*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by roonskie, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. hardcorekickball

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    holy shit this match.
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    Reminded me so much of these two matches:





     
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  3. DirtBall

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    Wouldn’t complain if they do these for every match. Love that Salloi and Nikolic swapped jerseys those Hungarian homeys.

     
  4. DirtBall

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    Also the team still flying southwest commercial. I thought that was part of the new CBA that they would get private flights.
     
  5. DirtBall

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    Rubio is starting for SPR again today.
     
  6. DirtBall

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  7. DirtBall

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    Same as last week:

     
  8. hardcorekickball

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  9. hardcorekickball

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    Matt Lawrence literally cuts his own hair when he is drunk.
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    Fuckin aye Shelton looks like dick
     
  11. hardcorekickball

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    does this ref have dicks for eyes? jesus christ
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    Eriksson is a bonafied baby back bitch.
     
  13. hardcorekickball

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  14. DirtBall

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    <3 that Scottish beaut
     
  15. hardcorekickball

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    mmmm, that got my butt wett.
     
  16. hardcorekickball

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    our defense is loose as fuck butthole
     
  17. DirtBall

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    Gotta get this backline fixed.
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Day Zusi doe
     
  19. hardcorekickball

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    That was fucking erotic as fuck.
     
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  20. hardcorekickball

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    also, the ZUUUUUUUUUUUS IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
     
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  21. DirtBall

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    Clear a fucking ball. What the Fucking fuck.
     
  22. hardcorekickball

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    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    Omg Felipe, please insert dick into my *mouth.

    *Not in a gay way

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that
     
  24. hardcorekickball

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    [​IMG]
     
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  25. DirtBall

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    Need to clean up the back. Russell and Felipe are brilliant.
     
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    Every Fucking time we play here
     
  29. DirtBall

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    Pull the fucking trigger Shelton. Ilie and Felipe the only ones that got off the bus today.
     
  30. ono

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    The defensive lapses are correctable, Vermes said, FYI
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Put a Fucking trash bag full of used tampons in the box and it’d be more effective than Shelton. What the fuck did they see in this turd?
     
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  32. DirtBall

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    Russell hates playing on the left, let’s start him there. Croizet hates playing in the wing, let’s start him there. Shelton hates being close to a soccer ball....

    Put Russell back on the right with Zusi, put Croizet as a false 9 in the middle, bring in Gerso on the left. It doesn’t take a fucking genius vermes.
     
  33. DirtBall

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    For fucks sake Shelton. It’s called a fucking platter. Do something with it.
     
  34. ono

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    Coizet just sucks in general. I think Russell is flexible enough to play anywhere but yeah he does like the right side
     
  35. ono

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    Bring back Kamara
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    1. Still waiting with my mouth open for Felipe’s dick.
    2. Good god what a ball from Roger.
     
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  37. ono

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    Felipe is the first dp we have had who doesn’t ducking suck
     
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  38. DirtBall

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    You have to be kidding me...
     
  39. DirtBall

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    Fuck we need a 9 that can tap those in
     
  40. DirtBall

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    Way to use your last sub, while down, early in the season, in altitude, in the 88th minute Peter.
     
  41. DirtBall

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    We are running a 3-5-2 rn though, Ilie acting as a 3rd CB
     
  42. DirtBall

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    TAMPON BAG WITH THE FUCKING BACK HEEL
     
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  43. DirtBall

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    Not a bad point. That’s an away match we should look for 3 but not bad considering the shit we ran out there in the first half.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    ChileanNole I knew he would instantly be our best player and would challenge Preki for our best all time but he’s been beyond expectations these first four games. Legit league MVP canidate. Has his drawback always been his last ball in the final third? I read that was the biggest thing Chilean fans held against him.
     
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  45. DirtBall

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    Gotta be honest, if it didn’t move during this scene then it probably will never move...

     
  46. hardcorekickball

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    remember last year when tim had like 9 or 10 clean sheets and this year he has allowed 8.6666666 goals per game?
     
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  47. ChileanNole

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    Yes. He’s very solid but ppl just complained he wasn’t special on attack.
     
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  49. Homo Erectus

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    Wasnt that excited at bringing him in
     
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