*** Official Powerball/Mega Millions thread, now $170/20million***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hogview, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    tax on the poor
     
  2. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Winning ticket sold in Michigan
     
  3. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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    someone in NC won 2 million
     
  4. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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  5. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Izzo
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    Latest rumor is that a group of teachers from a school near the Kroger won. They interviewed the principal at the news and he said he hasn’t heard anything, and most of the staff has showed up to work this week. So who knows.
     
  6. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    Megamillions is $800 million for Tuesday. Found enough change in my car to buy a ticket. $325 million lump sum coming my way.
     
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  7. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I, too, purchased a ticket this morning.
     
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  8. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    God dammit you jerks are ruining my lavish future
     
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  9. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Sucks you guys wasted yalls money. The pot is mine
     
  10. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    My naive wife is like “if we win I’m definitely redoing the whole kitchen”.
     
  11. Nole0515

    Nole0515 Well-Known Member
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    Did you respond with getting an updated wife?
     
  12. jbr

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    I responded with “The chances of us staying together after $325 million are less than us winning $325 million.” She said she’d get over that issue with $160 million.
     
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  13. Nole0515

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    If I win. Im buying all the players and FSU is BACK. along with a mountain house outside Kalispell, MT or outside Denver
     
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  14. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    If one of you win, can you buy 2 front row seats to the Royal Rumble next year? For my Dad and myself. TIA
     
  15. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    I’d spend money on a whole bunch of stupid stuff but not pro wrestling
     
  16. kinghill

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    I believe I would retire with a 400mil payout
     
  17. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    Not with Gas prices, Let’s Go Brandon!
     
  18. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    Raising Cane's owner bought 50,000 tickets for employees...

     
  19. Kylebw1

    Kylebw1 UNC ACC Champs
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    What a waste. Should have done a lotto with those employees and given that 100k to the winner
     
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  20. blind dog

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    Did this make the pizza party thread?
     
  21. Gambler

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    My tickets are on the fridge. Just waiting on my riches.
     
  22. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  23. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    My life expectancy would decrease by 25% the moment I won
     
  24. kinghill

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    ah good i forgot to buy a ticket yesterday
     
  25. Jake Scott

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    We are now to the point where my friend bugs the shit out of me to buy lottery tickets. Then calls me to talk about everything he's going to buy when he wins it.
     
  26. Gambler

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    I've come this far, might as well stay for another round.
     
  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Feel like I'd be the exact oppose. Stress goes to 0
     
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    If I was 19 and won the lottery? Maybe, probably.

    But my ass is gone to Central America with a compound on the beach & staff feeding me healthy ceviche and lobster for eternity.
     
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  29. dblplay1212

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    Hand to God I'll buy TMB an island.
     
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  30. Nole0515

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    My ass is gone to Montana and I wouldnt even be close to the richest person in town, also no one would know. that shits being collected by an LLC and I'm paying a friend to do the press conference
     
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  31. HoosDaMan

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    I’d definitely consider a couple vacation homes around the world exclusively for TMB members to vacation.
     
  32. HoosDaMan

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    I don’t think I can do this in Virginia.
     
  33. Jake Scott

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    It's probably a little different type of stress that I would love the opportunity to navigate.
     
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  34. Nole0515

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    Epsteins Islands are down to 110 million. could probably talk them down to under a 100 and use the savings to demolish it and rebuild
     
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  35. Nole0515

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    besides resurrecting FSU athletics, I have one other thing I'd want to do. start and own a 2 Michelin star restaurant
     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    If you're not a moron it should be extremely easy.

    Cash payment after taxes is now like $350?

    $50mm goes to family and friends. TBQH, if you rich and lonely that would kinda suck. Need your close friend group to be able to retire along with you, just at a lower income level
    $50mm goes to property. Home in US, land outside amazing small towns, vacation properties
    $50mm goes to charity or into a trust for annual recurring donations (this means NIL and buying Auburn the best players).

    Now you've got $200mm left over.

    $100mm into aggressive long term funds.
    $100 does into stable income producing assets, dividends, bonds, REIT, etc trying to return ~4-5%. So now your monthly income is $350,000 per month and the only bills you have are taxes. You hire an accountant to take care of all of that.

    My stress would be deciding between a PJ or 1st class on my next trip
     
  37. Nole0515

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    $457,972,656.00 cash payment after taxes for Florida
     
  38. BuckeyeRiot

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    I pledge to do so but there’s gonna be a pair of these waiting on each seat.

    [​IMG]
     
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  39. IvanTheTerrible

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  40. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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  41. IvanTheTerrible

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    Fuck Todd Graves.
     
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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's nice. Maybe it was an old tiktok but someone yesterday claimed the 800mm was a 300mm after taxes.

    Believe the math is Lottery * 61% = Cash Payout. So that's 610mm. 37% Federal Income tax would be 225mm, so 385. Then no income tax in Fla.

    I think a lot of the only calculators have a 25% Federal withholding, so they aren't accounting for the additional 12% for the top tax bracket....so they can be inflated a bit
     
  43. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    I could live with this

    Your net payout: $349,515,451
     
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  44. dblplay1212

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    Honestly first thing I'd do is spend like 6-12onths just driving across the US stopping at any and every little thing I wanted to. If figure put the rest while I was doing that.
     
  45. Nole0515

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  46. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Seems absolutely miserable. To each his own
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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  48. blind dog

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    no shit. i'm driving to private jet mart and then flying everywhere
     
  49. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    I'd drive 2-4 hours every 2-3 days. I wouldn't be in a hurry. I'd never get on a highway. I enjoy long drives on random roads and seeing random shit.
     
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  50. dblplay1212

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    You miss all the good stuff when just flying from big city to big city.
     
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