*** Official Powerball/Mega Millions thread, now $170/20million***

I tell ya what...I have been thinking about starting a sports themed webcast, kinda a random national sports show (news, analysis, plus fantasy advice) mixed a little with current events of the day and some crazy "Shu" randomness. If I ever get started, I will fill you in with the details and you could watch. I guarantee it wouldn't be boring. Just as random and long winded as I am on here, I am in real life.

And BOOM goes the dynamite!

I was meant for the camera and the big stage. I just never got into acting or production.

 

I have a friend who gambles and has told me the same thing as Shu. I want to beat stupid people with a baseball bat sometimes.

But I like Shu, hes a good guy

 

Pretty much went and liked the last 60 posts b/c everyone was fantastic.

 

Well wife purchased a few tickets this morning. Can't wait to be

 

Will be driving from Tallahassee, FL, to Thomasville, GA, this evening to purchase my first lottery ticket.

 

Came to see pics of the stupid shit people will spend their winning on--ended up walking in on a math lesson.

 

Just bought $600 worth of tickets for my office

 

page 7 is gold

 

$540 million. This thing might get to 600 by tomorrow.

 

What are the probabilities of me flipping my girlfriend in the air and her landing on her head? Do the odds increase or decrease depending on how many times I've done it before?

Thanks for the lunch time laughs on page 7.

 

Why not find out, she'll probably break up with you over it.

 

Probably make her want me more. Battered woman syndrome and all.

 

what about TMB island

 

And yet I still can't tag a motherfucker.

 

this was my favorite post. he's all like, "duh of course i know the probability of each spin is independent. all I'm saying is that here's a situation where the probability of a spin is dependent."

 

When did this nonsense get fixed, [user]GoodForAnother[/user]?

Edit: I didn't get the memo that we are no longer using the @ to tag people.

 

I said that in my analysis, I just didn't want to take the time to plug in the numbers to the pretty big equation I found for flipping a coin.

 

Things I've learned from this thread:

1. Shu is a genius
2. Shu is a troll
3. Shu is retarded
4. Shu needs to stop wasting his money on games of chance, his system is flaud.
5. Everyone itt needs to learn what a poker table is and use that to their advantage. It's easy money without chance.

 

Buying them was fun. Apu at the mart was all "Ello vat do you vant?". I'm all "600 bucks worth of mega millions :badpokerface:"

Made that Indian man's day.

 

If you win you won't know for at least 45 minutes as you flip through those tickets

 

DAMMIT

 

The next TMBer to post in this thread owes me $1M if they win the jackpot.

 

Bastard bosses made me scan them and print out copies of the tickets. You can fit 5 per page fyi

 

I don't trust Notre Dame fans either.

 

I think it's a case of :jew: on :jew: distrust

 

These are now binding contracts.

 

I can't wait to buy stinky a brand new car wrapped in Stuart Scotts likeness