**OFFICIAL: Miami Marlins Thread: Now you are free JT**

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    looks like we lost the last one.




    fredi's seat has got to be hotter than mount codys armpits after that giants series
     
  2. bags

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    Thank God for the Braves :facepalm:
     
  3. three stacks

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    :tebow:
     
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    The last series just killed me, but we faced 3 really good pitchers in Lincecum, Cain, and Zito. We need relievers that aren't gonna fuck us in the ass after our starters do well.
     
  5. CF3234

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    Stanton hit a 500 foot homer yesterday!!!
     
  6. ChileanNole

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    I'm here

    Sucks.
     
  7. Jack Parkman

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    Fucking kid has been insane this year
     
  8. danny2430

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    BREAKING NEWS: our bullpen sucks really bad


    Miami, Florida - Marlins Owner Loria and Team President Dave Sampson caught at the downtown homeless shelter looking for a new setup man

    Reports show Pinto has contracted Aids, possibly from any righty hitter he's faced this season
     
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    :golfclap:
     
  10. danny2430

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    looks like carrol is getting start tonight vs rigty


    hope he does good....but if he hits well....that means stanton will stay down
     
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    good win tonight
     
  12. Dickbutt

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    The Braves are 2-8 vs. the NL East. I challenge the Marlins to do worse.
     
  13. danny2430

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    is there any reason why fucking pinto is still a major leaguer besides freddy gonzalez being a fucktard?


    livan is gonna own us tommorrow
     
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    Livan is gonna rape us.
     
  15. bags

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    i think they pay him in gas station burritos
     
  16. danny2430

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    he's making 1.075 MIL......
     
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    Maybin got hurt getting a flyball to the warning track at Wrigley

    FFFFUUUUUU
     
  18. danny2430

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    i dont see how this is bad

    the crack addict is hitting like what......240?
     
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    The only way this ends well is if a certain Jax Sun is called up
     
  20. canefan561

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    This

    Player of the month in AA...
     
  21. CF3234

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    And the cubs continue to be our bitch
     
  22. Jigga

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    Less than a month away
     
  23. Ranch Wilder

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    So Stanton plays Right, Cody plays Center and Cogs plays Left?
     
  24. CF3234

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    yup. The wild card is that Ross or uggla are dealt for a reliever
     
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    bump for the game tonight, and the win last night
     
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    YEAH COGHLAN
     
  27. Jigga

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    And his name is.......Dan Uggla!!!!!
     
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    goddamn hitting the ball like beasts tonight.

    we always pick it up this time of year too
     
  29. Jack Parkman

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    fuck da mets
     
  30. Fusiontegra

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    :golfclap: for new thread title
     
  31. three stacks

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  32. Jack Parkman

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    lol maine just opened the game with 12 straight balls. Bases loaded no outs for cantu
     
  33. Jack Parkman

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    BIG HIT MAYBIN!!!
     
  34. Jack Parkman

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    3 RBI's for my boy maybin tonight
     
  35. Ranch Wilder

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    Meh. Every blind squirrel finds a nut now and again
     
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    Why are you hating on Maybin? He's shown a lot of improvement lately
     
  37. Jack Parkman

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    Marlins spanking that those faggot mets right now
     
  38. three stacks

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    and all is right in the world
     
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    We've started playing well. Hopefully this carries into June and I can see a good game between the Marlins and Rays
     
  40. three stacks

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    how i hate those fucks. i'll be back in the states soon, so i'll finally be able to catch some games :woot:
     
  41. Stylee

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    C'mon marleeeens, sweep these fucks
     
  42. Stylee

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    Starvin' Marvin with 2 more RBI's

    :ohnoes:
     
  43. Jack Parkman

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    MAYBIN AGAIN!
     
  44. Jigga

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    God damn you Gibbons. I couldn't let myself get excitied over Maybins at bat cause of you.
     
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    He is stepping the fuck up lately
     
  46. danny2430

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    and the mets get insult to injury hahaha


    this series just makes a marlins fan grin ear to ear
     
  47. Stylee

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    Gibbons all like fap fap fap


    I'm still picking feathers out of my mouth
     
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    A bunch of Canes/Marlins fans on here do not like Maybin, but I feel like he is raw but can be a solid OF hitting in the high 200's/low 300's if he gets discipline at the plate
     
  49. Stylee

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    This is lovely.. I hope you guys are watching this
     
  50. Jigga

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    Fuck the Mets