Official Philadelphia Eagles Thread - This is Howie Do It

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  1. George Costanza

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    This is just comical


    The Philadelphia Inquirer reports Eagles RT Lane Johnson has been diagnosed with both a sprained MCL and ankle, but is expected to start Sunday's game against the Saints.

    It's surprising until you remember that Johnson played through the injury on Sunday. Still, it's a fair question whether rest might be the best long-term solution. We wouldn't consider Johnson a guarantee for Week 5 just yet. The Eagles' fragile running game can ill afford to lose its powerful right tackle.
     
  2. WillySaliba

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    Throw him on the IR and tank it. Let Bradford get killed and figure something else out at QB.
     
  3. Gritty Badger

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    nah, Chip will probably just cut him for nothing. Takes up too much cap space and isn't that good anyway, anybody can play an all-pro RT in Chip's system, plus heard he was in a gang in oklahoma
     
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  4. Ace Boogie

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    I could have made that fucking throw
     
  5. Ace Boogie

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    2 shitty throws for picks in the fucking end zone. Kill yourself you fucking pussy ass bitch. Bring in Sanchez.
     
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  6. BuckeyeRiot

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    LOL, it takes two of the apposing DBs running into each other for Bradford to throw for a touchdown.
     
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  7. Ace Boogie

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    yeah that was hilarious
     
  8. WillySaliba

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    Cooper's done. Hopefully we see a lot more Miles Austin.
     
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  9. George Costanza

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    Is that really something positive? Guy runs like he is in quick sand. Neither are very good options.
     
  10. WillySaliba

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    It was a joke, I hope they both fucking die and have no clue why they are on a professional roster in the NFL.
     
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  11. BuckeyeRiot

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    How the fuck was that not interference? He was at least a step early.
     
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  12. Ace Boogie

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    This league is such a joke anymore with the penalties.
     
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  13. Ace Boogie

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    That fumble will probably be overturned too, but Hicks is always in the right spot on those plays.
     
  14. WillySaliba

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    Just completely ruins the flow of a game. Its horrible, but not gonna lie, I will still watch for a few more years at least.
     
  15. WillySaliba

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    Announcers have said, "Bang Bang" 17 times in the last 5 minutes.
     
  16. BuckeyeRiot

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    I've been really surprised how well Hicks has played.
     
  17. Ace Boogie

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    It would have been so us to have gotten that overturned and give up a 15 yard penalty negating the sack.
     
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  18. BuckeyeRiot

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    Fucking Agholor is killing me.

    CALL A GODDAMN TIME OUT YOU HAVE 3 OF THEM STILL.
     
  19. Ace Boogie

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    Need to get it inside the 5 for me to even be remotely comfortable with a fg attempt
     
  20. Ace Boogie

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    and that is some Andy Reid tier time management
     
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    Looks like Andy left his handbook on time management in his old desk for Chip.
     
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  22. Ace Boogie

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    stop being such a douche after 10 yard receptions Jordan
     
  23. Ace Boogie

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    kill yourself, Riley
     
  24. WillySaliba

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    Yeah Bradford has killed the fast moving aspect of the offense. Wow, leading in TOP?

    Nice catch you racist fuck.
     
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  25. Ace Boogie

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    lol would have been so typical to throw a pick there
     
  26. Ace Boogie

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    HOLY SHIT WE MADE ONE
     
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  27. Ace Boogie

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    300 yards of offense, 10 points.
     
  28. BuckeyeRiot

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    You could have offered me 5 million dollars and given me 25 minutes and I would not have been able to name the kicker.
     
  29. Handcuffed

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    Why does Riley Cooper play
     
  30. Ace Boogie

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    It's sad when I'm way more confident in Michigan's kicking game than the Eagles, considering how bad Michigan has been in that dept. before this season.
     
  31. WillySaliba

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    Chip Kelly is racist.
     
  32. Ace Boogie

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    Sucks that we only scored 10 points in the half we showed up for this week. We all know we won't record a first down in the 2nd half now as we are only allowed to play offense for 2 quarters a game.
     
  33. Ace Boogie

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    3rd and long conversions fucking killing us
     
  34. Ace Boogie

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    Murray not being terrible for once is nice. The playcalling has helped.
     
  35. Handcuffed

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    Your offense should be going through Huff
     
  36. WillySaliba

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    LOL, no.
     
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  37. WillySaliba

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    Man, Siragusa really fell on Fox's depth chart to be on the sidelines for this shit show.
     
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  38. BuckeyeRiot

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  39. Ace Boogie

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    Guys we don't look so shitty at the moment
     
  40. WillySaliba

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    Celek is another one that really shouldn't be on this roster. He can barely run anymore.
     
  41. Ace Boogie

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    lol spoke too soon
     
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  42. WillySaliba

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    You lost me on this.
     
  43. WillySaliba

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    No idea what to expect tonight but I just got excited for some reason. Looking forward to being pissed off I guess.
     
  44. zeberdee

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    Bradford has to torch this defense or the season is over.
     
  45. Tobias

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    prince is out and we already suck against the pass so this is his best shot
     
  46. zeberdee

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    yea that's what I mean. he has to have a breakout game. I think Eli is going to move the ball as well. if they Eagles go to 2-4 and 0-3 in the division, pack it in the season is over.
     
  47. Tobias

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    if we can win this week and the next, the east is pretty much wrapped up. should be a good one tonight
     
  48. George Costanza

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    I'm already numb to this season. No idea what to expect. Have some work event I have to go to when the game kicks off but it's at a bar so the game will be on. So if it goes well or bad at least I will have free alcohol.
     
  49. AIP

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    I knew it, cox lover
     
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  50. zeberdee

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    I'm depressed I'm not going to this game. normally we sell the Sunday afternoon games and go to the primetime games but my dad talked me into selling this one a couple weeks ago when I was in a bad place with this team. really wish I hadn't right now.
     
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