*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by roonskie, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. DirtBall

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    Felipe leads the league in: Goals, SOG, Successful tackles, Final 1/3 possessions won and is 4th in possessions won in middle 3rd. Dudes gonna fuck around and win an MVP if he can somehow keep this up.
     
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    Every time we play on this shit station we can’t watch a full match.
     
  4. hardcorekickball

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    Nate bukkake just angers me as an announcer and a person.
     
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    Technical difficulties and nate fuckaty smearing his shit voice all over my screen.
     
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    Why has this back line completely forgotten how to clear the fucking ball?
     
  7. DirtBall

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    And a stretcher for Felipe. Seasons fucking over.
     
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  9. roonskie

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    Did the Royals announcer switch to sporting?
     
  10. DirtBall

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    ????
     
  11. DirtBall

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    This is going to end up being such a kick to the ballsack
     
  12. DirtBall

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    I love Salloi but he’s been dead on that wing for about 15 minutes. I’m sure we’ll wait till they equalize and sub twice in stoppage
     
  13. DirtBall

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    FIX YOUR STUPID FUCKING STATION FOX
     
  14. Andy Reocho

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    Could you imagine Rex calling Sporting games? That would be magical
     
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    Woah. Robb Heineman stepped down as club CEO and promoted Jake Reid (the club president) as new CEO.

    Also, it sounds like that “minor knock that is nothing at all” will keep Felipe from traveling with the team this weekend.
     
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  17. DirtBall

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    Need Gerso’s fresh legs and fast
     
  18. DirtBall

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    HAHA Benny and his Baes on the sideline. God damn I miss him but Felipe>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(times infinite)>>>>Benny
     
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    I’m Fucking jacked. That result on the road without the MLS player of the year (so far) making the trip. If we get our #9 and another midfielder for depth we legit could make a nice run this year.
     
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    That Gutierrez toTorres connection should be solid.
     
  23. DirtBall

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    Per the Talkin Touches guys they talked to Vermes today and he said he wouldn’t be in the 18.
     
  24. DirtBall

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    This weather is killing the mood for the game. Anyways, same 11.

     
  26. ono

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    Johnny Russell is the GOAT
     
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  27. DirtBall

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    WTF kind of run was that from Shelton????
     
  28. ono

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    I’m still ducking angry: I was at the k today and the weather was too bad to play

    But soccer players are pussies tho
     
  29. ono

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    Well poop
     
  30. DirtBall

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    Jesus Christ Medranda
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Espinoza/Croizet/Shelton just love passing to the wrong team
     
  32. hardcorekickball

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    What an awful breakdown
     
  33. DirtBall

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    Fuck yes Grahamathorn. Was that Medranda with the long ball????
     
  34. hardcorekickball

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    Well fuck yeah zusi
     
  35. DirtBall

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    This fucking back line
     
  36. DirtBall

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    Could we get some fresh legs before we shit this one away?
     
  37. DirtBall

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    Shelton fuck off. Just a fucking turd
     
  38. DirtBall

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    Rewatching some of the goals we’ve let in and two things jump out. First, Tim seems super hesitant to come off his line. There’s been a few crosses and lifted balls that I would expect him to come punch that he’s let go that have led to bouncing balls and goals. Second, there are times where the back line is a cluster fuck. Which makes no sense. That second goal, why was Matt running with Bruin keeping him on when the rest of the line had stepped up, like a good 15 yards. Why is Ike stepping up to make challenges on midfielders leaving Matt and Jimmy to handle the 3 forwards behind him? How can they be so experienced but constantly fail to maintain their shape? It’s insane.
     
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  39. hardcorekickball

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    I agree. Melia doesn't seem as aggressive this year as last year. It is like everyone is just a bit timid or waiting for someone else to step up.
     
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    Hard to be confident/agressive when back line isnt consistent/who knows what the hell they will do.
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Sounds like Pipe won’t be ready by Friday but will be good next week.
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Pipe in the 18. Ike has the stomach flu and won’t dress. Also no Gerso in the 18, not much attacking help out there.... Hopefully we handle them easy so we don’t have to sub Pipe in. Kei is still out and Hurtado isn’t starting so they’ll be straight up bus parking for 90+ mins.

     
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    Scottish. Fucking. Beaut.
     
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    BUMMMMMPPPP
     
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  46. ono

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    Croizet is as terrible as Russell is awesome.
     
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    Omg I just came so many cums
     
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  49. ono

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    Holy fuck
     
  50. DirtBall

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    Fuck this if they get Jonny here