*** Official Powerball/Mega Millions thread, now $170/20million***

Mother fucker. Can’t believe the winning ticket was sold that close to me. Might die of jealousy if I somehow know of this person

 

Damn sold at Publix in Neptune Beach, just north of Jax Beach.

 

Guess I’ll go to work today

 

Any million dollar winners?

 

Yes, but I’m also not redeeming the ticket because I don’t want to pay the taxes

 

5 people didn't spend the extra $1 for the megaplier, and it cost them a mil.

 

they probably would have if they knew they’d get 5 numbers right

 

Back to back weeks the winner was from a Publix in Jax.

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida-l...cket-worth-36-million-sold-at-florida-publix/

 

I don’t think I’d be buying a ticket at a Publix in Jax anytime soon. Odds that happening a third time have to be infinitely small

 

Smart, that’s how they get ya.

 

Quite a few $1 million winners have been sold at Publix in GA recently.

 

Powerball at $500 million

 

Again. Dammit.

 

Not for long I’m buying a ticket

 

Powerball $596 million

 

Sure wish you would posted this 10 minutes ago, I just came back from a quick run to the c store








I haven't bought lotto tickets in years

 

Powerball $960 million. Next drawing is tonight

 

$1.04 billion

 

I guess that means I didn't win...?

 

You did but in a drunken stupor decided to disclaim it.

 

Fuck
I was pretty drunk last night, wife was all mad this morning for a reason I didn't remember

 

I’ve left it up to the old gods and new

 

A lot of people are saying that is a good strategy but at this Ohio diner some aren't sure.

 

$1.2 billion now

 

What’s the word on this?

 

I just hope I picked the same numbers as you!

 

Pot is up to $1.4 billion, next drawing is Saturday

 

No winner. Pot is now $1.55 billion

 

No winner, pot is up to $1.73 billion

 

Hit the powerball! I'm $4 richer

 

I’m still poor

 

I’m due

 

Probably going to win. First purchase - https://www.army.mil/article/127273/older_chinook_helicopters_auctioned_to_commercial_buyers

 

I love (in a loathe way) how the media always puts out articles saying what you should or should not do if you win the jackpot.

 

jackpots over a Billion becoming common

 

Inflation is real.

 

Lottery Lawyer
Finance Manager
Estate Manager
create LLC
become acting funder in NiL Collective
purchase FSU media rights from ACC
create my own dream lineup music festival donate all proceeds to charity
buy Island for TMB

 

I’m going to buy a judge and commit crimes.

 

If I win, I'm going to get Sydney Sweeney to brush my teeth with a brand new toothbrush..

 

It’s always fucking California …

 

pearl
When's the wedding bud?

 

Loose lips sink ships cost you ass tens of millions of dollars

 

This is why I won’t tell a soul when I win