*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

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  1. hardcorekickball

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    I fucking hate seattle
     
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    Turnstyle Zeus giving them a slip deflected goal and a shitty handball.
     
  3. soulfly

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    :lick:
     
  4. hardcorekickball

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    you gotta admit, soulfly your fan base is super annoying.
     
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    We’ve got a long history of being bad at sports.
     
  6. DirtBall

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    Club sent about a media brief about a “major announcent” tomorrow. Guessing we’ll see Zues and Roger extensions.
     
  7. Homo Erectus

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    Besler, Zusi, Espinoza & Illie resigned
     
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    :chrispaulnoooo: Wasn’t expecting that Ilie news. Bukatey jizzed himself on air hearing about Besler this morning. Want to see the terms for the 3 vets and I wonder if they try to bring Seth back.
     
  9. DirtBall

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    Hmmm, Sam was on the radio and said all the contracts were “multi year” but didn’t know how many years. He also said that the vets should be close to if not the same numbers to what they make now. I really hope we aren’t paying those 3 a collective $2.5 million 3 years from now. He did say that the CBA ends next year and they expect big increases to the salary/TAM/GAM so maybe it won’t matter.
     
  10. Homo Erectus

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    Same money isnt bad if salary cap grows a lot
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Sooooo drunk

     
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    Tight. Real tight
     
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    67 degrees in kc right now? What in the world
     
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    Insane firepower on the bench. GLB, Salloi, Johnny, Rubio. March worries me, we have a history of fucking up these easy points.
     
  16. hardcorekickball

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    Well this is neat
     
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  18. DirtBall

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    Want to get Nemeth in the score sheet
     
  19. Homo Erectus

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    Easiest goal Ike will ever get.
    Didnt even have to use his head
     
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    Damn, Zusi ankle straight up broken
     
  21. hardcorekickball

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    Ike just sacrifices his body every game.
     
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    There we go, Gerso has beasted this game
     
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    Nemeth, welcome back!
     
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  26. hardcorekickball

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    My goodness, when was the last time we scored 5 ?
     
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    We scored 6 in the Vancouver double red game. No clue about vs a full side.
     
  28. Homo Erectus

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    KU won football game & Sporting ran over SJ. Good day
    :blessed:
     
  29. hardcorekickball

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    I bet that feels crazy to say
     
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    Nah, said it last week.

    We have some talent just the coaching still sucks. Snyder in his prime would have made this a bowl team. We will be lucky to win another game this season tbqh.
     
  31. DirtBall

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    God Pipe was on fire with his passes



    Doyle wants to fellate Pipe as well

     
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    How could you not be madly in love with Ilie?

     
  33. hardcorekickball

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    Gerso had a basically textbook chip in to goal. It was a classically beautiful goal
     
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    Some pretty good schedule luck from the looks of it. Our game vs Philly is Sunday not Saturday and they play in Open cup final on Wednesday so we should see quite a few reserves. I was a bit worried about that game cause they’ve been on some good form the past 4-6 weeks.

    Pretty good because it looks like our schedule down the stretch is much tougher than the rest of the contenders in the West.
     
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    YOUR BOY Johnny back in the 11

     
  36. DirtBall

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    Sloppy fucking game on a sloppy fucking field versus a sloppy fucking team. This never ends well.
     
  37. DirtBall

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    How did Gerso miss that!?!?!?
     
  38. DirtBall

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    Besler loves scoring incredible goals for the other team. We won’t get that lucky again. One of these sloppy balls from them will find the net and we’re still trying to tiki taka the ball into the net in this slop.
     
  39. DirtBall

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    Is Geiger’s whistle too wet to blow!?!?!? Fuckin aye he’s fucking pathetic.
     
  40. DirtBall

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    Oh Geiger loses control of a game cause he’s a stupid fucking twat who’s pathetic at his job? Who would of guessed.
     
  41. hardcorekickball

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    Omg at the Johnny tifo

    :ded:
     
  43. DirtBall

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    I looked at the lineup and was like who the fuck is Ricketson? It’s a make a wish player.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Seen this same shit a million times. They’ll stay compact. Hack the shit out of us. Launch long balls hoping to get lucky and Ike will fuck up a few of them.
     
  45. DirtBall

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    Fuckin aye Nemeth. C’mon man.
     
  46. DirtBall

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    I wonder if we actually try to score from set pieces or if we just use them as a practice drill for our transition defense?
     
  47. hardcorekickball

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    That victory project bit was the first Brad Evans sighting of the season.
     
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