*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

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  1. hardcorekickball

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  2. DirtBall

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    It’s July, so let’s just keeping crossing it to no one and allow free runners in our box. Seems to have worked the past three fucking years....sigh.
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Good turn and smart play to draw the pk by Gerso
     
  4. ono

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    What a ducking goal
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    Atta boy Diego, Jon Jon with the calm finish.
     
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  7. DirtBall

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    We need to find a third cause they’ve got a second in them
     
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  9. DirtBall

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    WTF IS UP WITH THESE NO CALLS!!!!
     
  10. DirtBall

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    Ike makes a game saving tackle with a pulled hammy. What a stud. Looks like Shelton isn’t moving well after that last tackle either.
     
  11. ono

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    Probably should have been a foul on the TFC goal but I'm ok if they consistently let that go. Of course that's an impossible thing to ask.
     
  12. DirtBall

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    Amor is the best #10 on the team.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    That’s why you head it down not up.
     
  14. DirtBall

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    OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
     
  15. ono

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    Shelton....smh
     
  16. DirtBall

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    Belmar has some swag to him but now we’ve wasted all our subs for nothing.
     
  17. DirtBall

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    Yohan, c’mon dude
     
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  19. ono

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    Kuzain is in a little bit over his head.
     
  20. DirtBall

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    Disgusting.

     
  21. hardcorekickball

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    I just dont understand why we always shit ourselves in the middle of the season
     
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    was at the game tonight in the cauldron. pretty annoyed at the second goal, because it seemed from my angle that the dude got murdered off the ball that led to the goal
     
  23. DirtBall

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    Let think positively, maybe this shitty fucking week will convince Vermes to pull the trigger when the window opens on Tuesday.
     
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    My god I need this back in my life

     
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  25. DirtBall

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    Been looking all over twitter and I cant even find a sniff of a transfer rumor.
     
  26. ono

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    It's Sporting in the summer transfer window, I wouldn't expect anything less.
     
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    “Sporting KC is optimistic it can reach multi-year contract agreements with the players it covets — residing in familiar locations such as Spain, Portugal, Italy, Belgium and France — but it has not agreed to transfer fees with the clubs. That is the same obstacle that prevented an acquisition during the winter window, prompting Sporting KC to delay its search. It is unclear if the asking prices have changed in the ensuing months.”

    Read more here: https://www.kansascity.com/sports/mls/sporting-kc/article214715665.html#storylink=cpy
     
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  28. DirtBall

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    So if we add it def looks like we’ll be adding from Europe.
     
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  29. DirtBall

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    Shelton out 3 months. I don’t remember the play he hurt his knee but he tore his MCL and lateral meniscus. Hopefully it’s a blessing and forces us to get a striker. We might need to add a winger as well though, not a starter but a quality sub. I was hoping we’d get a 9 then have Rubio as a back up allowing Gerso and Shelton to give the wingers rest. I guess we have Lobato and Jimmy whenever they get healthy to help out. Really wish we didn’t get Latif that green card.
     
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    I see you Pipe
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    Any Pipe induced erection was quickly flaccid by the CB pairing.

     
  32. DirtBall

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    2 rookie CBS making their 2nd and 4th starts vs the Red Bull’s press. Yippee
     
  33. DirtBall

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    Jesus Christ this is going to be ugly. Dont risk Felipe subbing him into this.
     
  34. DirtBall

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    Fucking French fucker. :facepalm:
     
  35. DirtBall

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    Roger has been insane since their goal
     
  36. DirtBall

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    Was Smith this big of a pathetic goober in the Houston match?
     
  37. DirtBall

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    Me all match: this looks promising, yep, yep, good, good, (ball to Croizet), GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

    Also, Amor still our best #10.
     
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  38. DirtBall

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    That’s a clear PK
     
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    MOTHER FUCKKNG BUMMMMPPPPPPP
     
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  40. DirtBall

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    Why wouldn’t we put Belmar central?
     
  41. DirtBall

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    1 point out of 12. Oh boy.
     
  42. ono

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    Every fucking year. My God.
     
  43. hardcorekickball

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    Literal ass garbage.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    So we’re out of the shield race. Might as well go all in on the open cup and await our first round flame out.
     
  45. DirtBall

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    Remember 2 months ago when we were jerking off to the deepest team in Sporting history? Tonight we played a USL scrub and a back up at CB, a kid a LB, a MF who diarrheas out turnovers, and a striker who’s 3 years from being able to muscle off a CB. Yikes, at least we had a bench that featured. 2 back line starters that weren’t healthy enough to play, a stud who hasn’t played in 10 weeks and still needs 2 more to be 100%, a USL striker, a teenager, a Rubio, and a GK named Dick.
     
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  46. ono

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    We have GAM and TAM and shit on the bench about to make a huge difference, just you wait and see
     
  47. DirtBall

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    Would much rather have this Frenchman then our current one

     
  48. DirtBall

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    :Checks all over twitter for any transfer rumors at all:
    Yep, crickets
    :Goes to pour up a bourbon:
     
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  50. DirtBall

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    That back line will get torched by Houston’s counter attack. I remember we ran a 4-2-3-1 during the preseason of the Nemeth year but never saw it during the season.