OFFICIAL NBA THREAD

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  1. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's dad
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  2. Nandor the Relentless

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    Golden State really exposed Jaren Jackson's complete inability to grab a defensive rebound. He played 38 minutes last night and somehow managed to only grab 4 defensive rebounds. Motherfucker is 6'11, 242 lbs., and an athletic freak. Kyle Anderson and Melton combined for just 21 minutes and got five rebounds! Literally the only two players on the court last night that had a worse rebounds per 36 minute rate than JJJ was Dillon Brooks (and only because he got the same # of boards in one more minute played) and Ziare Williams. If you just count Kevon Looney's offensive rebounds, he had damn next 3x the # of total rebounds that Jackson had.

    Man has been in the league for 4* years and has made two trips to the playoffs. Not once in either the regular season or the playoffs has he managed to average more than 4.6 defensive rebounds per game. His best effort per 36, not counting last year when he only played 11 games since that is such a small sample size, was this year at 5.7 with a 16.9% defensive rebound rate. That per 36 stat ranks just 73rd overall and that defensive rebound rate ranked just 59th for all qualified players and just 18th for PFs. James Harden, DeAnthony Melton, and Danilo Gallinari had better defensive rebound %s than JJJ

    At some point he has to get it through his head that you have to grab a rebound, not just try to block everything.

    *If you are including last year when he only played 11 regular-season games
     
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  3. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    “Some of y’all don’t listen to 50 and it shows”
     
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  4. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    tldr
     
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  5. RSK

    RSK Well-Known Member
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    Oh god we have warriors fans on this forum?
     
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  6. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    We have several
     
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  7. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    ZeroPointZero is the biggest warriors fan here
     
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  8. RSK

    RSK Well-Known Member
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    Great. Looking forward to hearing more about how much they've suffered since their last championship. And maybe we can settle the discussion to see who had it worse recently them or lakers fans.
     
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  9. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    Wasn’t being serious, I’m a nerdy white guy. But that line in that song does come to my mind anytime I see ‘hollows’ mentioned.
     
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  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    I see no misery from this guy, only joy

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  11. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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    Breaking news…Jaren Jackson Jr. isn’t a good rebounder.
     
  12. mc415

    mc415 Well-Known Member
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    Edgy!!!
     
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  13. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I'm more of a Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz kind of guy
     
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  14. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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  15. Imurhuckleberry

    Imurhuckleberry Avid spectator of windmill warriors
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    Back from Cancun already? How was it?
     
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  16. jimmy butler stan account

    jimmy butler stan account mpl92, bad (or sick) guy!
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    I got the Bucks and Mavs today.

    Who y’all got?
     
  17. Imurhuckleberry

    Imurhuckleberry Avid spectator of windmill warriors
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    My money says Bucks Suns though I’m rooting for bucks Dallas.
     
  18. b7

    b7 Well-Known Member
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    We are getting closer to the actual lotto but for today our simulation will have to work:

    1 - Blazers
    2 - Pacers
    3 - Pistons
    4 - Spurs
     
  19. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Dr. Mantis Toboggan Well-Known Member
    Florida State SeminolesBoston Red SoxOrlando MagicNew England PatriotsBoston Bruins

    I will not be thanking you today.
     
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  20. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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    I very highly doubt you get 2 road team game 7 winners
     
  21. jimmy butler stan account

    jimmy butler stan account mpl92, bad (or sick) guy!
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    Texas LonghornsMiami Dolphins

    Suns have the better squad, but I’m going with the best player + I don’t trust CP3 in game 7s.

    And I can’t stand that mfer.
     
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  22. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    Head says Celtics, heart and rest of my being says Bucks.
     
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  23. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero RIP #24
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    The way the season has gone for me it’ll be Celtics/Suns not only today but in the finals
     
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  24. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    Congrats to our Magic fans on this board

     
  25. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    Seriously what a gruesome human being he is and I’d be cool if he never got healthy again, feel for his teammates and fans of the magic
     
  26. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  27. beerleagueman

    beerleagueman Well-Known Member

    rooting for the Bucks but just feel like they won’t win in Boston again ….needed to close in 6
     
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  28. The Goat

    The Goat Well-Known Member
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    Suns and Bucks.
     
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  29. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    It’s gonna be Dallas / Boston and we will get a jubilant Bill and Despondent Ryen
     
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  30. FTK

    FTK Well-Known Member
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    If Bud plays the corpse of George hill over jevon carter again we riot devine .

    spoiler alert: he most definitely will
     
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  31. LuPoor

    LuPoor Revenge bedtime procrastinator
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    Suns in 4 + 3
     
  32. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Bud is killing me
     
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  33. Dump

    Dump The Forever Chaos Agent of TMB
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  34. Dump

    Dump The Forever Chaos Agent of TMB
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  35. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Celtics and Suns. Both by double digits. Possibly blowouts.
     
  36. Dump

    Dump The Forever Chaos Agent of TMB
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  37. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    no predictions for the games today

    but i do predict that the two winners will be our finals matchup
     
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  38. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed TMB OG
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    head says celtics win, possibly big.

    heart says bucks and marcus smart hurting himself flopping.

    no idea on the suns-mavs game. cant remember another series going seven games where the six preceding games were all blowouts.
     
  39. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    I want Mavs and Bucks but I'll get Suns and Celtics
     
  40. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero RIP #24
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    i just don't wanna see Giannis rack up 4 fouls today based on Boston's players flopping around like Vlade Divac
     
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  41. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    wonder if paul pierce will soil himself if hes just watching the game and not playing in it
     
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  42. The Goat

    The Goat Well-Known Member
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    I just want to see another crowd shot of Danny Ainge looking befuddled and lost.
     
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  43. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero RIP #24
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    we'll have plenty of those at Jazz games to come thankfully
     
  44. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

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  45. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    He's lucky he didn't break his arm there
     
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  46. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    grayson shaving points
     
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  47. Emma

    Emma Words
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    Fuck a Allen
     
  48. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero RIP #24
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    clown shit from Grant Williams
     
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  49. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    ted jr having a tough time putting it through the basketball ring
     
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