*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread* - Nate Bukaty is a Garbage Person

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  1. DirtBall

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    Top. Fookin. Lad.

     
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    It was obvious they were trying to run the clock. They are dangerous at home bc their funky ass field. Not so much on the road in the cold.
     
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    As I saw intellectuals say:

    A man,

    A plan,

    A canal,

    GO

    FUCCK

    YOURSELFFF!!!!
     
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    Jaylin and 4 babies getting called up

     
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    2 straight losses after they went 14 straight unbeaten

     
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    Rowe on the wing instead of Yohan. No Salloi or Hurtado in the 18 so I hope Nemeth doesn’t get hurt.

     
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    Wallace was supposed to be in the 18 but his wife went into labor. It’s colorado though. Through Hurtado on the cener corporate jet and fly him over so we have a full set of subs.
     
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    Early in the season, running a crazy champs league schedule, in elevation, so I’m ok with sitting in the ball and saving our legs. I just wish we’d do it with a lead.
     
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    God damnit Bukatey. Zusi’s nickname isn’t “the President” quit trying to make your cringe worthy call a thing.
     
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    Omg. Rowe had a 3 v 2 and tried chipping from the midfield line!?!?
     
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    what the fuck was that
     
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    Tim is struggling with his kicks in the altitude.
     
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    Need to get John in for Rowe if we want to salvage anything here.
     
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    Playing in Colorado is the worst. We have the same issues in Chicago. Pathetic stadium with no fans and no energy.
     
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    Were a second late to every challenge. Sloppy passing. Sloppy challenges. Sloppy positioning. Get Busio and Lindsey in and let’s go home and rest for Monterrey.
     
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    Matty criticizing Rubio is hilarious. We didn't mind his diving last year
     
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    Nate and Matt are both embarrassments. We need Callum back.
     
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    Callum was fucking awesome. Love that dude
     
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    He left for Sky Sports because his contract was running out and we never talked to him about renewing it or anything. He’s Minnesota’s pbp guy now and is still great. He still tweets about KC all the time.
     
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    I know. I miss him. Idk why we didn't bring him back
     
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    I remember playing MUFC in open cup before they were in MLS and the fact he announces that shit team is a slap in the face
     
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    My guess is we had a deal with 610 to give the gig to Bukatey and that’s why we slow played his contract.
     
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    HE JUST FUCKING GRABBED IT WITH HIS HAND!!!!!
     
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    Grabbed the fucking ball trying to get up in the box
     
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    LADDDSDDDDSD
     
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    I love him
     
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    That was our 6th match in 18 days. Second at elevation. With 10+K miles traveled in between. I’ll take the point. Just sucks that Tim’s brain fart cost us three.
     
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    <3 Him so much

    Johnny, what was going through your head when you stepped up to take that kick?

    “A lot of pressure, because for over a year I’ve been telling Pipe and Zues it’s my turn to take one.”
     
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    Out 2-3 months. That’s why he wasn’t in Colorado.



    Current #9 depth chart:

    1) Nemeth
    2) 16 year old Tyler Freeman
     
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    What in the actual fuck is going on?
    Naked guy in one picture.
    Face fuck in the 2nd
     
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    Keeps getting better:

     
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    So this won’t happen but we will have 3.5 players (Yohan counts as .5) for 3 spots moving forward for the next 2 months. I can only remember 3 games that counted that Vermes switched from the 4-3-3 and all 3 times he ran a 3-5-2.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Looks like there’s a baby Kuzain we’ll need to lock up

     
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    Toluca is 3-0–1 since we took them out
     
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    Going to throw this on the iPad. SPR will be a lot of fun to watch. Kind of irked Rowe is getting work instead Wan.

     
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    Holy shit. On the SPR broadcast Carter just said the new field, underground heating/watering system, and grow lights cost $4+ million. I don’t remember hearing a number that big.