Official Seattle Kraken Thread: We Love Hockey Here

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  1. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    my guy is in awe over the letter S
     
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  2. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Fun name
    Awesome logo/jersey
     
  3. southside

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    Logo is dope
     
  4. Fancy

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    that anchor/needle logo woooooo boi
     
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  5. nexus

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  6. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    The fucking Kraken?

    From an area of the country that has such a rich culture and tradition, we bring you "completely unrelated!"
     
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  7. Name P. Redacted

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    All I gotta say is what up, what’s kraken, all you haters should get at me
     
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  8. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox We dug coal together
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  9. IHHH

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    how on earth did you think I could manage to drink so much? ;)
     
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  10. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox We dug coal together
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    I can’t get over how sick those colors are
     
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  11. Fancy

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    the marketing person was saying how the Great Pacific Octopus and the King Octopus Legend under the Narrows Bridge (????) made the Kraken an easy choice bc they "were probably descended from it"

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    whatever the color scheme and logos are ridic so it's fine
     
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  12. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    I think it looks great.
     
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  13. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor I'm covered in cat hair, but I still smell good
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    Big fan. Wonder what they'll be renamed in OKC :yousoright:
     
  14. Fancy

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    At least they kept the Seattle spirit alive and abandoned you guys when they assembled three of the best players in the league.
     
  15. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor I'm covered in cat hair, but I still smell good
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    We added in the special Okie touch of owner suicide though
     
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  16. NP13

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  17. HotMic

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    That Anchor/Needle is amazing
     
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  18. Fancy

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    fuck 'em! :warn:

    :dennard:
     
  19. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  20. Tarpon Nole

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    Was hoping for more local name. Like geoducks

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  21. Dump

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    :out:
     
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  22. Fancy

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    welcome to the official kraken thread you are all day one supporters
     
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  23. The Banks

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    It’d make zero sense with sensible options on the table.
     
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  24. The Banks

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    Embarrassing. Already feel bad for you and soulfly

    A mythical North Atlantic sea monster for a team on the other side of the world? Might as well go with kangaroos.
     
  25. Fancy

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    cool video tho

     
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  26. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor I'm covered in cat hair, but I still smell good
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    This guy thinks kangaroos aren't real
     
  27. Fancy

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    acknowledge that the colors and logos own pls
     
  28. soulfly

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    We’re the blue barracudas
     
  29. southside

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    It’s not that off base. It’s Scandinavian folklore and there’s a lot of Scandinavian roots in Seattle :idk:
     
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  30. Fancy

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  31. Dump

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    so the Red Wings are named after men who eat out women on their periods then
     
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  32. Fancy

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    this is brutally correct as much as I hate it
     
  33. The Banks

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    You’re god damn right.
     
  34. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Fan of team names being more fun and goofy.
     
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  35. Dump

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    But that has nothing to do with Detroit!
     
  36. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    Seattle Crackden
     
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  37. The Banks

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    So does Minnesota, Wisconsin, North Dakota, Utah, Idaho, California, Maine, Michigan, Illinois. And with Seattle we are talking a very small percentage.

    Washington ranks 7th per capita.
     
  38. AIOLICOCK

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    Sockeyes would have been better
     
  39. Dump

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    Sockeyes sounds too much like Buckeyes to be any good imo
     
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  40. The Banks

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    It’s a famous pastime of theirs.
     
  41. Dump

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    with Seattle’s homeless population this makes too much sense
     
  42. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    NYC resident Fancy: “This isn’t Seattle enough!”
     
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  43. Fancy

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  44. Dump

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    Sockeyes does have a loser type of feel to it so it would have fit in with the Seattle sports culture
     
  45. BellottiBold

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  46. Truman

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  47. The Hebrew Husker

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    What am I missing other than they are both the letter S?
     
  48. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    13th(?) post. A winner is you
     
  49. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    thank you, Fremont! Very cool!

     
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