** Official New Girl Thread: Final Countdown **

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  1. TDintheCorner

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    I've been rewatching the series in the morning at breakfast. Just saw that episode the other day...he was great.
     
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  2. Jake Scott

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    "You may have to wrestle a rectal nutrient in him"

    Then nicks comments following it killed me
     
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  3. Jean-Ralphio

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    What a line... WHO IS THIS GUY?!
     
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  4. dump

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    You know what else they created in a lab?

    Pugs
     
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  5. Jax Teller

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    I already hate it that Jess is back.

    I just want to CiCi naked.
     
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  6. coffee

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    Yeah Jess is taking the Joey-from-Friends route. Sad. #bringbackmeganfox
     
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  7. TheGrifter

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    ALL THESE PUPPETS DO IS SING ABOUT BEING FRIENDS!

    I'M STARTING TO NOT BELIEVE THEM!
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    Say beard one more time bro.
     
  9. Mix

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    I didn't remember that guy at all.
     
  10. Jean-Ralphio

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    really? he was in like 5-6 episodes id say.
     
  11. Jean-Ralphio

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    Bro is a beach term
     
  12. brahmanknight

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    What is this?

    I don't know. It's either a puppet show for kids or North Korean propaganda.
     
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  13. dump

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    Its like heaven if heaven was filled with a bunch of kids that look like the members of Arcade Fire
     
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  14. dump

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    I can see where Sam is coming from with regards to Jess

    After every episode, I crumble up brownies and yell "GET OUT OF MY SHOW, JESS"

    #BringBackMeganFox
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    He is so dreamy how can you not remember him?
     
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  16. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Probably distracted by stripper Olivia munn which occurred during part of his arc
     
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  17. TDintheCorner

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    No episode last night?
     
  18. Jake Scott

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    No, stupid fucking American Idol :crossedarms:
     
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  19. TDintheCorner

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    Oh Christ. So glad that shits done after this season.
     
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  20. laxjoe

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    For a couple years.
     
  21. EMAW FC

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    damn that was an annoying episode last night
    bring back fox
     
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  22. Jake Scott

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    Jess makes me want to stop watching the show.

    Winston was awesome, though.
     
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  23. dump

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    When can we get Megan Fox back?

    Someone knock up Zooey again damnit
     
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  24. Codename Duchess

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    Fox is returning at some point later this season.
     
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  25. dump

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    I would do some dirty things to Busy Phillipps though
     
  26. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    you look like a nutmeg salesman
     
  27. dump

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    [​IMG]
     
  28. dump

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    best part was the nutmeg salesman showing up afterwards
     
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  29. dump

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    the first sentence of the Vulture's review on the episode really sums up the show well

    New Girl has a problem on its hands. By doing so well in Jess's absence — and by so effectively reinvigorating its characters moods — the show demonstrated just how little it really needs her.
     
  30. dump

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    In casting news, Caitlin Fitzgerald will be in a couple episodes in May playing Sam's old love interest in med school

    so yes looks like we're stuck with this Sam and Jess bullshit the rest of the season

    previously on Masters of Sex and Gossip Girl

    [​IMG]
     
  31. Fecta23

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    Worst episode ever? I barely even smiled.
     
  32. TheGrifter

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    Are you saying you think dragons were real?

    I'm saying there is a lot of debate about it. I'm saying there are a lot of blogs about it, and I know that's a fact because I wrote one.

    Nick's delivery in that scene slayed me.
     
  33. Cardeja12

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    Me too. I actually laughed out loud at his deadpan delivery.
     
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  34. dump

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    Nick was money for those two episodes
     
  35. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Pancakes and Syrup, girls, lets eat.
     
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  36. laxjoe

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    @marisaroffman: Fox is reairing Prince's #NewGirl episode on Tuesday, April 26th at 9:30.
     
  37. LookslikeUofI

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    Awesome I missed it the first time
     
  38. laxjoe

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  39. laxjoe

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    My X. She was a pill. But she used to go to 2nd base on me, she was like Joe Morgan
     
  40. laxjoe

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    Something told me not to go with copiversary. My first choice was Police Navidad.
     
  41. CoastalOrange

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    Finally catching up on the show. Way too much Jess. I hate her dumb story lines. The show isn't that funny any more.
     
  42. dump

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    I did a standing ovation when Allie kissed Winston

    not gonna lie
     
  43. Cardeja12

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    I yelled out a yes with a fist pump
     
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  44. dump

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    Shut the fuck up
     
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  45. CoastalOrange

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    Why? Do you think the show was better the first few episodes that Jess was back over how great it was when she was gone?
     
  46. CoastalOrange

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    Pumped for Winnie the Bish
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    The Jess hate is getting boring. Stop watching or stop bitching. She ain't going anywhere
     
  48. Jean-Ralphio

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    I've always found Jess annoying but the rest of the show is good enough for me to look past it.
     
  49. CoastalOrange

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    I never thought she was going anywhere. My hope is that they stop trying to make her stories be the main focus of the show. Keep her as a part but make it pretty equal. I felt they tried to shove her down our throat the first few episodes she was back.

    Also, if this conversation is getting boring then either stop following the thread or stop bitching. The bitching ain't going anywhere.
     
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