*** Official MMA Thread II ***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Krieger, Apr 24, 2016.

  1. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    This is probably not going to be a popular opinion, but Ben Askren is going to get embarrassed.
     
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  2. Jake Scott

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    I really have no idea what to think here.
     
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  3. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Is askren really that shitty of a boxer?
     
  4. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Also.. I hate watching boxing. The massive gloves annoy me. Shit is so boring.
     
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  5. GGCD

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    I was prepared to bet a sizeable amount of money on Jake Paul this morning until I saw that he's the favorite (which he should be).

    Askren is 36 years old, he's got bad hips, a bad back, and he's coming off of surgery in the last couple months.

    Oh, and he's a wrestler and can't strike for shit.

    Jake Paul is going to make him look very, very bad.
     
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  6. bertwing

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    He’s more of a ground game/wrestler from what I remember and was pretty shitty on his feet


    Another :meh: opponent
     
  7. Jake Scott

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    This is perfect for Paul and I'm sure he's paying Ben a ton of money to fight him.

    I'd like to see Paul fight literally anyone else from the UFC after this. Though I doubt he's that stupid.
     
  8. Jake Scott

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    Yea, I'd say so.
     
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  10. zachary

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    i hate to say it but askren is going to get his ass beat. he can’t box to save his life and paul (fuck him) has trained with legit trainers for several years now
     
  11. dblplay1212

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    :facepalm:
     
  12. dblplay1212

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    Fight, not box.
     
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  13. Jake Scott

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    He's not nearly as stupid as he looks. He would NEVER fight anyone.
     
  14. Jake Scott

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    Just remembered that Paige Vanzant fights in bare knuckle in a couple weeks iirc

    I am still confused on that. Why? Did she really not get any offers from anyone else? Bellator will sign anybody.
     
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  15. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Bare Knuckle gave her $1,000,000
     
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  16. Jake Scott

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    How? Aren’t they the ones who haven’t paid fighters in the past?
     
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  17. GGCD

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    I got Jake Paul at -150 right after the fight was announced.

    Jake Paul is now at -245 and climbing.

    Should have bet a lot more than I did.
     
  18. Jake Scott

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    They need a show

     
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  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    What's going on with next week's fight night? We are a week out and they've only announced one fight as far as I can tell. :idk:
     
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  20. Lando Donovan

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    Card is announced. Pretty solid top to bottom.
     
  21. zachary

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    is Jorge afraid of Colby?
     
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    :roll:

    put Khabib and DC anywhere and I’d watch them.

    Khabib js just so delightful
     
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  26. mp_22

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    Khabib might be hated but dude is awesome
     
  27. COVIDiskilingme79

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    As long as you don't mind Khabib justifying random acts of terrorism such as the French teacher being beheaded in the name of Allah, I guess he's awesome.
     
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  28. Roy

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    What?
     
  29. SuperCam

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    Paige Vanzant is doing a bare knuckle fight tonight :doge:
     
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  30. Jake Scott

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  31. Handcuffed

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    she is the betting favorite last i looked
     
  32. Homo Erectus

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    She could make a lot more money with an onlyfans. Her looks are her marketable skill. Do the smart thing and show off the goods.
     
  33. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Well she was gang raped so I think she would rather be punched in the face than doing sex work
     
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    https://tenor.com/Iqtt.gif
     
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  35. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    say whattttt
     
  36. COVIDiskilingme79

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  37. Jeffrey Lebowski

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  38. LetItSoak

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  39. Homo Erectus

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    Did not know that..:embarrassed:
     
  40. blotter

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    just finished.. guy still has a granite chin.

    one round brawl, hope he got paid for those two minutes
     
  41. COVIDiskilingme79

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    War Paige I guess. Idk.
     
  42. COVIDiskilingme79

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    That was predictable. PVZ with no head movement and lackluster boxing.

    I'm sure she's glad she got her $250k though.
     
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  44. Jake Scott

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    Stamann/Asker pulled from the card.
     
  45. Eric The Viking

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    Funny, when it’s a matchup between two guys I’ve never heard of, I typically just look to see who has the most fucked up ears, when I pick my winners.
     
  46. —

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    I parlayed Valiev/Smith/Johnson. Also took Choi, Marques, and Edgar.
     
  47. Jake Scott

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    Rough night for DC?
     
  48. NP13

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    man, that eye swelled up
     
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    I think the correct reaction to that eye is "magooooo"