Official Middle East/ISIS thread: Tehran up another part of the Middle East

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  1. enjj

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  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    Military Ransom?

    So rich people can get out of it?
     
  3. JGator1

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    From the regime's perspective it's better to have rich Syrians pay the state to get outta military service(badly need money even though Syrian currency is basically useless elsewhere) as opposed to bribing a corrupt military officer who will lie and say that person is serving. And yeah just like in our civil war you can buy your way out of military service.

    Heres the memo thought I posted it before. The "FSA" twitter account makes it seems worse than it actually is, only involves refugees in Latakia province.
     
  4. Can I Spliff it

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    Kinda odd. I wonder what's Denmark's point here.
     
  5. RoyalShocker

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  6. Jax Teller

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    The US would probably do that as well. They consider you a mercenary if you do something like that.
     
  7. JGator1

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    "Reporter" who is essentially a mouthpiece for Al-Qaeda successfully left Aleppo, unsurprising that most/all of the people who tweeted final messages are still alive and have left
     
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  8. Illinihockey

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    Isis burned two Turkish soldiers alive today
     
  9. southlick

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  10. Frank Martin

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    It's pretty obvious you can't allow your citizens to join foreign armies like that.
     
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  11. Chicago Seminole

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    A Miltary plane en route to syria with 92 russians crashed into the black sea.
     
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  13. Sir Phobos

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    not terribly surprised there. would be curious how much on the up-and-up the government's campaign is or if they do a whole lot of questionable shit to cleanse Boko Haram from an area.
     
  14. JGator1

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    this fucking guy
    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Well, kinda. Just depends how you classify who are the terrorists.
     
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    :smug:
     
  17. WhiskeyDelta

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    Thread is less informative when my work computer blocks twitter
     
  18. Mitch Cumstein

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    my router routinely kicks me off, so sometimes I look at this thread and think "why can't these fuckers post links that work?! jeez." Followed by a, "ah fuck, stupid inferior linksys."
     
  19. JGator1

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    Turkey's bought oil from ISIS and supported Nusra among others. He's completely full of shit as usual.
     
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  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    I misread the leader, I read it as Assad for some reason.
     
  21. theregionsitter

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    I'm so ready for the US to be done with "over throwing dictators"
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Well, hold on to you butts.

    We're going to invade Iran w/in 18 months. I'm sure it will work out great.
     
  23. theregionsitter

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    We will spend all the money, Europe gets all the refugees

    Sad!
     
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    It's like, maybe we can let Russia fuck around in the middle east for the next 5 decades and waste a shit ton of money.

    They learned their lesson for a bit after Afghanistan.....it seems we'll never learn ours.
     
  25. RoyalShocker

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    Vietnam and Korea were much more brutal lessons that we ignored :(

    The best lesson of all was Desert Storm. Someone raises hands against you? Beat them nearly to death with a baseball bat and don't waste your time trying to nurse them back to health.
     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    We straight dominated Desert Storm. If Iran invaded a country, I'd be all for repeating that. No troops on the ground, take out their radar then just unmercifully rape their entire military infrastructure.

    But that wasn't good enough for lil bush. :facepalm:
     
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  28. THF

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    Not disputing this but more of a sincere question. Why do you think we are headed in this direction?
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    Our 2nd in command in the state Dept has said this was his desired path
     
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  30. theregionsitter

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    I doubt we invade Iran, they really aren't the current problem it's safalist extremism

    Wait why should I believe that this administration knows anything
     
  31. Illinihockey

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    General mattis has said time and time again how Iran is the USA's biggest enemy.
     
  32. Lyrtch

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    not to mention Flynn basically wants to wage a holy war against every Muslim in the world
     
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  33. JGator1

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    Letting Sunni extremists turn against Shia Iran would be beneficial to the US. Iran supported Sunni extremists against the occupation so it would be great to see it turned around. The Middle East is such a clusterfuck no one wins.
     
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  35. Wicket

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    i actually have been to that club, pretty big place, can house way way more than 600
     
  36. Illinihockey

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    Question for military guys in here. Aren't most IED's remotely detonated by cell phone? If so, are there not devices that are able to kill cell signals over short distances?
     
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    After Humvees/MRAPs started riding around with better and better jammers (red/green system?), they moved back to old-school wire and/or pressure activated detonators.
     
  38. Aaron Hernandez

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    That would suck if you were assigned a suicide attack against another Sunni jihad group. That can't be very glamorous.
     
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    Mosul definitely is a long slog now
     
  40. JGator1

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    Years to build up defenses, urban fighting, and we don't want to turn it into Ramadi or Fallujah where 80% of all buildings were destroyed.
     
  41. Sir Phobos

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    I'm guessing since the indoctrination is basically "anyone that isn't us are infidels" the delusions of grandeur stick pretty well.
     
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  42. JGator1

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  43. Voodoo

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    Kuznetsov is probably running out of gas lmbo
     
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  44. JGator1

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    Anyone wanna make plans to visit Aleppo?
     
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  45. JGator1

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  46. TC

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    Is....that a plane being blasted out of the sky?
     
  47. JGator1

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    Did you read the tweet? No it's just a random guy in Aleppo attempting to take a picture of a civilian airliner.