Official PSU Scandal Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by IT, Nov 5, 2011.

  1. IT

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    Penn St AD Tim Curley & another admin have been charged w/perjury & failure to report suspected abuse
     
  2. Moxin24

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  3. Petito

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    Expected this to be about him dying
     
  4. laxjoe

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    Thought this was going to be a "Death comes in threes"/Andy Rooney-->Joe Pa post. but to answer both questions, i say yes. he'll get charged with perjury and then die, but will remain the coach at penn state for the next 15 years
     
  5. PSU12

    PSU12 The Grand Experiment

    this shit is sick
     
  6. PSU12

    PSU12 The Grand Experiment

    fuck all those old bastards and let them rot in jail
     
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  7. DuffandMuff

    DuffandMuff Headaches

    Does PSU win another game this year?
     
  8. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Andy Rooney, JoePa, Joe Frazier. Cycle complete
     
  9. LMNOP

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    who knew that the penn state athletic department was doubling as a child molestation ring all these years
     
  10. Moxin24

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    Oh c'mon. Who amongst us hasn't started a children's charity for the sole purpose of touching their naughty parts?
     
  11. 20/20/20/20

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    Andy Rooney died?
     
  12. Moxin24

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    Preemptive Catholic Church joke.
     
  13. Moxin24

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    BTW here are the official charges against Sandusky

    Sandusky, who worked with at-risk children through his Second Mile foundation, was charged with seven counts of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse; eight counts of corruption of minors, eight counts of endangering the welfare of a child, seven counts of indecent assault and other offenses.
     
  14. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    JoePa is Catholic.

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Miguel Sanchez

    Miguel Sanchez As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists...
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  16. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Other article said most the counts were under 16 and at least one was under 13.
     
  17. Dr. Jan Itor

    Dr. Jan Itor I throb for COB #TeamOutlaw

    hey maybe Joe wont need to die for us to get a new coach
     
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  18. FUCK KEVIN SUMLIN

    FUCK KEVIN SUMLIN Fuck Sports
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    Penn State is cleaning house

    Urban is coming...............................soon
     
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  20. sem

    sem Jimmy Key? What is he, 45? I could hit him.
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  21. JUICE

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    "Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PMs wins"
     
  22. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    seriously doubt these charges touch joe pa unless some prosecuters really want to start some shit and they better have irrefutable proof

    really hope this is enough of a kick in the pants to end the regime but yeah JS can die in prison for all I care... might dwyer himself if he was smart
     
  23. 20/20/20/20

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    the gist of what i'm getting from this is joe pa touches little boys
     
  24. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  25. Miguel Sanchez

    Miguel Sanchez As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists...
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    [​IMG]
     
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  26. BTH

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    All I know is that OSU's next head coach is looking good on Gameday.
     
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  27. BTH

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    To Ohio State. :smug:
     
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  28. 20/20/20/20

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    I don't think Desmond Howard would do that to Michigan.
     
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  29. Moxin24

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    We'd allow it.
     
  30. BTH

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    I can't wait for Og's reaction when Urban takes the OSU job and says PSU was never an option. :smug:
     
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  31. BTH

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    Only if you take Herbie.
     
  32. Geordi La Forge

    Geordi La Forge Unsung hero

    Why would Urban want the OSU job
     
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  33. JUICE

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    interesting verb choice
     
  34. Moxin24

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    Yeah, seems like everyone in State College is getting touched.
     
  35. sem

    sem Jimmy Key? What is he, 45? I could hit him.
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  36. Moxin24

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    :laugh: This dude definitely molested some of his own [​IMG]
     
  37. BTH

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    He's from Ohio.
    He started his collegiate coaching career at OSU.
    He met his wife at OSU.
    He's always said OSU is a dream job.
    $6 million :smug:
     
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  38. Geordi La Forge

    Geordi La Forge Unsung hero

    Yeah but OSU sucks cock
     
  39. Geordi La Forge

    Geordi La Forge Unsung hero

    Plus he knows first hand that the bull nostrilled hebrews of the SEC are better than anything the midwest can produce
     
  40. Moxin24

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    This would not make me want to return to a place.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  42. JUICE

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    I thought Notre Dame was his dream job
     
  43. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    ashtubula is as close to PA as you can get
     
  44. Wad of 100s and Magnums

    Wad of 100s and Magnums ND, Lakers, Dodgers, USMNT

    I met my wife at Shakey's I hope to be a manager there one day after I retire from my Fortune 500 job
     
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  45. Moxin24

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    At one time he had an out in his contract for ND, OSU and Michigan. I'm sure he likes all three jobs.
     
  46. BTH

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    I said "A" dream job.
     
  47. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    This entire thing is disturbing but this is wrong on so many levels. From a guy I know that spent 2 years in prison guys like this are considered the lowest of low. You could kill somebody and it isn't the biggest of deals...but when they find out you touched a child, shit gets ugly.
     
  48. og543ss

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    lol you so worried :mulletsmug:
     
  49. OHW

    OHW I certainly could have gotten into GA Southern
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    My brother is a prison guard. He says rapists and kid diddlers get the "look away" treatment regularly in prison.
     
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