*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by roonskie, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. roonskie

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    Given the 2 Latino women he was with I think he’s all set but I’ll try to let him know.
     
  2. DirtBall

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    Oh shit. Sounds like Mrs Pipe was left at home with the kids. Get it son.
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Lindsey to Kuzain to Salloi. Yes fucking sir.
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Amor may be the cheekiest fucker on the team. Classic Argentine CB, better handles than our entire midfield.
     
  5. DirtBall

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    Rog and Zeus just balling out of control tonight.
     
  6. hardcorekickball

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  7. DirtBall

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    Welp. Looks like we’re phoning in the cup this year (I’m ok with this). Subbing in Yohan to make sure we give up the losing goal before it goes extras. Smart.
     
  8. roonskie

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  9. DirtBall

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    Nailed it
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    Is he left footed? I dont even know
     
  11. hardcorekickball

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  12. Homo Erectus

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    You arent alone. I had a similar thought

    My friend messaged me the same exact thing 2 minutes before he scored.

    Great.. Bringing in Shelton & Croizet so we are guaranteed the "L" now
     
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  13. hardcorekickball

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    lol, you lie like a rug
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    I like the reverse angle better
     
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  15. hardcorekickball

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    Wow, that angle is pretty hot unit though
     
  16. DirtBall

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  17. DirtBall

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    I search “Bas Dost MLS” every day in twitter. One can dream.
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Like that he’s heard we’ll be adding a LB and MF as well as a 9. The kids have helped with the depth in those spots but we need more depth still.
     
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  19. DirtBall

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    Daily mail so TIFWIW



    “Sportsmail understands MLS side Sporting Kansas City had a £5million bid turned down by the Scottish champions in January and Griffiths and his representatives have since been locked in talks over a new contract.“
     
  20. DirtBall

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    Ilie cracks me up. Wasn’t there a match earlier this year that he didn’t wear sleeves?
     
  21. hardcorekickball

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    Jesus on a fucking biscuit
     
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  22. hardcorekickball

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    HOLY SHIT
     
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  23. Andy Reocho

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  24. ono

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    That was one of the better soccer games I've seen in a while.

    I was fully torqued after that Rubio goal.
     
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  25. hardcorekickball

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    completely different team in the second half. i don't know what vermes said but damn.
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Rubio called it. I was sitting right behind the KS lotto seats and when Gerso missed his sitter he turned to Belmar and said “Es mio, Es mio”
     
  27. DirtBall

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    Holy shit. I just read that with the 2 substitute goals yesterday we’ve got 8 substitute goals in the season. Which, through 16 games, is the new single season club record. We dont even have “the answer” on this team. By far the best bench we’ve ever seen. If they actually add a stud striker, and some depth at LB and 6/8 were poised for a shield run.
     
  28. DirtBall

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    In saying that, we are so fucked if something happened to Ilie. I’m guessing that’s where they wanted Brad Evans but he’s yet to be 100% all year.
     
  29. DirtBall

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  31. DirtBall

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    Turkish sources saying we are offering $3 million for him which is what they paid for him from Valencia (who paid €28 million). Sounds like Besiktas won’t bring him back and are guaranteed to sell him, the only other offer they have is from Saudi Arabia.
     
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  32. Andy Reocho

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    I think he’d be a great fit for us. Hope it works out.
     
  33. DirtBall

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  34. DirtBall

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    We always suck dick when we go to Canada.
     
  35. hardcorekickball

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    And minnesoda
     
  36. DirtBall

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    What a cluster fuck
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    Pipe back to full training. Will probably be a late game sub a few times while we ramp him up.
     
  38. DirtBall

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    Q: With the summer window coming up is there any movement?

    Vermes: “Not yet, just still working on some things.”

    Q: There are reports that Sporting KC has made an offer on Alvaro Negredo.

    Vermes: “No. Not true.”
     
  39. hardcorekickball

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    Cool, whatever, soccer sucks anyway
     
  40. ono

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    The annual summer collapse is in full swing.

    I think it actually began against Houston but we got lucky there.
     
  41. ono

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    Is it too late to get citizenship for Russell?
     
  42. ono

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    RSL can go eat all the dicks. That PK should also be -2 goals.
     
  43. ono

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    Commence the meltdown. Get it the fuck together.

    RSL is soft but you have to know better.
     
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  44. Andy Reocho

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    What in the world is happening.
     
  45. ono

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    What in God's name
     
  46. ono

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    Lol MLS
     
  47. xec

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    RSL 4-2 over the hated thugs SKC!! All is good!
     
  48. Andy Reocho

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    Lol
     
  49. DirtBall

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    Felipe has been training this week. Looks like we play the 18th then a ten game break until our next match. Maybe we’ll get him in the 18 a time or two but I’m guessing that game the 28th will be the first minutes he sees.
     
  50. ono

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    Old Sporting back. Can't do shit in the final 3rd. Need Felipe back desperately.