and still work our way to an 8 win team becuase the NFL doesn't work by loading up on rookies. We will basically have a college team next year.

    You can't deplete your talent to the level we have since Gase got rid of anyone remotely good and then that around with a season of tanking evne further.
     
  34. Jack Parkman

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    Are we forgetting the massive amount of cap space we will have?
     
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  36. tylerdolphin

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    I'd argue the exact opposite and say the NFL is built for quick turnarounds with good management. Not necessarily what we saw today to Superbowl in a year, but if this staff makes smart decisions we can absolutely play our way out of the first overall pick race next year.
     
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  37. Sub-Zero

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    No. But it's not like the entire NFL is available. I think we will turnaround to average at best.
     
  38. Sub-Zero

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    Yes but THIS bad. It's one thing to turnaround some decent pieces and add some good players. It's another to be historically bad.
     
  39. Jack Parkman

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    But making good signings plus smart draft picks can turn around a franchise rather quickly

    Of course we haven’t made smart draft picks in a long long time but I’ll allow this front office time to prove themselves
     
  40. Flintheart Glomgold

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    You guys are going to be real bummed when we draft Tua and then sit him all year until we have a competent line
     
  41. ATXCane03

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    LOL at hack Barry Jackson whining on Twitter.
     
  42. strike

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    Whatever year we went 1-15 and Camarillo beat them in OT.

    Edit: 2007.
     
  43. Jigga

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    How many of our starters would start on other teams?

    2? Maybe 3?

    Add on that I’m sure some of our players wouldn’t even get jobs elsewhere.

    This is going to be a long process
     
  44. tylerdolphin

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    There are guys over at Finheaven that are still in denial that this team is that bad. Some dannyboycane level spin.
     
  45. Sub-Zero

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    Other problem. Making your team this bad and unattractive isn't exactly going to appeal to all those sexy free agents with all that cap space

    Maybe Antonio Brown
     
  46. Jack Parkman

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    Miami as a city will always be an attentive spot for free agents if we are offering equal contracts to guys

    We just can’t be signing bums expecting them to start and they don’t even make it out of training camp
     
  47. Flintheart Glomgold

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    We’ve been shitty before and have had no problem getting high priced free agents to come here
     
  48. Wu

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    1. Miami
    2. No state income tax
     
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  49. NothingIsOT

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    Stripper capital of the US.
     
  50. LeonardWashington

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    Most interesting to me is how Flores responds. I am not into hiring BB assistants, they always seem to flame out... and after seeing their defense not skip a beat at all, reinforces some thoughts that their D is all BB as it always has been. We suck, but if Flores can't get them to respond at all and at least compete... not a great sign. This is going to be a long year, but hopefully he can get them to at least buy in and play hard for him.