*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

Besler+Ilie make all the difference today n the world. Ben being able to step in and fill in for Roger is just as huge. Also Hasler>Zusi, I said it.

 

We fucked

 

Midwestern values and work ethic showed up tonight

 

^THIS

 

Why is Tim going full Derp so often this year? He presses so damn hard when the game gets tight.

 

Guys, Jimmy actually played tonight. So huge. Our best 1v1 defender, his left foot rivals Johns as best on the team, can/will play all 3 levels. We get him 90 minutes fit and keep Bes/Ilie healthy and the run will come.

 

It’s been too damn long.

OH WHEN THE WIZ......

 

Fuck yes. LETS FUCKING GO

 

He uses miles instead of KM

 

Dear god the cuteness

 

So Johnnys getting called up for Scotland and Nemeth got suspended a second game for his red card. This year is fucking absurd.

 

Oh fuck me. Hasler is getting called into Lichtenstein. Gtfo here Lichtenstein.

 

Really not excited about Zusi playing again

 

Kellyn Rowe wouldn’t be able to finish with Dante’s mom on dollar draw night.

 

Rowe, I don’t care if the net is empty and you are 2 feet away. Pass it don’t shoot.

And Zusi gives it away in our own third AGAIN.

 

Rowe is missing high school or juco level finishes. Its fucking painful to watch.

 

Bukatey and Matt are such trash. They know 90% of the audience only watches Sporting so they spew vocal vomit the entire match.

“Sibiga is consistent in that he lets players work it out on the field and doesn’t go to his pocket. Yeah, especially early in the match he’ll let them play.”

The same Sibiga that handed us 6 first half yellows and 11 total cards vs LAFC. He’s consistently inconsistent.

 

Drink it in, it always goes down smooth

 

Are our 3 subs going to be CB-CB-RB?

 

For fucks sake. Cut Zusi’s ass. Turnovers every fucking time. Hasler is twice the player.

 

Both goals Beslers fault.

 

Jimmys left foot>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I guess half a player is better than nothing?

 

TIL, Salloi is old enough to drink

 

Background: The club in Germany he went to only gave him 2 sub appearances. They also were just promoted from BL2 to BL. All signs point to Khirey getting cut. He sent an Instagram earlier with his suitcase at the airport with MCI tags saying “going home”. Sam said he talked to him and he’s just “visiting old friends on his down time.”

 

For the first time since our rebrand season 538 has our playoff odds under 50%

 

No Johnny. No Besler. We screwed.

 

Not looking forward to their attack be that back line. This one could get ugly

 

No chemistry at all between the front four. Croizet is a cancer in possession.

 

Pipé and Seth had amazing halves. I don’t think Seth can shut Elis down for another 45 though.

 

Solid shift from Gianluca

 

Cant wait to not make the playoffs

 

OMG

 

Ili-bae forever and always

 

I’d bring in Jimmy for Salloi. More speed to use in the counter and more defense to help Seth with Elis.

 

And just like that Salloi blows his assignment leading to the equalizer

 

ZUSI!?!?!?

 

Should of seen it out but a road point @ Houston is a really good result for us now.

 

Seth shut down Elis and had 95% passing today. Best game of his career.

 

Def of a cripple fight.

 

Oh my god

 

Kind of confused why we would choose this match as one to use a chartered flight?

 

The GerShow is back on air.

 

So I was like 99% sure I saw Brian Bliss sitting on the bench during the U20 match today and I looked it up and he’s an assistant coach on the team. Isn’t that weird?

 

I’m sure they’ll just sit the bench but maybe just maybe we plan on playing back ups in the Open cup

 

Guys, it Jimmy time: