Can anyone explain why in the fuck I have to walk trough 2 miles of empty parking lots to get to the stadium?
Obvs, this is the first game in like 4 yrs I've came to without my friend that has passes for the lot right next to the stadium. And I'm an overreacting faggot, it was only 1.4 miles according to my phone
He was salty the whole match. Constantly running the ref down. Getting up in his back lines face. Typical Howard stuff but definitely more exaggerated than normal. My favorite part was in the first when Gerso went down in the box and stood up and "pushed" the ref and Howard freaked out over it. Well when he got back to his box after they played the ball in the cauldron started chanting "Hey Timmy, it was all your fault". Instead of ignoring it he turned and started fist pumping and egging them on and then turned around and flashed em a quick double bird. On the post game show someone called in and said he was screaming at people (players and fans) in the tunnel after the game as well. Someone else said he grabbed/pushed a fan but it was some drunk on a sporting post game show so who knows.
I don't know how many of you follow, but I cannot stand the girl that runs the snap account. The way she uses her faux announcer voice just bugs me
How bad does the timber's stadium smell? Hippies and hipsters are a turrble combination. Melia is quietly becoming the sexiest keeper in the league.
Unfortunately, that area of town mostly smells of delicious hops from the 20+ microbreweries within walking distance so it's quite amazing.
I like to pretend it smells like gross trust fund hippies because fuck portland. Oregon the state is tight as fuck though
Oh, 80+% of their women do. Trust me. The other 20% are strippers and smell of sweet fruity stripper body spray.
I noticed last couple weeks and they're lining up the same again, Rog and Benny have flipped L/R. Get both of their dominant feet towards the middle of the field and naturally encourage more build up through the mid and less of the straight to the corner and cross to no one bull shit we watched all of last year.
Pretty dominating from whistle to whistle. As long as we can find the net in the first 30 we pretty unstoppable. I'm interested to see us now with the double game week. The top 11 have been really good but we've seen this team fall flat at the end of the year time after time. Need the bench to step up this year.
DirtBall Rieger drankin and Le Fou Frog dreamin. Dom and Benny goal havin me feelin some type of way...
The production value is 10000x better. But I tend to agree, given MLS's insistence on scheduling every single game at the same time as the Royals. I'm glad I have the FSKC alternate.