Official Seattle Kraken Thread: We Love Hockey Here

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fancy, Dec 4, 2018.

  1. BuckeyeRiot

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    Seattle Avocado Toasts
     
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  2. The Banks

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    Using a nationwide contest and deciding upon an ode to a popular movie was a wise decision, yes.
     
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  3. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    seattle sockeyes >>>>
     
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  4. Celemo

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    Seattle Sunset Heart Hands
     
  5. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Where are you seeing the name and color schemes?
     
  6. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    If you want a team in the PNW to be popular you’re gonna need a flashier color scheme than red black and gray. Already strike 1
     
  7. BuckeyeRiot

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    #Portland Trail Blazers
     
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  8. Celemo

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    Wrong
     
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  9. Celemo

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  10. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Trailblazer fans exist?
     
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  11. bwi2

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    Metropolitans would also be incredibly dumb because there is a Metropolitan division that they’re not in
     
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  12. Celemo

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    1/10
     
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  13. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    Seattle Squid.
     
  14. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I'm guessing:

     
  15. Jimmy the Saint

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    This is one of the most offensive things I’ve ever seen posted on here. :crossedarms:
     
  16. burnttatertot

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    all in on the whalers idea
     
  17. RockHardJawn39

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    Jimmy the Saint
     
  18. Koby Salman

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    So they will be called the metros then?

    Why are the New York Mets called the Mets and not metros?
     
  19. IV

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    Seattle Sippers IMO
     
  20. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    What would the H stand for?
     
  21. IV

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    Happy and High
     
  22. 2

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    Seattle, Washington
     
  23. Richard Greener

    Richard Greener Too Carolina
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    Big Houston Texans fan?
     
  24. soulfly

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    My name is Aberdeen Washington
    And I'm a proud American
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    That's right
    Hey gimme another beer bitch!
     
  25. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Seattle Battle Cattle is the leader in the clubhouse. Followed closely by Seattle Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs.
     
  26. Emma

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  27. Celemo

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    oh sweet christmas...Rain City Bitch Pigeons made me chuckle audibly, Seattle Battle Cattle killed me
     
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  28. Emma

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    Seattle Washington CAPITALS
     
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  29. morrdave9

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    Well they are the Raptors, and not the Velociraptors despite the mascot, and Google tells me that there are in fact birds of prey that live in the Toronto area.
     
  30. BuckeyeRiot

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    Find me a Cleveland Brown, New York Giant, Tennessee Titan, New Orleans Saint, and Los Angles Charger.
     
  31. bro

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  32. 20/20/20/20

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  33. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Thanks I hate it
     
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  34. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Dude's car got a little dinged up
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    No worse than the Wild, and that name flows naturally at this point.

    The overall good news is they’re getting a franchise finally.
     
  35. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    The Wild is a stupid name, but the logo and their uniforms are sweet.
     
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  36. soulfly

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    God damnit.
     
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  37. Wu

    Wu Cusses a little and falls short of The Creed
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    That’s metal as fuck and rules
     
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  38. Richard Greener

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    I love it. What did y’all Seattle boys want?
     
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  39. Wu

    Wu Cusses a little and falls short of The Creed
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    Although Seattle Cthulhus would’ve been better
     
  40. soulfly

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    Personally, Totems, even though there's no chance in hell. Or Rainiers.
     
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  41. bwi2

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    I was rooting for SuperSonics
     
  42. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    All the cool shit native to the pnw and they go with Kraken? Yuck.
     
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  43. Richard Greener

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    Totems could be problematic, no?
     
  44. IvanTheTerrible

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    I'm pumped for this.
     
  45. Wu

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    Kraken skulls :yousoright:
     
  46. dallasdawg

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    [​IMG]
     
  47. soulfly

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  48. Richard Greener

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  49. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    KRAKEN IS AN ATLANTIC MYTHICAL CREATURE THE NAME IS FUCKING GARBAGE
     
  50. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Someone send this on a hockey Jersey and I'll fly to Seattle and wear it to the opener
     
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