OFFICIAL NBA THREAD

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  1. b7

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    Today’s lottery simulation:

    Sacramento
    Detroit
    Okc
    Portland
     
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  2. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I found myself rooting for Phoenix just because dump was annoying me.

    Then I saw the Chris Paul Brunson play and it reminded me how much of a fucking joke CP3 is. Will always root against him for his cynical manipulation of the game. I know he's not the only one but he takes it to absurd extremes. Can't fucking stand that shit.
     
  3. hood b. goode

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  4. poor paul

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    big yikes from Luka on defense

     
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  5. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    I mean that first clip is like Harden on a random Tuesday night in December stuff. Luka has 8 inches on Chris Paul. That's embarrassing
     
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  6. dump

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    come and say that to my face you pussy ass bitch
     
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  7. hood b. goode

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    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I’m not sure any player has ever been as talented and disliked by so many fans, despite having never won anything. He’s unequivocally one of the best PGs in league history and still incredibly maddening to watch at least half the time.
     
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  9. LuPoor

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    I am fine with all of Chris Paul's shenanigans. It is simply the most maddening form his peerless ability to dictate a game takes
     
  10. Celemo

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    loved NOH Paul
    hated LAC Paul
    indifferent on HOU/OKC Paul
    coming back around on PHO Paul
     
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  11. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Dump it's just a basketball game. Seems a bit harsh to cut off buddies over a basketball game.
     
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  12. Joe Withabee

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    I’ll cut your buddies off you son of a bitch
     
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  13. MG2

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  14. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    It's funny because he looks like a robot, right?
     
  15. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    tHe SuNs CaN’t ShOoT oVeR 50% fOrEvEr

    counterpoint:
     
  16. MG2

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    lol (from Amick)...

    • I’m starting to wonder if the Lakers might not trade Russell Westbrook this summer after all. And no, not just because Oram made a compelling argument on Monday as to why they should think twice about it.

    When the decision was made to fire Vogel, sources say his handling of Westbrook and the inability to find a way to make him a more productive part of the program were among the factors that played a big part. There was a strong sense that it was on Vogel to make the Westbrook experiment work, and the fact that it didn’t led to questions about whether Westbrook had been put in a position to succeed. That sure smells like the hope of a Russ revival to me.

    And how’s this for a tidbit to tie this thread up: Phil Jackson is known to have been a fan of Westbrook’s throughout his career. Sources say Phil Jackson has no interest in taking on this coaching job (or any other) himself — let’s just stop that rumor right here — but his view of Westbrook is relevant. As we’ve established, Jackson’s voice matters again.
     
  17. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    It was Vogel's fault that the guy who nuked their cap, can't shoot, and doesn't play defense couldn't play with LeBron
     
  18. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode B I O I N B I O
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    His game is aging like wine. Father time has his hands full with 2 dudes - Lebron and CP3. I think he attributed his longevity to his vegan diet

    you gotta marvel at how a 37 year old 6'0 guard came in, installed a winning culture and is playing some of the best ball of his career. James harden is nosediving at 32 [​IMG]
     
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  19. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    :pffft::pffft::pffft:
     
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  20. Josey Wales

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    Man looks 35 and out of shape. Only thing I can figure is maybe the last two short off seasons stopped his hamstring from healing.
     
  21. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    His actual game is and always has been a thing to marvel. And I get, like Draymond, all the other little shit that makes non-Phoenix fans crazy, is part of that game now...it's just as equally unenjoyable to watch as his Point God game is enjoyable.
     
  22. MG2

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    Patrick Beverley, on some level, probably has to have his personality and shtick in order to play the role he's played for as long as he's played it. Draymond probably needs to be some version of this over the top personality to create the career he's made for himself. There are a bunch of other examples of guys like that who do the extra bullshit as secondary players on good teams.

    Chris Paul has never needed to do the extra shit he's always done to be Chris Paul, yet he's done this stuff his entire career. That's what makes it so annoying to me. He's probably one of the five best PGs of all time. He's one of the 8-10 best players of the last 20 years. And yet he still feels the need to kick/hit people in the balls, flail around any time someone is in his vicinity, flop constantly, call for techs when people's shirts are untucked, etc. It's very frustrating to watch, in part because it feels beneath someone of his of status to do for almost two decades.
     
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  23. hood b. goode

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    There was just no way harden was going to age wellr u srs rite now
    24 hour benders in Vegas... red-eye flights back to Houston on game day.... And a ton of minutes played.

    Maybe he bounces back next year

    Cant dispute cp3 is an all time dickhead. The time where he called out a opposing player for having an untucked jersey in OKC and used it to generate a game-winning possession made me laugh:pffft:Its almost admirable
    idk any other HOFers who wouldve come up with that strategy on the fly
     
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  24. Gaknight

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  25. MG2

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    His boy LeBron pretty much invented this style of offense.
     
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  26. GrizzliesDrew

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    So, so, so…So we’re just suspending players for recklessly causing injuries on the court now!?! Is that what the league has come to?!?

    [​IMG]
     
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  27. NCHusker

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    Ryan is a pretty big whiner.
     
  28. dump

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    I am still friends with devine
     
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  29. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    But I hope hood b. goode makes it down to Mexico and gets kidnapped by a cartel
     
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  30. LuPoor

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    Someone put dump on a timeout
     
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  31. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    classic living martyr situation
     
  32. beerleagueman

    beerleagueman Well-Known Member

    He is the worst , hope he retires
     
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  33. ATX305

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    Here for the chaos when New York trades for Westbrook and Duncan Robinson this summer
     
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  34. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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  35. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    I'm waiting for Kyrie to reveal that he experienced "ego death" on an ayahuasca trip in a rainforest. His ego and delusion is just unparalleled
     
  36. MG2

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    I cannot think of a more perfect quote that sums up everything about Kyrie Irving than "life of a martyr, bro". It hits every marker that needs to be hit in only five words.
     
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  37. duc15

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    Bomani calling him a contrarian without a cause was the perfect description
     
  38. MG2

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    True, but this is actually said by Kyrie.
     
  39. Mister Me Too

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    :yaoface:

    The Knicks don’t chase after high paid role players, they chase high paid washed up/casted out stars, Westbrook, Golbert and given how he looked this season Harden.
     
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  40. MG2

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    They chase high paid washed up/casted out stars while overpaying their own role players.
     
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  41. beerleagueman

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    Mavs fan: ‘100 yard stare’
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  42. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Yeah but, like, you’d really be doing us a solid.
     
  43. PeterGriffin

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  44. Celemo

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    I need today's simulation please and thank you in advance
     
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  45. hood b. goode

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  46. b7

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    I had it on my list and I forgot since I got busy betting horses, my bad, great reminder.

    With out further ado- Todays lotto simulation:

    pretty freaking boring today

    1 - Pistons
    2 - Houston
    3 - pacers
    4 - magic.
     
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  47. LuPoor

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    Booo this one fucking sucks
     
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  48. MG2

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    I would like for you to be in the room as the Detroit representative when the lottery is done if these daily sims are any indication.
     
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  49. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Hey LuPoor how likely is it that OKC makes a Dort trade this offseason iyo? Nuggs fans are obsessed with the idea atm
     
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